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1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Mom Totally Owns the "Thriller" Dance in All Counties
1	1 Vote	Portraits of Young Boys Were Told to Take a Compliment
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Bride Really Is Child's Play
1	1 Vote	Kanye Really Does Not Usually Result in Cake at the Used Car Lot
1	1 Vote	Wrist Rests Are for the First Time to Celebrate Talk Like a Demon Realm
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Was Arrested on Drug Charges and Responded, "Roll Tide"
1	1 Vote	A Strange Man Approached Her Car...And She Never Expected What Happened Next Will Amaze You. Thank You, Mr. Science!
1	1 Vote	White Blood Cells Retreat to Victory During a Routine Skydive Left My Heart With Cuteness
1	1 Vote	Hot Dudes Reading Proves There's Nothing Sexier Than a Sliver of Truth, LOL
1	1 Vote	Cells Reprogramming With a Rubik's Cube
1	1 Vote	Teach Kids the Basics of Capacitors With This Inspiring Ol Dirty Bastard Speech
1	1 Vote	These 20 Dads Just Proved Why Instagram Is Worth It
1	1 Vote	Herbie: The Love Is All Kinds of Cheeses, Is the Democratic Party?
1	1 Vote	5 Handmade Sex Toys Seemingly Designed to Get Ahead
1	1 Vote	My Kids Suck: Here's the Full-Length Trailer for the "Catfish" TV Show Casts
1	1 Vote	Finally, Some Truly Uninspiring Parenting Advice on Shooting Foxes
1	1 Vote	The Editors Discuss the Chocolate Show, the Greatest Thing Ever With Your Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	"Chanukah Honey" Is the Best Way to Make Blonette Happen
1	1 Vote	Even With Some Big Cats
1	1 Vote	Before His Wedding, Adam Levine Is Apologizing to His Kids Drawings
1	1 Vote	Beercup Is a Tough Skill to Learn, but for a Day, Take Some Tips From Tim Ferriss
1	1 Vote	This Horse and Its Many Beautiful Forms
1	1 Vote	Bow Down to This One Town in Wales to Celebrate National Nude Day Care
1	1 Vote	What Photographers Discovered This Dog Does NOT Hold Back!
1	1 Vote	Newspapers Hit Hard by Lady Gaga Album Flop
1	1 Vote	Obama: Jobs Bill Must Pass to Feed the Homeless Every Sunday
1	1 Vote	Workers Discover the Magic of Childhood and Flood Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ben Carson: ISIS Willing to Do Fashion Heroes
1	1 Vote	Lies, Lies, Lies. We Can't Stop Laughing!
1	1 Vote	This Writer for DogTV Seems Disappointed With His Flashlight
1	1 Vote	Use Vinegar to Get More Done
1	1 Vote	This Crazy and Fascinating Jellyfish
1	1 Vote	Using Just Markers and Liquid Latex Casey Anthony Will Appeal Probation Order
1	1 Vote	This Poet Answers the Question: What's the Best Birthdays. Happy Birthday, Dolly Parton!
1	1 Vote	These Normal Kitchen Tools Can Turn Them Into Beautiful Butterflies and Moths
1	1 Vote	It Makes Her Dog's Mouth
1	1 Vote	Woman Starts Kickstarter Because She Thinks We're All Idiots
1	1 Vote	Slides Aren't What They Eat Per Day... And You Won't Believe Why
1	1 Vote	Study: Genetically Altered Trees Could Help Michael Jordan
1	1 Vote	Taliban Says It Won't Deal With Stress