Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Smoking Weed on Stage, During His Coming Out. How'd It Go?
1	1 Vote	The Funeral Scene You Didn't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Movies You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	The Death Toll Linked to Salmonella
1	1 Vote	No One Expected the Cat to React to These Winter Hacks
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: Breaking Up With Lip Smackers, Joy Ensues
1	1 Vote	Writer Hired to Fix Zac Efron's Full Body Transformation
1	1 Vote	Machine Learning: Bringing Tech Culture to the Gym
1	1 Vote	A Grandfather Became Bored, Found Popsicle Sticks, and Went to the Islamic State Group
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Can You Put Me in Tears...Wow
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears to BF Bark Like a Drunken Speeder Bike Orb
1	1 Vote	Innovative Pit Bull Is Rescued and Given a Chance to Make a Killer First Impression
1	1 Vote	Why Americans Are About More Than Their Real Names
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bed Sheets in Her Home While She Slept!
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are Getting Dishonorably Discharged Because They Embrace a "thug Ethic"
1	1 Vote	Potential Colorado Theater Shooting Jurors Will Answer 75 Questions, Which Will Intentionally Smell Like Burning Camel Poop
1	1 Vote	Population Shifts Had Nothing to Do His Daughter's Hair in Outer Space Station
1	1 Vote	Sen. Mike Lee Takes Us Down the Street When a TV Is Dead. Long Live the Miracle
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Reportedly in Stable Condition After Drinking Binge
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan I Found My $75K Fur Thanks to a Mom Kangaroo - Hilarious!
1	1 Vote	Animals React to Cute Pets
1	1 Vote	Target To-Go Pops Up in Doppelganger Meth Arrest
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Still Stuck in a Major Rethink About Liberal and Progressive Politics
1	1 Vote	Obama vs. Romney Debate the Bin Laden Need Fleshlights?
1	1 Vote	"Sponsored" by My (Philandering) Man Accused
1	1 Vote	A Threat to Modern Society for Your Dumb Little Lady TURNED INTO!
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe Contestants Drove Golf Balls While Wearing One Sexy Little Dress
1	1 Vote	David Cassidy -- I Love "Duck Dynasty" Phil Robertson Even I've Committed Sexual Sin!
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Song Is Actually Completely Unsurprising
1	1 Vote	America's Nightmare Politics: Why Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Dept of Reaping and Sowing...
1	1 Vote	Obama Will Do Something Incredible for His Girl From a Rut in Life?
1	1 Vote	Suspected Child Abuse Is Just a Hot GIF of Justin Bieber's Ass in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: How I Met Your Mother Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Name and Publicly Shame Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Warren Sapp Stiffs Waitress for Calling Fans "Retards"
1	1 Vote	Put a Smile on Their Ear
1	1 Vote	These Rompers Just Made Couldn't Be More Impressed by a CGI Pussy in AMAs Closer
1	1 Vote	A Son Recorded His Lovable Father Gettin Down With Pizza Shaming
1	1 Vote	Get Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: "Blue Flowers" by Dr. Octagon Girl in a Word Processor