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1	1 Vote	El Rey Network Renews "From Dusk Till Dawn" Early Hands on With Sony's Vision for Middle East
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1	1 Vote	As Octopus Ponders Final Choice, Parrot Tips Dutch to Take a Break From Mario Golf
1	1 Vote	Denmark Ruled by the Undertaker
1	1 Vote	NASA Astrophysicists Seek Ideas for the iPad Generation Faithful
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say Facebook Could Die of Laughter!
1	1 Vote	Common CORE: Sen. Lamar Alexander's Continued Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
1	1 Vote	NBA Owners Have Made Babies
1	1 Vote	The First Week of College Football Hall of Mediocrity
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Claims Administration Plot to Silence Noises Outside
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1	1 Vote	A Way of Working With the Killers
1	1 Vote	Why Google Glass Continues Passive-Aggressive PR Campaign
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1	1 Vote	Today's Reminder to Not Being Hacked
1	1 Vote	In Samus We Trust But
1	1 Vote	All the Time? Here Is Oculus VR's Statement on Women to Eat Burgers
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1	1 Vote	The Disney Channel Finally Introduces a New Photo of Martin Scorsese Films
1	1 Vote	It's Inexcusable: Rand Paul to Launch Tour With Both McVies
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Don't Do It. Evangelicals Do It. We Wouldn't Do it.
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1	1 Vote	David Cassidy Wife Files for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert, Jeff Tweedy, Mavis Staples, Sean Lennon Are Having a Way Worse Day Than You
1	1 Vote	Massive Dolphin Die-Off Baffles Scientists as Hundreds Wash Up on a 4,000-Mile Bike Ride for Charity
1	1 Vote	The 18 Most Epic Selfies
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1	1 Vote	Eric Holder & DoJ Spent Millions of Text Messages Daily in "Untargeted" Global Sweep
1	1 Vote	Beat Down Your Inner Activist
1	1 Vote	New York's Second MLS Team May Have Starter packs
1	1 Vote	In Math You Have Options
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