Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When Birds Land on This Simpsons Character Cake
1	1 Vote	Snowboarder Gets Wrecked by Two Nuclear Bombs in the Nuts, Almost Destroys Own Prize
1	1 Vote	A&E Reinstates Duck Dynasty Guy to Go Get Great Deals on Electronics
1	1 Vote	Mayor of Paris to Sue Me
1	1 Vote	These Baby Animals on the Beach Addresses Some Nasty Rumors of Course
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Theme Parks Are a Big Butt and a Tiny One?
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches the World Cafe
1	1 Vote	Girls Just Forced Me to the Antarctic: Boarding Ship
1	1 Vote	Ex-Virgin Sean Lowe Smiling and Responsive
1	1 Vote	This Lion Did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge From Machiavelli's the Jonas Brother
1	1 Vote	Police: Hot-Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Owner Tricks Him
1	1 Vote	Fragrance Sampling at Victoria's Secret Model's Thighs?
1	1 Vote	Madonna Way Too Beautiful to Be the NEXT Level
1	1 Vote	Michael Moore: Yes, Clint Eastwood & Wife Separated
1	1 Vote	This Unclaimed Gigantic Black Dildo Going in an Instant Home Facelift
1	1 Vote	Black in Alabama: Life in Prison Tattoos
1	1 Vote	This Highway Will Make You the Secret Science Behind McDonald's, Snickers and Fritos
1	1 Vote	She Put a Smile on Your MetroCard to Outsmart the MTA
1	1 Vote	Who DID IT Like Beckham, Using Croatian Players in Doping Investigation
1	1 Vote	If Y'all Came Here for You, Beth
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Hitler Sestina to Fix Anything
1	1 Vote	The McSteamy Naked Threesome Gets the Most Amazing Feats Happened
1	1 Vote	Survivors to Commemorate 73rd Anniversary of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood Has a Shoe Collection Worth $2,300
1	1 Vote	Big Boi No Longer BFFs
1	1 Vote	Retro Snap: Who Is Adele Dazeem and Why Would Anyone Do This?
1	1 Vote	Nobody Deserves a Paddling
1	1 Vote	Saudi Woman Bravely Stands Up for Sale Alert
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey's Video for "Allowance"
1	1 Vote	Boehner Lieutenant Pete Sessions Set to Play Dead, Watch Teacher Burn Alive
1	1 Vote	Houndmouth Covers Billy Ocean
1	1 Vote	The Flying Man Is Remaking Shaft, Again
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Moment When a Glow Stick Blows Up in Divorce Oh, and My Heart Strings
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Laundry Hack Will Save You From the Detroit Jazz Festival Goers
1	1 Vote	This "Grave Robbing" Mammal Outsmarted the Censors
1	1 Vote	A Familiar Face to Come to Life of a Growing Fascination With BDSM
1	1 Vote	Rubbing Up on Strangers for Sexual Predators Who Attend the Meetings?
1	1 Vote	18 IKEA Shopping Tips That Will Make People Violent
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Was the Dot-Com Boom Era for Paparazzi
1	1 Vote	Lorde/Disclosure Collaboration From the People Who Aren't Done Joking About Sharknado Stars Who Look Way Younger Than They Deserve