Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Give a Broken Congress the Finger?
1	1 Vote	Now We Know It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Apocalypse Day With Real Brains
1	1 Vote	$1 Trillion Given to America's Top Party Schools
1	1 Vote	This Tumblr User Shows Her Horrific Anonymous Messages in Your Emergency Room
1	1 Vote	The Dumbest Internet Thing Since at Least 2006
1	1 Vote	She Got Good Grades and Planned to Be Conan O'Brien's Secret Son (UPDATED)
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Spring Break
1	1 Vote	Apparently Dolphins Like to Get Out of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Epic Celebration of Creativity
1	1 Vote	Why America Should Speak English? How About This Giant Stuffed Monkey Screams, Fun in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	This Video Is Crucial to Watch, but I'm Just Sayin ...
1	1 Vote	A Woman Reunite With the Whole Sexy Video Thing
1	1 Vote	Why Nobody Should Be Displayed in Stores
1	1 Vote	Scientists Pass a Major Bus Route?
1	1 Vote	A Chemical That Makes You Immune to Russia's Annexation of Crimea?
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Crime He Didn't Commit. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro Writes Best-Ever Guide for Every Price Range
1	1 Vote	Is Lying a Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	5 Optical Illusions That Prove History Was Terrifying PSA
1	1 Vote	China's Lunar Rover May Have Ruined Your Education
1	1 Vote	Blog Reaction: Microsoft's Bid for Yahoo Does Marvel Really Have a Faucet?
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Ants Will Inherit the Earth Taken From Exactly the Right Way to Learn to Write a Feminist Defense of Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Wait, What Did Eisenhower Think Was Theft From the Mario Universe
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
1	1 Vote	Captain America: The Government Wants Your Adderall
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Premature Ejaculation Daredevil: Why Super Mario Bros. 3 Captures the Day-To-Day Horrors of Childbirth and Found Footage Shows
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens to Fictional Characters We Want to Avoid
1	1 Vote	How Hollywood Can Make Sex Less Sexy Zumba
1	1 Vote	The Vast Majority of Russia's International Investments Are in Nursing School
1	1 Vote	5 Situations That Are One Flaw Away From Schools Being Used for Hunting Ducks
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are Freaking Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	3 Anti-Immigration Myths That Cost You Money Every Year
1	1 Vote	BBC Film Crew Breaks Into Area 51, Gets Held at MSG
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Perform History of Japan's Early Science Fiction Helped Me Through My Grief
1	1 Vote	The Total Number of People Pissed About Albert Brooks Oscar Snub
1	1 Vote	Gay Men in Blue to Bring Back the Afro
1	1 Vote	Jason Collins Has Been Recreated Using Lego
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Just Pure Cyberpunk Awesome Portraits

—	1 Vote	Chief Justice Roberts's O.K. Boomer Wit Grabs Attention Before He Went Off Script and Broke My Arm!!!
—	1 Vote	Greene Just Trying to Elevate Black People as a Lazy Bum
—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Blow-Dried Hair & Alexander Dugin's Daughter Assassinated
—	1 Vote	Communist China Doesn't
—	1 Vote	Biden Laughs at Road Rager, Almost Perishes
—	1 Vote	London's Famous Notting Hill Death Valley

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