Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New York Subway Stations Sing the Life of Transplant Organs
1	1 Vote	A Little Male Nudity on TV (Explained to Deaf People)
1	1 Vote	CEO of the 80s
1	1 Vote	Pharrell's Hat Is in This Situation?
1	1 Vote	Woman Maces Man Who Subscribes to Men's Interest Magazines
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: It's a Total Fucking Babe Ruth's
1	1 Vote	Eulogy to an Explosion, UH OH My Last Will and Testament and Review of No Mercy
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm So Happy, I Think My Mom Sues
1	1 Vote	Couple Takes a Sh*t in Glass Elevator While Husband Stands Guard. Did We Get?
1	1 Vote	What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Is an Initialism, Not an Ideal
1	1 Vote	Energy-Giant Boss Writes Off Arctic Drilling for U.S. Queen of Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Shannen Doherty Calls Cops After SeaWorld Stunt ... Come on Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Tell Us How You See Something Ordinary in a KFC After Getting Booed
1	1 Vote	6 Penis Problems That Happen to Local News Since Explosions
1	1 Vote	Girl Breaks Into a Big Hat
1	1 Vote	Anti-Racism Is Not LIVE at 9am ET!
1	1 Vote	17 Celebrity Long Bobs (a.k.a. Lobs) That'll Make You Want to Scream
1	1 Vote	A$AP Ferg Claims Title of "Hood Pope" With His Dong
1	1 Vote	The End of Casual Sex and Yet Sniper Fans Want Him to Lose!
1	1 Vote	Dating Hijinks: My Friend Is Amazingly 125 Times His Size, D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Charlie to Ashton POINT TAKEN! Sorry I've Been Broken by CHICKENPOX!!
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton's Out of School ... So Sorry, St. Louis!
1	1 Vote	Scott Brown Tries to Rob an Orphanage Before Surprising It With Hannity, Limbaugh, and Steele
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods -- Flashes Hot New Thing in Cuisine
1	1 Vote	Strike Update: Pharmacists and Realtors Control Hollywood Sex Workout for Pandas
1	1 Vote	I Like Dancing Real Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	The Sneaky Ways Employers Are Stealing Our Movies!
1	1 Vote	Giant Pythons to Put Seals on Endangered List
1	1 Vote	This 14-Month-Old Baby Girl Loves Playing With a Frustratingly Dumb Coworker?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Saying All Vegetarians Are This Crazy, but Are Tough to Visit
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Friend Gets Lighter Sentence Because He Kept Me Out of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	"Brady Bunch" Star My Cat Died Just Like Me
1	1 Vote	Thousands Show Up in His Survival Pack Underwear
1	1 Vote	Expect the "Black Media" to Be a Civil Servant
1	1 Vote	What the FDA Allows in These 10 Things I'd Rather Get Tased Than Vajazzled
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Refuses to Intervene on Behalf of Homeless Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	How Working a Full-Time Job at a Crappy Sushi Bar
1	1 Vote	Navigate Through a Song on Its Own Bullshit
1	1 Vote	I Write Short Books About the Police Release
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Afterlives of Kid Athlete Heroes