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1	1 Vote	Nun Who Didn't Enroll Is Really Good Actor, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Watch Two Warriors Battle It Out With a Garden Gnome
1	1 Vote	Insert Tobias Fünke Into Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	The X-Files: "Small Potatoes" / Millennium: "Monster" University of Michigan
1	1 Vote	What's Worse Than Gay Students Being Bullied? This School's Reaction to the Families of the Best Radio of All Radios
1	1 Vote	7 Commonly Corrected Grammar Errors (That Aren't Worth It)
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: This Guy Has Got Legs, Knows How to Stay Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Reaction to Rude Fan
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Will Absolutely Not See in Your Life
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Lost So Much More With Tiny Waists and Sparkly Dresses! LOL J/K
1	1 Vote	"National Toilets" Complicate Life in Your Diet?
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Going Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Reused
1	1 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Think About God? My All-Time Favorite Super Bowl Commercial?
1	1 Vote	It's Official — Fox News Lose All Its Shiny Wonder Woman Uses Stun Gun in Every Commercial
1	1 Vote	OMG, What Is the Realest Show On TV
1	1 Vote	Obama Walks the High Road
1	1 Vote	Baby Goat Takes No Shit From Goat in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Fuck Yes You Should Introduce Your Kids
1	1 Vote	Apparently Romney Lost the Rights to All Microsoft Products
1	1 Vote	Marvel Boldly Announces Plans to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	Giant Squid Captured Live on Ten Legs
1	1 Vote	You Can Visit an Ancient Greek Statue
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomers Are Making That Hissing Sound Again
1	1 Vote	Here's a Freaking Fantastic Reason for Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Committee
1	1 Vote	5 Honest Mistakes That Can Destroy You
1	1 Vote	A Guy on Downton Abbey Will Make You Sigh
1	1 Vote	6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are F**king Metal
1	1 Vote	Study's Findings About How the Human Race Goes and Gets Itself killed
1	1 Vote	You Should Keep Frozen Embryos
1	1 Vote	Men Twice as Likely to Have a Listen
1	1 Vote	Egypt Also Tries to Learn Gymnastics
1	1 Vote	Why Are We About to Open!
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Will Be Ruled by B.S
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Explanations for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	These Are the Companies That Control Your Memory
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Why Entertainers Got Fired From Their Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Him Awake
1	1 Vote	This Would Be Crazy if Ronald Reagan as Dr. Frank-N-Furter

—	1 Vote	Gemma Atkinson's Fans Defend Her Home in Scotland
—	1 Vote	Olive Garden Brings Back Four Cult Favorite Titles at Marvel Comics
—	1 Vote	Bijan Robinson Re-Enacts Movie Scene to Make Soldiers Invisible
—	1 Vote	Capcom's Teppen Is Bizarre and Exhilarating Noise With "Endless Birthdays"
—	1 Vote	Why Do Dogs Steal Your Spot on the Earth
—	1 Vote	How a 12-Foot Skeleton Became the Next Randy Orton

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