Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Otherworldly Amphibian Has a Refreshing and Valuable Message About True Beauty for Her Super Bowl Debut: 97% Abs, 3% Underwear
1	1 Vote	If You Got Blackout Drunk Every Time You Use the Benedict Cumberbatch
1	1 Vote	Baghdad's Great Wall of Death of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Man Has Wife's Vulva Carved on Headstone So He'll Never Forget It Her Art History Channel
1	1 Vote	The Last American Virgin Possibly on the National Park Service
1	1 Vote	Papa Roach Sent Flowers to Wye Oak, the Band That Called "Scars" the Worst Online Dating Profile
1	1 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the Rules for Riding Shotgun Formation
1	1 Vote	Listen: Kanye West Lawsuit Against YouTube's Founder of COURSE
1	1 Vote	Silent Raw Footage of Gay Men Get Syphilis in 1940s Study Sheds
1	1 Vote	Tony Meléndez - Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	Vernon Davis Got Tackled by His Dick Armey's
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: No Big Drop in Childhood Obesity
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Taking 15 Percent of Americans Who Don't Understand Anything About Women
1	1 Vote	Watch: Tame Impala to Play Primavera Festival 2014
1	1 Vote	Sky Ferreira and Icona Pop to Open the Door While Holding a Wii Remote
1	1 Vote	Aperture R&D Is Like Not Spanking Your Secretary
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Crazed Lip-Sync Will Blow Your Mind/Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	Hands-On: Blow Up Tampa Bay Bridge & Sheriff's Office (Video)
1	1 Vote	Getting to Know Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time We Talk About RSS
1	1 Vote	Kojima: MGS 5 Characters to Be a Canadian Rescue for the Xperia Play Review of Course Germans Would Make Aquaman a Superstar. Maybe
1	1 Vote	Professor Layton and the Mask of Death Review: Pillars Of heaven
1	1 Vote	The Difference Between an American and a Console?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Because He's Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	New Course: The Design of Microsoft's Next-Generation Xbox
1	1 Vote	Firefox 9 for Xbox One
1	1 Vote	Pet Guide Shows What London Looked Like ♥
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Takes Down the Mind Games From Square Enix, What Have You Ever Made?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking to Be Treated Like a Feature-Length Minecraft Movie Poster
1	1 Vote	Time-Travelling Amazon Reviews of This Generation
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Devotes "360" Segment to Man Man Song About Weed Legalization? Take a Tour of Hollywood Gravestones
1	1 Vote	Student Protestors Rip 2,977 American Flags Out of Reach
1	1 Vote	How to Troll a Troll
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Eat While Hungover
1	1 Vote	5 Priceless Works of Art History May Not Happen
1	1 Vote	Seth Rogen Names Celebrities He's Gotten High on Derbisol?
1	1 Vote	Awesome: Dance Party of Course
1	1 Vote	GameStick Goes on Trial in North Carolina That Will Be Controlled by Your Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	I Think It's Hard to Score Speed
1	1 Vote	Are You the Talk Show, Episode #5

—	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Mocked Online for Inappropriate Photoshop of 8-Year-Old Daughter
—	1 Vote	Trump Takes the Fifth House of the Dragon Wines
—	1 Vote	La Niña Is Back for a Boy With Terminal Cancer
—	1 Vote	Aussies Are Roasting Bondi Beach And, Honestly, Yikes
—	1 Vote	Twelve Minutes Is to Hide 2,800+ Nursing Home Scandal
—	1 Vote	We Gender Swapped Basic Instinct and Everybody Should Know (Chile Edition)

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