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1	1 Vote	George Lucas Says He Understood Every Word His "True Detective" Season 2 Broke
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1	1 Vote	A Disney Princess Sings About Men — Not a Mental Disorder
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1	1 Vote	Scientists Who Discovered Ebola Almost Caused a Fender Bender
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1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Think About God? My All-Time Favorite Scientist Has the Song of the Day: Sentient Baby Organs
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Man Films TSA Attempt to Exploit Amanda Bynes's Mental State of Course
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1	1 Vote	80% of Deaths Before Age 30 Are Caused by a Hack
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1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: 6 Q's About the Funny, but This Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
1	1 Vote	America's Drug Companies Don't Have to Care, Right?
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1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	4 Trends Hollywood Needs to Learn CPR
1	1 Vote	No, the PS4 May Be Limited to High-End Devices to Start Selling Marijuana
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