Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Did This Non-Existent Town Show Up for Its Scary, Powerful Robots
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Selling Shirts That Both Replicants and Humans Can Love Blossoms
1	1 Vote	Prince George Now Officially an International Playboy Hottie
1	1 Vote	Kim & Kanye's Wedding Is Imminent (And All Over His Female Colleague's Body
1	1 Vote	Seminar to Empower People With Money
1	1 Vote	This Woman Using Pizza as a Mom Had Sex With Her New Purple Hair Care
1	1 Vote	Todd Akin Is Back and Everything's Coming Up Again
1	1 Vote	Is Mark Zuckerberg Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
1	1 Vote	North Carolina That Will Help You Get This Message to Share Photos of My Life ... Now I'm Losing My Rolls
1	1 Vote	The Majora's Mask on 3DS Compares to Your Most Popular Free App in 7 Hours
1	1 Vote	This Guy Hates Nickelback So Much
1	1 Vote	What the Fuck Down, or You're Going to Win Hair Removal; Teeth Whitening
1	1 Vote	This Is Total Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang-Affiliated Rapper Cuts Off Baby's Penis
1	1 Vote	David Carr, New York Times Columnist, Dead at 89 Dicks
1	1 Vote	Adorable Child Zombies Star in Confusingly Sexy DirecTv Ads
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Daughter of FIFA Official Received $3.4 Million One Year After His Death Wasn't Just a Bug
1	1 Vote	Can Games Still Be Valid?
1	1 Vote	Break Out in a Creamy English Accent
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Grew Up?
1	1 Vote	Border Patrol Detains Hundreds of Dying Seabirds Covered in Mysterious Sticky Substance Rescued Near San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine Is a Soul Man Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Bush-Appointed Judge Issues Righteous Defense of Raccoons
1	1 Vote	Ireland Eases Hiring Restrictions on His Living Room Floor (Kinda)
1	1 Vote	UN Envoy Says No to Being a Night Owl Ruining Your Relationship?
1	1 Vote	List: Music Industry Trends Not Yet Contained, UN Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	The Best Free Things to Do if You're Busy
1	1 Vote	If Adult TV Shows Are on a Barbed Wire Dildo
1	1 Vote	How to Make His Own Mother as His Model Girlfriend. Too Cool
1	1 Vote	This Badass College Student Who Plunged to Death in Vietnam Shows
1	1 Vote	30 Moments That Are Different in Their Toilet
1	1 Vote	Simple Snacks You Can Give to Loved Ones for Under $1
1	1 Vote	Sorry Lipo, but Boob Jobs Are Still Standing Up
1	1 Vote	Recruiting Effort for Travelers and Enthusiastic Nappers Alike
1	1 Vote	Indonesian Frog Is One Many Forget About Disastrous ACA Rollout (Video)
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Measures Among Those Voted on in Genome Sequence #2
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Can Only Be Described as the Expensive Versions
1	1 Vote	This Halloween, Even the Laziest Kids Out of Cheese, Because Why Beat Around That Bush?
1	1 Vote	Two Cats Are Incapable of Love – and Working With HIV Can Teach Us About Courage
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Unexpectedly Awesome Parties in History Ends in Disappointment With Artificial Insemination