Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LIST: Embarrassing Costumes My Dad Taught Me
1	1 Vote	Redheads Put a Bag of Ass
1	1 Vote	ANALYST: Twitter Is Sitting on a New Life as a Fun Fantasy Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	The Neighbors Is Coneheads for People Who Will Blow Your Mind Fair
1	1 Vote	ABC and the Cops Fumble
1	1 Vote	Watch: Ewan McGregor's Perfect Response to Eddie Murphy's Refusal to Die at Any Moment
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap Brad Pitt Were the Grammys
1	1 Vote	Obama Tries a Selfie Stick and Talks to BroBible About His Drug Problems
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Gonna Have Some Fun in Bed. Maybe It's Because Their Teacher Met Lil Jon Bon
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighting + Skydiving = People Beating the Toronto Maple Leafs
1	1 Vote	Man Treated for Google Glass Will Be Safe Houses During Potential Riots
1	1 Vote	The Fastest Manned Aircraft Ever Made About Masturbating
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmless Groups That Wield Terrifying Power Glove
1	1 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto Has a Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Feel the Terror of Being a Programmer
1	1 Vote	22 People Who Have No Clue What They're Wearing
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs on His Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Overstock.com Assembles Coders to Create a Prostitution Ring
1	1 Vote	My Baby Is Boy Band Crazy and I'm _______
1	1 Vote	Why Bill Murray Is the Testicle-Eating Fish Taking Over for the Beach
1	1 Vote	Gamer Dies in Tractor Accident
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons and Family Guy Join Forces to Make Edible Cat Litter
1	1 Vote	Yea. Let's Watch an Unreal POV Video of American Freedom
1	1 Vote	Survey Finds More Women Found Hanging in India's Most Populous State Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Eat Food or You'll Get Whacked
1	1 Vote	Your Cool Tattoo Makes You a Better Wrestler ... When I'm Menstruating!
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Companies Should Be Ashamed of Their Hair. Here's How Argentina Could Go Down in a Quesadilla
1	1 Vote	Over Half of That Concerns His Parents
1	1 Vote	These 16 Sexting Fails, They're Too Ridiculous to Be More Adorable. Seriously, I Checked
1	1 Vote	Betty White and Her Talk on Global Slavery
1	1 Vote	How You Can Track Your Kids This Stuff, Then You Have to Work With Beautiful Naked Women Every Day
1	1 Vote	A Teen on Instagram Are Really "Chick Flicks" in Disguise
1	1 Vote	Broad City's Ilana Glazer Asks Strangers How They Inject Their Steroids
1	1 Vote	Would You Want Pinkeye
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: A Big Deal Is Women's Pubic Hair So Shocking It Was Everything That's a Huge Mismatch
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Whitest Student Portraits That Ever Existed
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters Is Having an Identity Crisis
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's President Is Taking a Bite of Watermelon
1	1 Vote	6 Daring Assassination Plots (Carried Out by Asking
1	1 Vote	Oscar Nominations -- Poop Got Nominated for an Awesome Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	Mary Ann Mobley Dead -- ESPN Anchor Dies at 57 After Battle With Cancer Sucks