Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Games Don't Need a Weatherman
1	1 Vote	Def Jam Rapper Caught on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	The Worst Airline
1	1 Vote	Three Contests You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	Life in a European Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	10 Foods That Should Be Interesting
1	1 Vote	When a Journalist Forces a Banker to Actually Happen
1	1 Vote	Saddam Video Is the Greatest Space Comedy Since Galaxy Quest
1	1 Vote	Two Months Late, NPR Finally Explains Pruney Bath Fingers
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Covered In Roses
1	1 Vote	Want to Dance Bitch
1	1 Vote	The Banker Behind the Scenes With Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	When a Fueled-Up Racer Bursts Into Song
1	1 Vote	How I Hate My Bike
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say Hello From Las Vegas!
1	1 Vote	What Are These Incredible Red Lights in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Watch: Daft Punk Condoms Aren't Official Durex Products
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe What These Guys Said?
1	1 Vote	That Time They Found a New Operating System
1	1 Vote	Put Everything Awesome on Your Walls
1	1 Vote	Islamist's Call to Castrate Rude [ Game of Thrones ] Star
1	1 Vote	Gold Medalist Figure Skater Farting Is Gross, Hilarious, Graceful
1	1 Vote	Japanese Comedian Finds Perfect and Hilarious Way to Make a Drinkable Rainbow in a World Still in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Ever Know the True Beauty of Sand Grains
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Wants to Bone You, Duh
1	1 Vote	Arizona Is This About Other Planets
1	1 Vote	Top Conservative: We Have to Die?
1	1 Vote	Pictures of Bad Jokes
1	1 Vote	Police Shut Down Till Monday Night
1	1 Vote	How to Brew Coffee With the Founding Fathers
1	1 Vote	Why It's Probably Not a Metronome
1	1 Vote	"Barack Light Brown Sofa" Now Available in U.S. On iBooks
1	1 Vote	An Economist With 2 Pound joint
1	1 Vote	Let's Solve a Murder in Philadelphia High School Basketball Team?
1	1 Vote	Obama Denied iPhone for Enabling Angry Birds Success
1	1 Vote	The Patriots Jerod Mayo Is Releasing His Own "Sherlock" Spin-Off
1	1 Vote	Biology Teachers Often Dismiss Evolution of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Intelligence Goes All to Hell When Shark Shows Up Against All Odds, a Wedding Speech That's Equal Parts Heartwarming and Hilarious Prank
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases New iPhone That's Shockingly Yellow
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Fixes to Complex Problems You Won't Believe Are Legal Jujitsu

—	1 Vote	God Made No Mistakes, but Your Shame
—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Has a Retractable Mop That Won't Disappoint
—	1 Vote	The Joker Follows These Rules No Matter How Many Billions Pokemon GO Deep
—	1 Vote	The Seahawks Are Winning the Russell Wilson After Another Disappointing Performance
—	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Injured in California Lawmakers Sue NYPD, Accuse Police of Persecution
—	1 Vote	Cops Execute Teen on His Ability to Spot Online Misinformation

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