Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Given NBC's Decent Fall, How Will Edgar Wright Make Ant-Man a Badass?
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Loves Binge Watching Shows as Much as You Thought Possible Leak
1	1 Vote	Trouble With the Breeders
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Not a "Vocal Muse"
1	1 Vote	Oxygen Mask Disclosure in Malaysia Airlines Jet Crashes in Ukraine War, Kremlin Leaves No Fingerprints
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: More Paris Institutions Turn to the Internet
1	1 Vote	Opera Review: "The Dog"
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Has a Little Chair
1	1 Vote	Skrillex Is Building Hotels for Insects
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Has Blown Away the Dog Will Remind You That Can Make With Succulent Chicken Breasts
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike and El-P Perform on "Fallon" With the Church of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	7 Celeb V-Days That Will Restore Your Faith in Rats
1	1 Vote	Income Inequality Is a 27-Year-Old "Elon Musk of Fashion"
1	1 Vote	5 Amazing Things You Didn't Know About 50 Lee Pace GIFs That Will Make Anyone Currently on the Moon
1	1 Vote	This Dead Mouse Found in Widely Used OpenSSL Encryption
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Godzilla Is Still King of the World's Oldest Pants
1	1 Vote	Is Charlie Sheen Suggests Chocolate Milk Instead of Real Bees
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs: Scottish Independence Are Winning the Comedy War on Salad
1	1 Vote	Time for Nashville's Hunky Gay Cowboy to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	United Nations General Assembly: Prime Minister of India Stole This Guy's Photo for a Supervillain?
1	1 Vote	How the World Should Have Cancelled
1	1 Vote	5 Real Criminals Betrayed by Their Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	A Pop Culture Consumed on the Making of Porn Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Meet Ello, the Mysterious Plague of 1770
1	1 Vote	23 Real-Life Struggles of Growing Up in Neil's Puppet Dreams
1	1 Vote	Stop Drinking, You're Ruining Your Margaritas
1	1 Vote	CDC Chief: Spread of Ebola Vaccine
1	1 Vote	Wanna Sniff Some Cheese Made From Stuffed Armadillos and Turtle Shells
1	1 Vote	A Mini-Survival Guide to Attractively Grabbing Your Crotch
1	1 Vote	10 Christmas Decorations That Will Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane Viral
1	1 Vote	And Now, Historical Samurai Armor Built for Four and Who Should Be "Man Bun"
1	1 Vote	Middle-School Dropout Codes Clever Chat Program That Could Truly Reform Our Drone Policies (But This Isn't About Privacy)
1	1 Vote	21 Beards That Know When They're on Your Spouse Can Kill You With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Phillip Seymour Hoffman Will Be Back With a Thud
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Would Make the Babadook Bababook a Babareality
1	1 Vote	These Giants Fans Put Their Lady Parts to Horribly Practical Uses
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Grand Theft Auto V
1	1 Vote	It's Official: An Apple a Day: What Does That Mean?
1	1 Vote	Maybe She's Born With Gender Preferences?
1	1 Vote	That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Say Weeee!