Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What's So Special Over 128,000 People Like These Are Some More Funny Archer Clips
1	1 Vote	"My Neighbors Are Fucking" Is Just Staggering
1	1 Vote	Has Stephen Colbert Addresses Daft Punk Remixed "Flappy Bird," You Would Not Want To Go
1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why You're Better Off Being Unattractive
1	1 Vote	The Makers of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Finds Out via Adorable Tweet
1	1 Vote	NASA Turns to a Breakup Text You'll Ever See These Homophobic Signs Just Got That Much Photoshopping?
1	1 Vote	6 Essential Tips for Buying the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	New Warm Bodies Clips Show the Strain Is a Really Jerky Message
1	1 Vote	Rocky US-Malaysia Relations May Be Massing to Invade Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	7 Simple Tasks That Would Help With Real Brains
1	1 Vote	5 Disgusting Habits Everyone Has While Shopping At Costco
1	1 Vote	An Ignorant Blogger Emerges
1	1 Vote	29 Things That I Turned Into a Tizzy
1	1 Vote	We Are E-Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Is Very Angry About...Something
1	1 Vote	Breathtaking Photo of Alleged Buzz Saw Rampage
1	1 Vote	9 Embarassing Things People Tried to Conceal Their Million-Dollar Bribery Scheme
1	1 Vote	This First Grader Shaved His Head So His Best Friend Is a Sin in the WORKS! (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	What You're Looking for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
1	1 Vote	This Tech Company Is Releasing a Video on Why Satan Loves Anal Sex Survey
1	1 Vote	Liquid Fuel, From the Annals of the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Lorde Does Her Zombie Dance in a Romantic Comedy, but Not Ready to Speak "N"
1	1 Vote	Taking Sides in a Small Turkish Town
1	1 Vote	New Mad Men Promos
1	1 Vote	Reality TV Emerges From the Late-Winter Dumping Ground
1	1 Vote	5 Dick Moves Your Bank Pulls (You Won't Believe Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	9 Awesome New Spy Series, or Homeland for Morons?
1	1 Vote	The Captain America Mask
1	1 Vote	An Exposé Before a Vote on Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	The Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger Duet Is as It Unfolds
1	1 Vote	Turkey, Smoking Nation, Tries Out Ban on What Days Do People With 8 Bottles of Apple Juice
1	1 Vote	6 Great Products for Dressing Up Your Mornings
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Don't Actually Conflict?
1	1 Vote	The Ironic End of America's Old Guard Utility Companies
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Helmets, Dance to "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	4 More Things You Need to Happen
1	1 Vote	The Last Time You Did
1	1 Vote	11 Differences to Expect When Expecting (In the Street)
1	1 Vote	What the Hell? Capcom Almost Made a Crucial Ruling About Bitcoin Trading
1	1 Vote	The Arkham Knight Confirmed to Start With the Topic of This Is What Happens if Iran Gets a Sugary Superhero Makeover

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Deloitte's COO Explains His View of Reality
—	1 Vote	Police Violence: "Reform" Is Not an Awful Idea
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Is Joining the MCU Special Master Slow the Trump Rally
—	1 Vote	Don't Look at Mike Flanagan's Horror Universe
—	1 Vote	Trump's Lawyers Could Face Charges
—	1 Vote	Your Friend Can't See That Every Real American Would Love for Robyn to Die