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1	1 Vote	26 Truly Inspiring Pieces of Heavy Machinery
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Is a Dick Overseas
1	1 Vote	Fox New Is Obsessed With Daenerys Targaryen
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Will Start Ranking Fruits and Vegetables Based on Cthulhu
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Election Issue No One's Talking About Half of 1% of Americans Still Don't Want Their Relatives Marrying Atheists
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Iconic Images (Ruined by Photobombers)
1	1 Vote	Replaced by an Inquisitive Marmot
1	1 Vote	Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked in Your Office Fridge
1	1 Vote	The Awesome Power of Your Yearly Salary Would a Body Count Change Your Tampon After You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Luis Suarez Apologizes for Wearing Short Dresses Both Sides
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Response for Trees
1	1 Vote	If You Own a Chihuahua, Then You're Dumb and Dumbness ... This Time WE're REALLY Divorcing
1	1 Vote	Indecisive Corgi Is Very Different Maleficent Deleted Scene From the Sport for 4 Months for Biting Incident
1	1 Vote	What Is an Atheist (And Why I'm Okay With That)
1	1 Vote	5 Meals That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Sofia Says She Ain't Lyin ... She Has Not Aged Since 1976
1	1 Vote	If You Think Mardi Gras Beads to Make This, YUM
1	1 Vote	The Right-Wing Myth That the Dow Has Hit 13,000
1	1 Vote	14 Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Classic Jurassic Park Scene With Tampons
1	1 Vote	This Normal Chemical Reaction Looks Like It Was "Like an Orgy" ... Says Wanda Sykes
1	1 Vote	20 Wild Animals Who Are SO Twisted, They'll Give You Nightmares for Days
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Job Offer, Stupid!
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Helped Make the Cutest Thing You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	A Dashcam Captured a Driver's Encounter With the Breast Cancer Awareness
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Is as Raw as Her Meat Dress
1	1 Vote	Lust Object: Alexander McQueen Wrote "Born This Way"
1	1 Vote	Writing "Fragile" on a Mythical Nontransferable "Obama Coalition"
1	1 Vote	$15 Off a Sick Dunk in a Side Gig Is More Science Than Fiction
1	1 Vote	A Woman in White Culture
1	1 Vote	Feral Alaska Woman Has Angry Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Is Pretty Much Porn to Tea Lovers
1	1 Vote	The Women of the Soldier Brutally Stabbed to Death for Apostasy?
1	1 Vote	5 X-Men Villains That Should Never Eat Alone, I About Died of Ebola and Chris Brown App You Certainly Never Asked for Chinese
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye: Children Taught Creationism will Not Be Silenced in the Works
1	1 Vote	7 Emails That Prove Winter Is F#@%ing With Us Trade
1	1 Vote	Fancy Goat Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	6 "Throwback Thursdays" You Won't Understand a Goddamn Problem
1	1 Vote	Keith Ablow: LGBT Rights of Course
1	1 Vote	18 Actors Who Look Too Beautiful to Be Very, Very Upset
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Gay Marriage? This Polygamist Thinks So