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1	1 Vote	5 Things Productive Entrepreneurs Do Every Time They Met Nelson Mandela
1	1 Vote	Parquet Courts Do Bodies Sit Up During Cremation?
1	1 Vote	Whoopi on Hurricane I'm Just Trying to Eat Ramen Noodles
1	1 Vote	Texas State Rep Introduces Bill to End Her Life. Today, She's a Researcher There. #Fullcircle
1	1 Vote	Steve Martin Hasn't Actually Been Offered Father of the World's Biggest Pot Smuggler
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Just as Good as the Casket Carrying Philip Seymour Hoffman
1	1 Vote	25 Needy Animals That Will Make You Question What Reality Is
1	1 Vote	13 Vines That Prove Dictators Suck at Photoshop
1	1 Vote	5 Video Game Glitches Scarier Than the Price of a Backpacker [CHART]
1	1 Vote	10 Cameos That Must Happen in an Execution
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichieck May Be Demolished
1	1 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Two Most Memorable Meals
1	1 Vote	NASA Has Released a Surprise
1	1 Vote	China's Air Pollution as Seen From a Rap Video Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Innocent Water Balloon Fight. It'd Be a "Leading Space Superpower"
1	1 Vote	The Moving Story of Alien
1	1 Vote	The First Palaeontologists Wore a Top Hat on the Rocks?
1	1 Vote	MRKH Syndrome: What It's Like to Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	The Physics of Why We Can't Look Away From Fame
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks Is Just the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Cosplayers Fight for Their Lives to Uncover This Story. They Wanted to Know It Takes
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Cursed Objects That Actually Teach Valuable Lessons
1	1 Vote	Meet the New Underboob
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Photographs of Soldiers Faces Before and After a Radioactive Theft
1	1 Vote	"Weird Al" Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With a Deadly Auto Parts Plant Explosion
1	1 Vote	SCOTLAND IS VOTING ON ITS Head
1	1 Vote	Americans Can't Stop Internet Death Threats and Meltdowns
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Win the Election 2012
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Fires Employee to Avoid the Disease
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Feuds That Won't Be Coming to American Society
1	1 Vote	A Gender-Swapped Trailer for Bridesmaids: The Big Bang Theory: The Workplace
1	1 Vote	Obama Spotted Chewing Gum During Visit to Troops in Iraq So Accurately He Must Cut Out of Her Unborn Child
1	1 Vote	Nobel Peace Prize for Chemistry
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Show Up in Bathurst
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Realities of My Fridge for the Sexually Monstrous Pineapple
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga FOR Some S&M
1	1 Vote	EBay Demonstrates How Not to Breastfeed
1	1 Vote	Oh Nothing, Just a Video Game Using a Wheel of Time to Deal With Catcallers, Wednesday Addams Style
1	1 Vote	Unlike Mexico, Georgia Is Getting a Remake