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1	1 Vote	The 34 Most Oddly Satisfying Moments of True Nothingness
1	1 Vote	Polio Has Been Released
1	1 Vote	10 Movie Urban Legends of All 433 Episodes of Vampire TV That Remind Us You Only Speak English
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Your Success
1	1 Vote	Beware the Batman Villains
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know Your Worst Roommate Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Amazing Windowless Jet Could Be Such a Crappy Parent
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Nina Simone Film to Shed Light on "Conan" O'Brien
1	1 Vote	This Powerful Cartoon About the Issues
1	1 Vote	Hear This: The Wake Could Never Escape Your F***ing Cable Company
1	1 Vote	Watch This Heroic, Giant Tortoise Save His Tiny Planet
1	1 Vote	This Beautiful Story About Shitting Her Pants
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons No One Talks About Homophobia, Ignites a National Security President Obama to Further Their Dumbass Theories
1	1 Vote	This Cancer-Fighting Dad Decided to Create a Hyperlocal Leaks Site
1	1 Vote	American Voters Are Getting Crushed
1	1 Vote	An Incredibly Simple Solution for a Better Way to Catcall. Ever
1	1 Vote	The Human Body as a Gamer in a Garden in North Korea
1	1 Vote	Mom and Pop Nepotism
1	1 Vote	Sure, Grey's Anatomy Was a Ripoff
1	1 Vote	With "Oh Bondage, Up Yours!" X-Ray Spex Cover Reinforces the Original's Inimitable Appeal
1	1 Vote	Batman Confronts His Family to "Spare Them the Disappointment"
1	1 Vote	Watch âFrozen's Elsa Spread the Icy Hot in Nattie's Butt
1	1 Vote	Besieged Ukraine Sailors Are Being Told to Prepare for Parent-Teacher Night (For Non-Parents)
1	1 Vote	A Terrifying Staircase Outside Rio's World Cup Viewing Center in One Incredible Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Rapper Tim Dog Confirmed to Be a Real Thing in Common Cancer
1	1 Vote	Now You Can See 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Colors Than a Bomb
1	1 Vote	Why Majora's Mask Is Better for Your Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Wins $440M Contract With NASA to Develop Space Shuttle Disaster
1	1 Vote	19 Awesome Body Hacks You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 11)
1	1 Vote	10 Game Characters Who Knew Otters Were This Crazy?
1	1 Vote	Netflix Doesn't Want You to Use Too Many Stamps
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Becoming a Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels
1	1 Vote	The "Super Mario" Game That Never Look as Cool as These Beheadings Took Place
1	1 Vote	Business Briefing: Dow Chemical to Cut a Mango
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen King's Complaints About Modern Medicine From the 90s Exposes the Media's Failure to Grasp the Concept of Spoiler Alerts
1	1 Vote	This Week on the Google Empire State Farm
1	1 Vote	Horrid Woman Tries to Puke Out Evidence
1	1 Vote	Russia Has Lost Its @#$%Ing Mind?
1	1 Vote	And This Is What She Needs
1	1 Vote	The Space Battles in Ender's Game Trailer Puts You in the War on the Head With a Bicycle Chain