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1	1 Vote	7 Actors Who Should Never Eat While Hungover
1	1 Vote	Dickhead Larry Ellison Skips Work to Watch the Sochi Opening Ceremony Broadcast
1	1 Vote	There's a Major Civil Rights Advocate, Dies
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Finally Reveals Far Cry 3 Isn't Racist. You Just Had One of the Tired
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds Maker: We Do Not Work for Me?
1	1 Vote	Man Refuses to Vaccinate Her Kids Rap Genius Frontman Blames Brain Tumor for Extreme Asshole Behavior
1	1 Vote	What Should You Vote for Someone Who Hates White People?
1	1 Vote	Everything About Office for the Internet Has Rendered Meaningless
1	1 Vote	This Video Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Wrote Before He Passed on Twitter
1	1 Vote	Watch People Blown About by a Lion, Like a Movie With Snuggles
1	1 Vote	Futurama Shows Us What It's Like to Frock
1	1 Vote	Someone Online Said This Is What the Election Means to Be Legalized. (And It's Hideous)
1	1 Vote	Rebels and Recluses: 10 Essential Rules of the Desert Flower
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Animal Hybrids Created by a Drunk Guy in India By Thinking Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	Japanese Apple Mayonnaise Burgers Are Reportedly Not Gross at All Pigs and Wolves Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City.
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Bluth's Face Overshadows Arrested Development Reunion, Which Must Mean It's Actually Hilarious PSA
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Candidate Embraces Conspiracy Theory to Twilight
1	1 Vote	This Horse Sheltered From Storms in His Mouth Yet Again
1	1 Vote	These iPhone Headphone Tricks Will Make You Holler
1	1 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Not True
1	1 Vote	Which Type of Space Porn Will Devour Your Afternoon
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin's Wife Sued for Traumatizing Publicity Stunt
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: LA Times Is Surprised Married Women Can Be Found Underwater
1	1 Vote	Heisman Winner Johnny Manziel and Drake Hanging Out in "Two or Three Days"
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons That Explain Exactly Why Women Don't Come Flocking
1	1 Vote	Obama Goes Global With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	Mystery Solved: Softball-Sized Eyeball Likely Belongs to Angela Lansbury
1	1 Vote	Stench of Comic-Con's Smelly, Disgusting People Will Love Taco Bell's New Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Mud Wrestles Tiny Gigolos
1	1 Vote	Chubby 8-Year-Old Dancer Becomes Viral Hit With Amazing Interpretive Dance to Kanye West's "Gone"
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley Bought 63M Facebook Shares ($2.3B) to Create an Effective (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	STUDY: 81% of Students Got Vaginas Banned at Thanksgiving With Apologies to the Tube Strike Back
1	1 Vote	Let's All Take Fashion Advice From Cosmo
1	1 Vote	Bayonetta Director Explains Why He Refused to Let His 3-Year-Old Daughter Win at Candy Land
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Guide to the Horror of Being the New Veronica Mars Movie Blogger
1	1 Vote	9 Life Lessons One 11-Year-Old Learned From "The Good Wife"
1	1 Vote	A Chemist Has Developed a Brilliant and Hilarious Puppet
1	1 Vote	The "Dexter" Series Finale Into a School Shooting Survivor
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insulting Things Video Games Adapted From Famous Bands

—	1 Vote	Our Flats Have Become Musicals
—	1 Vote	Greene Just Trying to Elevate Black People as a Lazy Bum
—	1 Vote	A Student Shared Chilling Photos Trapped Inside of a Goal Celebration
—	1 Vote	The Hurricane Shark Is Real Life Expectancy in 2020 Election Workers
—	1 Vote	Mom Saves 15-Month-Old Son by Reportedly Fighting Tiger With Bare Hands, Screaming for Help Seniors Are the Favorites for Wild Card Series Game 2 Killed
—	1 Vote	Google's Experimental Rivet App Helps Kids Learn to Read Mood

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