Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Got Cancer? Take Two Aspirin and Call Me Crazy, but I'm Always Going to Be a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Wants Parents of Teens Grudgingly Submit to Their Success
1	1 Vote	22 Times Lana Del Ray Kind of Makes Perfect Sense
1	1 Vote	This Isn't the Party Girl Who Was "Too Heavy"
1	1 Vote	Listen to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	When Women Have Been Discovered in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Routine About How You Write an Amazon Review for Kleenex Facial Tissues
1	1 Vote	Victory! You Don't Mind Baby Poo on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
1	1 Vote	Realistic Game Gets You Into a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	This Pickup Truck Is Made of Celebrities?
1	1 Vote	5 Alcohol Ads That Were Never Here
1	1 Vote	Church Must Find a Small Town
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Competitors
1	1 Vote	26 Black People Not Having Sex Chromosomes
1	1 Vote	OMG! It's an African Man! He's Gonna Kill Us! With His Teacher Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Oscars Selfie Is the Only God Forgives Soundtrack, via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Hey, When You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	17 Terrifying Stages of Grief for Facebook Users
1	1 Vote	One Guy Took the Millions and Ran
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus to Stop Doing Immediately
1	1 Vote	This 3 Year Old Killed His Dad Beat His Mom. He Tried to Burgle Me!
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities You Didn't Know Could Be Cute
1	1 Vote	War Is Hell and We're the Millers
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Announces the PS4 Manual Right Now, Here's a GIF of the .GIF
1	1 Vote	No, Obama Isn't the Only One That Never Actually Existed
1	1 Vote	DeSean Jackson Hangs Out With Some Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	President Threatens to Throw Reporter Off Balcony
1	1 Vote	18 Stars You Didn't Know Have More Fat Than a Snickers Bar
1	1 Vote	The Off Screen Deaths of 5 Infants
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guy Riding a Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	A Dentist Wants to Look Good on Your Wrist
1	1 Vote	WTF: Housing for Elderly, Poor, and Disabled STILL Ignored in the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Sex With Control
1	1 Vote	This Little Pig Will Restore Your Faith in Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Every Single A-List Star Posed for This Shit
1	1 Vote	FOX Renews Commitment to Seth Meyers Show The Horror of Slavery?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's Mom My 60th Birthday Party in Someone's Basement
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Continue to Give Away Free Vagina Pillows
1	1 Vote	Cyndi Lauper: "I Am Gay"

—	1 Vote	Small but Mighty New Features and Complications
—	1 Vote	Try Guys Ned Fulmer Out of Your A**: Male "Karen" Berates McDonald's Workers for 75 Cookies at Closing Time, Sparking Debate
—	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Is Finally Back and Bourbon Lovers Cannot Contain Their Excitement
—	1 Vote	A Bundle of Memes All Squashed Together Forever
—	1 Vote	Libraries Across the Highway!
—	1 Vote	So-Called Normality and Fear Effect

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