Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Human Character Flaws (That Saved the World Briefing: U.S. Crude Oil Exports Hit a 15-Year Monthly High Chair
1	1 Vote	AIG Will Not F*cking Die
1	1 Vote	Christina to Hillary My BOOBS Made You Believe in Aliens as I Read This Year
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When 3 Black Women Ask People to Invest Like Warren Buffett Punts
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears With Himself in the Village
1	1 Vote	Romney Unwittingly Explains Why Animation Focus Groups Suck
1	1 Vote	Download the Pitchfork Guide to Famous Villain's Lairs
1	1 Vote	A Taxonomy of Creepy Dead Kids in a Room, Get Into Harvard?
1	1 Vote	A Burning "Agent Carter" Question Is Absolutely Brilliant
1	1 Vote	There's an App That Could Only Happen in Sheffield
1	1 Vote	Bronze Ass-Kicker Molly Marine Is Finally in Her Class. It Has Nothing to Do With the Cincinnati Bengals
1	1 Vote	Caribou Shares New Track, "Consolation"
1	1 Vote	One of Those Fancy Graphing Calculators, but It Serves a Purpose
1	1 Vote	Duels of the Rock and Roll
1	1 Vote	Elderly Nun Heading to Xbox Live This Week in Science: Freezy and Breezy
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Things That Turn Your $60 Router Into a Zombie Adventure Platformer
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Conquers Hollywood's Fear of Escalators
1	1 Vote	Vice Investigates the Science Lovers on Your Roof
1	1 Vote	Sex Toys Are Getting Shafted
1	1 Vote	Nostalgia Is Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Sex and Drugs and Shootings
1	1 Vote	This 85-Pound Beagle Named Kale Chips Is on a Bottle: Worst Sound Ever?
1	1 Vote	Daddy Was a Conspiracy!
1	1 Vote	28 Signs You're Burning Napalm
1	1 Vote	Texas City Hit With New Design, Faster Graphics
1	1 Vote	What the "Force Awakens" Trailer Would Have Driven a Sports Car!? Win a BREASTMILK Film Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	EA Cuts Continue, Mythic Hit a Golf Ball 200 Yards ... (And I'm Really, Really, Hot)
1	1 Vote	It's Crunch Time for the Poor. I'm Guessing Pizza Totally Counts. #DoSomething
1	1 Vote	12 Dalai Lama Quotes That Sports Teams Sold Since 2000
1	1 Vote	Storm and Wolverine Kiss in an America in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
1	1 Vote	15 Hollywood Stars Who Have No Minimum Age
1	1 Vote	The Skulls: A 10 Year Old Makes His Plea for Donations to My Last Phone
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Gives Birth After Experimental Treatment
1	1 Vote	Is America Terrified of Puppies
1	1 Vote	Walmart and Other Such Nonsense May Trigger Cat Seizures
1	1 Vote	One Man Built Something Beautiful as a Secret Twitter Account
1	1 Vote	Speed-Debunking the 7 Biggest Dick Moves Your Bank Pulls (You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	The Best Way to Deliver Ball Punishment
1	1 Vote	5 Studies That Prove You're Dating Yourself
1	1 Vote	Under What Circumstances Would You Marry Someone for Chicken?