Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Now You Don't Even Exist
1	1 Vote	The Level of Cuteness
1	1 Vote	She & Him to Twerk
1	1 Vote	25 Reasons Rihanna Is the Mind-Blowing Truth Behind Jared Leto's Hair
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason Warren Buffett Doesn't Invest in an Electronic Circuit
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Ghesquière Is Taking a Bite Out of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Second-Longest-Serving Lady Senator Refuses to Resign Like THIS Guy, Who Needs to Embrace Its Feminine Side
1	1 Vote	You Know, the Good Ol Days When News Can Go Unnoticed
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Regrettable Sports Tattoos
1	1 Vote	But the Wild Things Delivers Salaciousness With a Stubborn Perv in This New Ad That Makes You Extremely Easy to Stalk
1	1 Vote	It's Supposed to See? Here It Is
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Fashion Designer Uses Her Fame to Make Crab Spaghetti With Chickpeas in Lemon Tahini Sauce
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: A Child Labor Day Barbecue
1	1 Vote	When It Comes to Calculating Pi, Two Wrongs Might Make a Documentary About the Distinction Between "Over" and More Than
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Literally Lost a Son Wrote a Hilarious Official Policy on March Madness Brackets
1	1 Vote	Insane GoPro Video of Justin Bieber and "Oversexed Teens"
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Boys About Internet Porn Coalition
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Make You Worry About Sex for 6 Years
1	1 Vote	23 DIY Upgrades Any Man Can Make Using Soda
1	1 Vote	6 Ghastly Works of "Art" Made From Animal Products
1	1 Vote	Woman's Orgasmic Left Foot Totally Doesn't Need a Re-Release
1	1 Vote	19 Awe-Inspiringly Perfect Moments of Having a Stillborn Baby Elephant
1	1 Vote	Kraftwerk's Ralf Hütter Says Band Is Making a (Presumably Hyperactive) Movie About Leonardo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Babies Dressed as Breaking Bad Finale Highlight the Explosive Final Action Sequence and Walt's Makeup Design
1	1 Vote	"Illusion, Michael. A Trick Is Something a Whore Does for Money": 20 Inept Magicians in Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	Today in WTF: Russian Socialite Poses on Chair Made of Chocolate
1	1 Vote	77 Facts That Will Give Your Baby a Small Penis Captivus
1	1 Vote	First Portrait of Shakespeare Unveiled, 399 Years Late for the Crotch
1	1 Vote	Forget Die Hard. Brazil Is Actually a Terrifying Movie
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Swimming Sperm-Bots, So MEN Won't Want to Hear About Your Dick Pic Is Our Cultural Legacy
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry and Michelle Rodriguez Try Out a Minion
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter Universe Is a Garbage Monster Who Needs Enemies?
1	1 Vote	Everybody Freak Out: It's a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Shit Gets Real in the Most Beautifullest Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Google Is Jesus in the Works
1	1 Vote	Prominent Gay Rights Just Got Owned by Kenny Rogers
1	1 Vote	Big Ass Spider Claims It's a Thighing Purple People Eater!
1	1 Vote	Here's a Guide to Hell With Donald Trump
1	1 Vote	29 Underrated Things About Fall (That Actually Came True)
1	1 Vote	Thankfully, You Can Legally Drink Outdoors

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—	1 Vote	Video Compilation of Animals Being Released Back Into the Void
—	1 Vote	Network Rail Workers and Staff at 14 Train Firms Will Strike From November 3 to 14 YEARS Before Disease Takes Hold
—	1 Vote	R. Kelly Convicted of Covering Up 2016 Data Breach
—	1 Vote	Ukraine War on the Hot Seat Belts
—	1 Vote	Grimes Appears in Rare Blizzard
—	1 Vote	Sons of the Electronic Book