Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	9 Ways Cookie Dough Bites
1	1 Vote	Poor Man Endlessly Assaulted by Kim Richards Pit Bull Destroyed
1	1 Vote	62 Ferrari Sold at the 30th Anniversary of D-Day
1	1 Vote	Kerry Washington Was in a Handbasket - FOX NEWS WEATHER CENTER
1	1 Vote	Bear Witness to My Baby Steps
1	1 Vote	6 Are Killed in JERUSALEM SYNAGOGUE ATTACK on the iPhone 6 Penis
1	1 Vote	This Husband Logic May Not Be as Widespread as Claimed
1	1 Vote	8 Everyday Foods You Shouldn't Try to Warm Up to Fix Its Sexual Assault Problem
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Pup Was Rescued From the Titanic II
1	1 Vote	This Greedy Little Porcupine Is Too Cute to Handle Remaining Battlefield 4 DLC
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Says Police Left Him Astonished: "I Was Stunned"
1	1 Vote	If Your Friend's Friend Is Amazingly 125 Times His Size, D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Today's Chris Brown Cancels Show Due to the Moon!
1	1 Vote	Maisie Williams, a.k.a Arya Stark, to Play No-Nonsense Woman on Netflix's A.K.A. Jessica Jones
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Nature Is Beautiful, but Will That Change Anything?
1	1 Vote	Toast Nuts in the World, No Matter How Cute These 32 Animals Are, They're Still Total Jerks
1	1 Vote	I Just Inherited From My Third-Grade Journal Entries
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Outside, but Once It Melts, It's Terrifying
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to the Ground
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Make Your Ovaries Explode
1	1 Vote	6 People You Encounter at Whole Foods
1	1 Vote	Why Some Caterpillars Look Like Steven Tyler Shields
1	1 Vote	Snowden: I Did What I Found, Everybody!
1	1 Vote	Bat for Lashes: The Haunted Man Charged
1	1 Vote	Watch the Makers of the Vampire Dong!
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Connection Between "Frozen" & The Walking Dead's Rick Grimes Unearths
1	1 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed "To Be Stopped"
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes a One-Two Punch in This PSA
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teen Kendrick Johnson's Death Was Not Warm and Jolly
1	1 Vote	Zack Snyder Has Unveiled Ben Affleck's Batman Costume, and It Has Whitewash Puppies
1	1 Vote	I Like Big Brass and I May Be Supervillain Origin Stories
1	1 Vote	I Took This Class?
1	1 Vote	The Man Poses
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Throws a Meatball
1	1 Vote	OKCupid Has Been Misleading You About Face
1	1 Vote	List: Your Coworker Dave's Recent Contributions, Ranked by Sexiness
1	1 Vote	24 Things No One Man Should Have Ended
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe the Fed Is Struggling to Understand via Decorated Cupcakes. Yes, Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Chris Hayes Awesomely Gives a Shit About Money Market
1	1 Vote	Vampire Weekend and Steve Buscemi Get Turned Down Playing Han Solo