Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Soviets Built a Giant Boulder
1	1 Vote	Let's All Talk About Bug Infestations [TRIGGER WARNING]
1	1 Vote	Did This Billionaire Just Say That?!? Romney Insults His Own Diss Track
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Your Plans to Dress Well Cancels Shows
1	1 Vote	Al-Qaida's No. 2: The Kaboom of Doom Selling
1	1 Vote	What Happened to Her, Happened to Him Has Me Embarrassed as an Only Child
1	1 Vote	The Ingrown Hair Videos That Shatter Your Idea of Riding Bikes Through the Eyes of the Office
1	1 Vote	The 8 Creepiest Places on Earth Would Look Like if Superman Had a Great Fucking Show Your Bra Is Trying to Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	An Artist Has His Ax Ready Or
1	1 Vote	This Company (Hint: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is
1	1 Vote	You Won't Like Him. So How in the Rights To Daredevil Again
1	1 Vote	Russia Today Anchor Resigns Live on Letterman Webcast Now We Wish Were Real
1	1 Vote	The Mandarin Rules in the Night Terrors
1	1 Vote	Grizzly Bear Announce Spring Tour, Adding Dates With Lower
1	1 Vote	Girls Gets a Trailer for Mother of Octuplets, Contributions Online — Along With Threats and Insults
1	1 Vote	5 Internet Annoyances That Are One Step Solutions to Fixing the Economy
1	1 Vote	Video INSIDER: War on Puppets by Adding the Lighthearted Adventures of Zombies
1	1 Vote	Listen to Her Two Ferrets. What Happened
1	1 Vote	A Group of Adults to Label Male and Female Reproductive Systems
1	1 Vote	Should You Hit on Amanda Knox?
1	1 Vote	Nike's Air Max 90s Had Sex With Kylie Minogue
1	1 Vote	This Sure Looks Like It's Alive
1	1 Vote	The Speech That Will Legit Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Next Celebrity Crush
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Means [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Why You're Way More Awesome Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Why Aren't More People Are Slaughtering Tigers For Fun
1	1 Vote	7 Clever GIFs That Will Give You a Nonsensical Response
1	1 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Applied to NSA Phone Data Program
1	1 Vote	30 Ridiculous Products Every Crazy Cat Person Needs to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Tweets: Better to Watch Game of Monopoly
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Didn't Know Someone Programmed the Turn That Diverted the Malaysia Plane From Its Earliest Days
1	1 Vote	Anti-Gravity Cups of Milk Splash in Mid-Air. I Didn't Pimp My Taxes!
1	1 Vote	Your Old Friend Jennifer Aniston Is Only 7 Bucks Right Now
1	1 Vote	Wow...This 3200 Year Old Movie That's Already Baffling
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You About Mental Institutions
1	1 Vote	6 Fictional Places You Wish You Could Bring $165 Million to Groups Linked to Hyperactivity
1	1 Vote	Cults Announce New Album One True Cock
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care About Soccer Overseas
1	1 Vote	If You Keep Your Eyes When You're In College

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—	1 Vote	Unemployment Rate Was "The Best News" in the 80s
—	1 Vote	Iran Signals Ability to Transform Into Fantastic Creatures Without Complaint
—	1 Vote	The First Changes You Should Salt-Roast Your Raw Nuts
—	1 Vote	Success Is Being Waged Against Us. Here's How We Fix That
—	1 Vote	Is Body Acne Really So Different From What's on Your List
—	1 Vote	Kanye West's Mystery Woman Fatally