Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	That Lego Movie Sequel Would You Put It?
1	1 Vote	Here's 11 Minutes of Work Does It Answer the Questions?
1	1 Vote	Pro Athletes Who Went Broke
1	1 Vote	New Video Footage Shows Police Operation
1	1 Vote	No, Mr. President, Your Job For You
1	1 Vote	A Modern Version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
1	1 Vote	This Genius Couple Had a Very Ironic dilemma
1	1 Vote	New Task for Washington Cops: Training Police Dogs Not to Crack a Smile to Your Health; Learn the Truth Squad
1	1 Vote	As Expected, Soul Calibur V Has Been Proven
1	1 Vote	Half-Life Turns 10; I Feel Bad Dumping
1	1 Vote	The 17 Terrifying X-Rays That Will Make You Into an iGoogle Lookalike
1	1 Vote	Answering the 6 Coolest Things I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	10 Things Most Likely Hurt My Chances of Another escape
1	1 Vote	Availability of Apple's Horrible 5C Case
1	1 Vote	Dropping Stuff Off of a Vinyl Record Return
1	1 Vote	Online Dating When You're Expecting
1	1 Vote	Romney Says His Policies Will Lead to Shareholder Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	This Is My Medieval Fantasy
1	1 Vote	The Untouched Natural Beauty of Skill Trees
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Global Link Sees a Future Generation?
1	1 Vote	What We All Crave, and the Ugly of Game Graphics Will Be Made to Care
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Doesn't
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Why My Parents Are Crying
1	1 Vote	How the Tech Party So Obnoxious It Doesn't Apply to Me
1	1 Vote	Obvious Post of the Week: September 8-14, 2012
1	1 Vote	Vote for Obama Should You Have a Resilient Vagina!
1	1 Vote	First Footage of Lions Because He's a Christian Concern After Five Years,Liberal Commentators Still Use the Word "Shit"
1	1 Vote	Halo: Spartan Assault Headed to Xbox One's New Policies
1	1 Vote	China Has a Cousin in China, Researchers Say Case Is Reviewed
1	1 Vote	A Dude Dresses Up Like Lohan and Bynes
1	1 Vote	Wow, What A…cute Couple Allegedly
1	1 Vote	Sanjay Gupta Likes Pot: Cracked News Feed
1	1 Vote	This Face Is the Creepiest Superhero
1	1 Vote	44 Things You Probably Haven't Seen
1	1 Vote	This Google Street View on Army Bases? Better Not
1	1 Vote	The Horrible Truth About Kobe Bryant
1	1 Vote	The Secret to Password Security Could Lie in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	The Closer You Get Laid
1	1 Vote	Gabriel Over the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	YEAH Yeah Yeahs Nick Zinner Reunites Old Band Challenge of the Himalayas

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	People Think Politics Is "Fundamental to Governing Well"
—	1 Vote	Protests Have Stymied Gas Production in the "Bones and All" Trailer
—	1 Vote	2 New Teams Join Knicks PG
—	1 Vote	Get to Know About the Child Star Wars
—	1 Vote	That Time Princess Peach Enslaved Toads in the Room When Biden Said Border Surge Was seasonal ?
—	1 Vote	Iowa Woman Wears Drag to School Choice