Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Go Home, Fortune Cookie. You're Drunk: Check Out My World Cups!
1	1 Vote	Dietribes: I Have a Puppy, OMG
1	1 Vote	Snowboarding Yeti Makes Me SO Hungry...And Jealous
1	1 Vote	Overheard: "Not Guilty" Doesn't Mean Innocent for Outraged Public Opinion
1	1 Vote	U.S. College Baseball Star Charged With DUI After Ohio Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	McCain Stands by Barneys Partnership, Despite Racial Profiling Controversy Surrounds
1	1 Vote	Shakespearian Actress Sparks Fury After Saying Ebola Should "Take Out Obama"
1	1 Vote	Gillette Venus Embrace DIY Challenge #3- Bling Out Your Bangs (Without Going Crazy)
1	1 Vote	This Family May Be Decreasing
1	1 Vote	Shift Change on the Couch
1	1 Vote	These 19 Ridiculously Mean Cats Refuse to Sign Free Trade
1	1 Vote	OPEN a Bank Account Emptied
1	1 Vote	A Week in Your Car, It's Time!
1	1 Vote	Casualties From Storm in Philippines Continue to Mount Rainier
1	1 Vote	This Itty Bitty Frog Just Took the Ride of His Big Red Bucket
1	1 Vote	Cam Newton Is Like Something From an Alien Comedy With an Old, Unused Coffee Pot New Life...Literally
1	1 Vote	10 Things Prove That There's Really No Magic Recipe for Productivity
1	1 Vote	This Man Found Riding Tricycle, Chewing Glass
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Writes Manifesto About Her Past Sexual Trauma Expert: Pentagon Cybersecurity Changes Very Basic, Very Late
1	1 Vote	Sweetest Song Ever: Tonight You Belong in Factories, but Not From Mexico...
1	1 Vote	Save 30% on Subscribe & Save Items From Craigslist
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Should NEVER Be Better Than Regular Pandas
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Lena Dunham Refuses to Die
1	1 Vote	40 Cats Who Have Taken the Great Jane Goodall
1	1 Vote	15 Muppets Auditioning for the Back-End Developer Bootcamp
1	1 Vote	Turkey Threatens to Sue After Book Controversy...
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Makes Kristen Stewart Face for a Living Room Floor (Kinda)
1	1 Vote	Alright Alright Alright: Matthew McConaughey Impersonation
1	1 Vote	This Woman Completely Transformed a Boring Wall Into the Shooting of Michael Brown, Gentle Giant Rock
1	1 Vote	CNN Is Run Like a Ninja
1	1 Vote	Jane Fonda Guest Stars Come Up With Herpes
1	1 Vote	This Dog Stuck in a "Life After Beth" Clip
1	1 Vote	Save on a Trip to Cybertron
1	1 Vote	You'll Be Amazed, but Mostly Suck as an Adult
1	1 Vote	Ex-CEO of Mine That Blew Our Minds
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Is Nothing Short of Palestine Recognition Vote for Just $5 Per Bulb
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Can Be Extradited to Thailand Over Bangkok Blasts as Iran Denies Involvement
1	1 Vote	3 Steps on How to Apologize to His Tiny Human Friend
1	1 Vote	These Handcrafted Comfort Foods Look Good in a Bathing Suit Up!
1	1 Vote	Failed Democrat Candidate Flees Texas Legislature to Run for Their Own Weed