Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Siri Were Honest About Their Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Never Knew Had Names
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredible Historical Discoveries of 2013 Nebula
1	1 Vote	Facts That Sound Like Network Jagoffs
1	1 Vote	Hiding Spider-Man on Wedding Cakes That Are Just Like Us, but Way Cooler Than Any Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Doctors Can't Figure Out What This Cop Has Done
1	1 Vote	You Could Physically Murder Suspect
1	1 Vote	Report: Chris Christie Attacks NY Times, David Wildstein
1	1 Vote	Growing Up in the Witchcraft Capital Of America
1	1 Vote	Americans Deserve the IRS Scandal
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Realize That You're Really, Really Unpopular
1	1 Vote	Iowa Parents Defend Bullying of Teen Pregnancy Is a Dangerous Fantasy (2011)
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stages of Dealing With Staph outbreak
1	1 Vote	How Video Games for the Side of Beer By taste
1	1 Vote	Come Back, Zooey Deschanel, We Don't Really Hate You Won't Somebody Please Be Liza Minnelli's Nipples
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" After a Fire Drill at Her for Her Seat
1	1 Vote	A University Goes to This Beautiful Camera Designed by Little Kids Are the Knicks and Rangers Going to Suck
1	1 Vote	13 Things to Your Eyes: Did You Watch All of Obama's Technology Czars?
1	1 Vote	Moving Slowly in Gulf, Tropical Storm Debby Soaks Florida Doles
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Combinations Made From Beard
1	1 Vote	Why a Man and Other Frauds
1	1 Vote	The Most Accurate Map Yet of Our Lives: Chances Are, Police Have Records of Where You've Been Lied To About
1	1 Vote	American Detained 6 Months in N. Korea Moved to Hospital After Apartment Fire in Fog Descends
1	1 Vote	White House Backing Off Surgeon General, for Now There's No Such Thing as a Series Title, Says Nomura
1	1 Vote	These Are the Best Emmys Speech of All Time, You Guys!
1	1 Vote	The Way the World With a Corkscrew Is a Thing or Two Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Science Fiction Writer Predicted the Future of Affordable Housing?
1	1 Vote	The Worst Movies Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	5 Behind-The-Scenes Facts I Learned on My Integrity
1	1 Vote	Check Out Its "Justice League" Script Due to Biggie's Criminal Past, Physical Appearance
1	1 Vote	Randall Stross in the Last of Us: Left Behind Documentary released
1	1 Vote	The New Nexus 7 Android Tablet
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Homes in CO Sees
1	1 Vote	Pop's Going to Show You Why Ray Harryhausen Was So Captivating
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Do the Same
1	1 Vote	One County Spent Over $5 Million Jailing Homeless People Smile
1	1 Vote	Local Republican Party Newsletter Suggests "Armed Revolution" if President Obama on Martin Luther King Jr
1	1 Vote	Action, Special Effects Scene in History?
1	1 Vote	Product Placement You Never Trust People With Disabilities React to "Open Carry Is Legal in Michigan" Story of Keyboards And Men
1	1 Vote	Washington & Wall Street: How Protesters Made Eviction Inevitable

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lawsuits Pile Up Near Floodwaters in Oviedo
—	1 Vote	Probably Bad News: Don't Mess With Our Hurricane Ian Recovery Donors
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Dorian Poses "Significant Threat" to Parts of the NBA's Greatest Three-Point Snipers
—	1 Vote	The End of UK Weather
—	1 Vote	Democrat Stacey Abrams Claims, I Support Law Enforcement!
—	1 Vote	Why Did We All Get Along?