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1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Combinations Made From Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
1	1 Vote	17 Snacks That Will Rock Your Inner 5th Grader
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Be Okay
1	1 Vote	What's Happening in Your Backyard This Summer
1	1 Vote	Five Things Will Give Birth to Their Parents. Ever
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is the Villain We've Been Waiting For!
1	1 Vote	Here's How I Learned Thomas Edison Was an Elephant-Torturing Monster University of Michigan
1	1 Vote	Why Teenage Brains Are Different From the Pizza Demographic
1	1 Vote	The Rock's DC Movie Role Will Have 5,000 Villains
1	1 Vote	GM CEO Says the Words "Jew Me Down" on the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Mr. Mariah Carey, Aka Nick Cannon, Has a Record-Breaking Number of Female Condoms: The Future of Automaking
1	1 Vote	"Bond 24" Gets a Movie About Theodore Roosevelt's Feud With William Howard Taft
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Used to Play Scarlet Witch in "Avengers 2"
1	1 Vote	13 Reasons Every Kid Believes
1	1 Vote	Holy Wow, the Full Length Trailer for Dystopian Thriller "The Maze Runner"
1	1 Vote	Upfront Updates: NBC Has a Point
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Journalist Was Killed by Their Posters
1	1 Vote	Over 250 Copies of Anne Hathaway's Head Bobbing in The Water
1	1 Vote	The 15 Greatest Games of the Exploding Fist Bump
1	1 Vote	We Get a Marijuana Prescription in California?
1	1 Vote	Watch Vampire Weekend Perform Three New Songs to the Rescue Me
1	1 Vote	Life After College Football IN THE Super Bowl Is a Great White Shark Song
1	1 Vote	If Barbie Were the True Stories (With Depressing Epilogues)
1	1 Vote	Edit Like an iPod Nano
1	1 Vote	Celebs You Didn't Know Have More Freedom Than American Women?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Takes on the Red Wedding Magazine
1	1 Vote	The First Time in Wonderland Has Daddy Issues
1	1 Vote	I Just Figured Out All These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names
1	1 Vote	Why Is It So Hard to Solve Biggie Smalls Murder This Time
1	1 Vote	Criss Angel Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	North Koreans Fond of Leader, State TV Attacks Jon Stewart, and Emulates Him
1	1 Vote	TTU Footballers Urged to Be in Your Face on Mars?
1	1 Vote	Insane Wheel of Fortune Puzzle Game of Thrones? More Like Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	The Most Deaths in Its Effort to Keep Documentary Evidence of a Chinese Town Under Lockdown
1	1 Vote	Dating Tips From a Robot Overlord's Most Dangerous Creature Will Surprise You
1	1 Vote	18 Survivors of Sexual Symbolism in Horror Flick
1	1 Vote	Life Hacks That Will Make You Fat Joe Armstrong: Solving the Wrong Thing
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Calls
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarrely Specific Subgenres of Horror Movie Theaters
1	1 Vote	29 Signs Youâre in the 1960s. Prepare to Be Arraigned

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—	1 Vote	We Love HER! THIS Might Be Locked Up, but He Died Suddenly
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—	1 Vote	Don't Be Weirded Out When They Jumped In
—	1 Vote	Nurse, 52, Facing Life in the Head!