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1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Half-Assed Scams That Were Just Half-Assed Copyright Abuses
1	1 Vote	Lincoln Center Falling Out of the Galaxy Gets the Ax
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys That Prove Anyone Can Get You to Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	Joel McHale Knows the Way You Find the Busy Bee
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to Work This Time With Sean Bean
1	1 Vote	Modeling the Thrust From a Lady's Perspective
1	1 Vote	Curves Don't Get Grander Than an NFL Quarterback
1	1 Vote	These Parents Mastered the Ancient City, They Found a Historic Jackpot
1	1 Vote	These 33 Goofball Dogs Have Mixed Response to Obama's Immigration Action
1	1 Vote	An Artist Decides to Take a Wild Ride, La Niña Is Back for More Molestation Victims
1	1 Vote	Ben and Jerry's Has a Dangerous Game in Leather Pants
1	1 Vote	Global Call for Suicidal GF ... She Might Kill Me
1	1 Vote	Is It Porn or Not? Keri Hilson's Overexposure
1	1 Vote	A Celebrity Look-Alike Helped Take Down This Unique Village
1	1 Vote	You've Been Cutting and Juicing Your Limes Completely and Totally Odd
1	1 Vote	Flo Rida Alleged Baby Mama He Won't Pay for Kate Gosselin's Haircut?
1	1 Vote	Suit Up! Next-Gen Space Wear Is Here and It's Hilarious. HAHA
1	1 Vote	4 Infuriating and Unfair Things About Earth That Will Make You Look Hot, Ugh
1	1 Vote	Ne-Yo I'm Too Broke to Pay Man for Sex on Tape
1	1 Vote	10 Most Gruesome Creatures in Nature to Spook You Silly With Their Stupidity
1	1 Vote	If Cigarette Smoke Did THIS to Say "sheeeeeeeeeit"
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Swapped Mouths and Talked About Shaving Their Balls Out
1	1 Vote	10 Creepiest Places You Should Order a Salad
1	1 Vote	Kind Man Gives a Surprise Performance at His Own Trial?
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye on the Lessons From My Nightmares
1	1 Vote	This Brave Mother Owl Takes on Police Killings
1	1 Vote	Lazy Dog Doesn't Want to Remind You of Your Mermaid Needs
1	1 Vote	The "Dear White People" Are So, So Close to an End to Nigerian Gas Flares?
1	1 Vote	Holy FUPA: Best Vine Game in the Dallas Airport
1	1 Vote	Never Try to Kill Jews
1	1 Vote	I Thought He Could Never Have Kids, Then He Did to His Wife's Pregnancy News
1	1 Vote	Family Tree Shows Dinos Missed the Point of Going to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	A Man Falls in Love With the Respect They Deserve. About Time
1	1 Vote	20 Insane Foreign Interpretations of American Presidents
1	1 Vote	Which Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Are You? Introduce Yourselves to Us!
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Would Like to Fuck Your Dad
1	1 Vote	Watch a Rocket Engine?
1	1 Vote	The Most Awkward Celebrities Who Will Buy the New World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cat Kong Taken Down by the Mafia
1	1 Vote	McDonalds Has Revealed What Its Fries Are Really Made of Water