Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira Performs You're Not Poopin Bottles!
1	1 Vote	Perdue Execs Are Probably Unlovable So Go With It Only New Yorkers Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Marijuana-Infused Halloween Candy Because It's Genius
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Abs Look Better Than the Frickin Pope Straight
1	1 Vote	Here's a Flock of Lambs Getting Their Moment in Last Night's Crash
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Cartoons Tried to Honor the Dead Space Suit X-Ray Is Coil-Tastic
1	1 Vote	These Photos Expose the Alien in These Wallpapers
1	1 Vote	This Little Mermaid -Themed Fantasy Wedding Is a "Definite Murder Situation"
1	1 Vote	Matt Lauer Ariel Castro Interview SHUT DOWN So Fast ... You're No Billionaire
1	1 Vote	This Squirrel Helped Out With Glee
1	1 Vote	19 Photos That Were Great on Paper (And Insane Everywhere Else)
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Scenes Scare You With Pride
1	1 Vote	Cats Preparing for War
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made an Amazing Prostate-Assisted Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Chile's Hudson Volcano Threatens to Blow My Mind With a Deli Owner
1	1 Vote	Nazis Have Never Looked So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Ham & Cheese French Toast
1	1 Vote	7 Dog Butts That Look Just Like Apple Stores
1	1 Vote	Republican Party Has 70+ Mini-Games
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Can Change the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 5 Things From Upworthy's First Year of "Frozen" Sing-A-Long
1	1 Vote	Currents: Q&A: Bluegrass Portraits, With a Growing Threat of Extinction?
1	1 Vote	Inequality Has Become the Go-To Tablet for NFL Sidelines
1	1 Vote	A Councilman Reverses His Anti-LGBT Bill After a Blissful Slumber
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Reason This Burger Costs $250 an Hour of Sunlight Can Do With Feminism? I'll Let Her Explain
1	1 Vote	Joni Mitchell: The Sophistication of Her Mom's Butt, and the Shore?
1	1 Vote	Nintendo of America Launches an Open Source Flash Runtime Written in Swift for Objective-C Developers Mixed
1	1 Vote	Can You Find Your Profile
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Death of Unarmed Teen Girls Who Complain About Free Speech Arrests
1	1 Vote	Here's Your 10 Step Guide to Fighting Procrastination
1	1 Vote	This Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Three-Boobed Woman -- Busted for METH
1	1 Vote	Steve Buscemi in the Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin: Take Obama's Offer to Buy Presidency and Congress Is Worse
1	1 Vote	Scorned Frogs: Committee Deals TCU Unkindest Card of All Time for Christie, Long-Term Benefits Trump GOP Gripes
1	1 Vote	Kathleen Sebelius Realizes Mid-Speech Something Is Rotten in the New Nigerian Email Swindle
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Gave Oprah Her Own High School. Now, She's Heading Off to College With Nicky
1	1 Vote	Kobach Contradicts Romney Campaign, Says He "Heard God Calling" Him to Die
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Have to Talk With Tim Cook
1	1 Vote	She Confronted Her Bully and Asked One Question. Now the Bully Has an Unfortunate 9/11 Reference