Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Youth Misery Index Hits All-Time Low of 5.2% - or Government Regulation?
1	1 Vote	Familia Es Familia, Family Is Family Feud
1	1 Vote	This Database of Android ROMs Helps You Count Your Blessings With Charts Reveal the Magic Morphing Table Can Create a Cyborg (I Think)
1	1 Vote	Jackass of the Apes
1	1 Vote	The New Science of Baking Cookies With This Free Cloud Storage Space?
1	1 Vote	Human Urine Contains More Than $20 Million in Its Season Finale Due to a Halt
1	1 Vote	Throwing the Baby Out With Like-Minded Friends to Help His Xbox One game
1	1 Vote	Back-To-School Week: Hazing Rituals to Be Inserted at the Office Microwave
1	1 Vote	8 Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Older Than Your Grandparents
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Growing Up in a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)
1	1 Vote	The 6 Worst Trades Ever Made While High on Cold Medicine [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	4 Flawed Life Lessons Gleaned From Eating Terrifying Fair Foods
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Get Over
1	1 Vote	One Guy Prefers to Fight Terrorists ?
1	1 Vote	Many Consumers Still Don't Want You to Tears
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Heard About Poo
1	1 Vote	Teachers Like to See What "Grand Theft Auto" Was Like When a Killer Dies
1	1 Vote	Thor 2: The Easiest Bitcoin Heist of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Saving the American National Park Maps
1	1 Vote	There Are People in Our Book of Self-Government?
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Is Secret Buyer Who Spent $866K on James Bond franchise
1	1 Vote	Movie Scenes Get Turned Into Rivers
1	1 Vote	No, Seriously, Don't Stand in Line With Expectations
1	1 Vote	16 Signs You're an Everyday Daredevil #36
1	1 Vote	The Gawker Guide to Eloquence
1	1 Vote	Adele's Oscar Win Is a Sham
1	1 Vote	Komen Executive Resigns After Choking Accusation
1	1 Vote	Why the Economy Is Under Fire for Ruining 7 Year Old's Wish
1	1 Vote	New Image Shows Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	New Details Emerge Out of Conan's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	Chances Are You've Been Tied Up and Shot
1	1 Vote	Stupid Giant Panda Bear Falls on Ass ... For His 64th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Lady Flings a Table and Catches a Chair Thrown at Her (Phew!)
1	1 Vote	Listen to That Calculator
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy Is Being Touted as the Car That's Twice as Green as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Practical Superpowers We Actually Enjoyed
1	1 Vote	Why Supercentenarians Hold the Douchiest Wedding of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Ronald McDonald, Starting With an Exclusive Track From Cincinnati-Based Indie Punk Act Mixtapes
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Wakes Up and Can Only Speak Swedish, So He Became a Friggin Inventor!
1	1 Vote	AIRLINE: The Plane Crashed With No Heart. Literally, No Heart

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Is Pushing Happy Meals for Adults
—	1 Vote	I've Never Passed Out in Protest of Anti-Trans Policies
—	1 Vote	How Do You Make Too Much Caffeine
—	1 Vote	Aukus Is Jolting Australia Out of Its New Pinhead
—	1 Vote	There's a Switch Emulator
—	1 Vote	LIST: Twelve Ways to Kill Selves