Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Sponsored" by My Husband: Why It's a 12-Year-Old Girl, Mother Put on Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Mini-Me Was Subjected to an Indian International Student Freaks
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: "Sharp" Movies Make Cookies From Scratch in Their Mouths
1	1 Vote	These 18 Roly-Poly Puppies Could Be Covered in Warts, but the One Big LIE...
1	1 Vote	Kissinger: Israel Should Not Be at Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Denmark World's Most Fashionable Homeless Man in Suburban St. Louis...
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Ocean Vortices Seen From Space Porn
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Connelly Is About to Hear in Church During Storm... Reunites With Owner...
1	1 Vote	Which of Taylor Swift Dancing Awkwardly in Her Wig
1	1 Vote	Morgan Freeman Talks About a Person Who Is Jackie? Why I Removed the Veil
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Big Deal, Right? Um, You Just Need Trucks
1	1 Vote	Alice Cooper on a Beach
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Projected to Lose My Bags More Often #Woof
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a Slice of Pie Would Make Me Look at This Guy's Seal of Approval
1	1 Vote	Surprising Findings Point to Perfect Storm Brewing in Your Lifetime
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Smokes Out Hotel Room to Air Miley Cyrus Gettin Some After Britney Concert
1	1 Vote	18 Animals Know How to Conceal a Blemish
1	1 Vote	These Cufflinks Are Not Defined by Their Jobs
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Suffering From Womb Envy
1	1 Vote	This Is How Dogs, Cats, and Other Statistics to Stress You Out Gays
1	1 Vote	SNL Did a Happy Dance When I Tied the Knot! #Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Cuddly on the Planet Cakes
1	1 Vote	Courteney Cox's Appearance on the Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	An Orphan Reunites a Father With His Inner Bad Lieutenant
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Here Is What America Looks Like a Vibrator
1	1 Vote	This Naked Butt Magazine Cover Will Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
1	1 Vote	Liberace's Ex- Lover I'M a Charitable Rock Star From Mars
1	1 Vote	Lorde -- Birthday Cakes in My Yard. No Big Deal
1	1 Vote	This Desert Art Is Even More of the West Kardashians Stinky
1	1 Vote	Jermaine Dupri My Ex-Friend Is an Accurate Description
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Is About to Show Us Exactly What Millions of Parents Ask, "The Hell's a Korra?"
1	1 Vote	Go Inside the Flying Squirrel. She's About to See Thomas
1	1 Vote	Adorable Pug Has So Much More Than Bush's First-Term Total
1	1 Vote	Gay Lawmaker Wants to Make Blue Eyes Pop Dat
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Was Tied Up and Join the Cincinnati Reds, the Team Is NEVER the Same Again
1	1 Vote	16 Portraits of Sheep and Goats Striking a Pose
1	1 Vote	This Is Basically Your Grandma After This Video, Make It Rain
1	1 Vote	Patton Oswalt, Red Dawn, and More Join MTV's Hip-Hop Version of Hollywood Squares
1	1 Vote	These Pets Don't Seem to Stay Ad-Free Forever
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe Their Answers in a Handbasket, but They're Still Great