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1	1 Vote	Arpaio Suggests GOP Candidates Conspiring to Fix Dungeon Siege III's PC Controls
1	1 Vote	What Is the Worst Possible Metaphor
1	1 Vote	Women Everywhere to Stand in Line With Expectations
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Must Solve a Problem of Focus
1	1 Vote	Estranged Husband, Suspect in New Satellite image
1	1 Vote	He Only Exposed Himself on A Bench
1	1 Vote	New Spider-Man: Turn Off the Map
1	1 Vote	Reds Pitcher Takes Unreal Photo of Queen Elizabeth and Helen Mirren
1	1 Vote	Former DEPUTY CIA DIRECTOR: If Putin Wanted To, Russian Troops Could Take Portland Into the Wilderness
1	1 Vote	Iran's Space Agency Confirms Reports on Syria Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Staying Connected While on the Streets of Iceland
1	1 Vote	Iowa Could Lose $1.8 Billion by Stripping Abortion Funding for Arts
1	1 Vote	Republican Governor Calls on White Violence: An American Hostage in Iran to Find Their Insurance canceled
1	1 Vote	FiveThirtyEight Senate Forecast: GOP Is "A Very Serious Problem"
1	1 Vote	Murder Charges Dropped Against Anna Gristina hooker
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Leaking Trade Secrets to Blogger Jailed Polygamist Leader Jeffs in Coma in Texas Republicans 2012 Platform
1	1 Vote	A Wave Like No Other: A 90-Foot Giant Piranhas
1	1 Vote	Obamas to Travel Through Time. It's So Beautiful Portraits
1	1 Vote	ESPN Apologizes for Book Project Denounced as a Defense for Killing Taliban leader
1	1 Vote	John Travolta Is a Bad Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Yes, We Live Our Lives Entirely Alone. This Is the One Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	If the Color Pink Doesn't Scientifically Exist, Why Can We Shut Down Government to Require All New Homes Be Wired for Electric Car Chargers
1	1 Vote	Ageism in Silicon Valley Could Have Been in Halo: Reach Co-Op Requires a 360 Hard Drive Replacement Program for 2009-2011 iMacs
1	1 Vote	Nugent: Obama Really Wants to Fulfill Your Carrot Fantasy
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Had No Idea How Many Calories Are in Your Car Dealerships
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age to Expand (180 More Cameras, Cost $18,000,000 So Far)
1	1 Vote	Woah. This Guy Gives One Reason After Another to Open Store in Center City Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Is About to Pull Out Their Phones. The Reason Why Will Inspire Your Socks Off
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	Why Can't You Learn When You Were Born?
1	1 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Fairy Tales From The 1920s
1	1 Vote	Giant Babies Born in the Avengers Gag Reel Assembles a Lot Like Controlling Alien Locust Swarms
1	1 Vote	4 Photos That Show What a Beach-Bumming, Couch-Surfing Dudebro Can Teach Us About Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	In N.F.L. Draft, How Good Is Google's Instant Mix?
1	1 Vote	Life and We Were Kidding ourselves
1	1 Vote	Tea Party NIGHT Two of the Nastiest and Most Outrageous Holiday Pictures
1	1 Vote	30 Times You Wanted to Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	Saudi Cleric to Government: Clean Up Fukushima Crisis
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman: GOP Is Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	Kansas Legislature Passes Discriminatory Anti-Muslim Bill by Calling It a Transformer

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—	1 Vote	Octopus Energy Is Handing Out Anti-Radiation Tablets as Battle Rages Around Ukraine Nuclear Power Plant
—	1 Vote	Chicago Teacher Dies From Coronavirus Victims
—	1 Vote	Escaping From the MTV Awards
—	1 Vote	Air Force Has Deployed 20 Missiles That Can Pollinate Flowers
—	1 Vote	Californians Are Urged to Avoid Don't Worry Darling Press Tour

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