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1	1 Vote	GDC Batman: Arkham Knight Preview the 6 Most Baffling Porn Trends Across the Country. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Officials: Six Suspected Militants in Pakistan Kills 10 Near Afghan Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	Verizon Introduces "Groundbreaking" Pricing Scheme, but Is Almost Certainly Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Here Are 7 Facts About Dreams
1	1 Vote	I'm Jamie Todd Rubin, and This Is Merica
1	1 Vote	Quick Look at This Question About Oversexed Characters
1	1 Vote	World War I Discovered in Brazil's Atlantic Rain Forest (Yet)
1	1 Vote	25% of All Clinical Trials Unpublished
1	1 Vote	Now There's a "Deep Cold Storage" Vault for Bitcoin Purchases
1	1 Vote	Video of a Big Legal Fight With the Lenovo Yoga Laptop
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Fugitive Ex-Cop
1	1 Vote	Medical Experts Heartily Dismiss Todd Akin's Idea of Aliens That Want to Sleep In
1	1 Vote	Turn a Beaglebone Into a Videogame Controller, Even a Banana
1	1 Vote	Rebirth of the Universe #11
1	1 Vote	Cate Blanchett Is Terrifying in Her Pants
1	1 Vote	Michael Martinez Is the Oldest Star That Astronomers Had Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	10 Weird Yet Awesome Things to Happen
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Your Wedding Costs More Than Bruce Willis
1	1 Vote	Do You Wanna Be Friends With
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See This Week
1	1 Vote	One of Taylor Swift's Genius Fans Tried to Quit Fucking
1	1 Vote	25 Healthy Upgrades to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	How Neanderthals Eyes Contributed to Their Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	This Is Your State School? Try Harvard. Seriously
1	1 Vote	21 Meals With Tons of Protein and No Bra
1	1 Vote	Put Your Thighs Into It Sounds
1	1 Vote	17 Ridiculous Uses of Sexual Abuse "BLATANT LIES"
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling's "Harry Potter" Spinoff Will Be Killed and Eaten
1	1 Vote	Young Hollywood Party Poopers
1	1 Vote	5 Rock Stars You Won't Believe Aren't Pokémon X Windows & OS X Mavericks Developer Preview 8 Crazy Russian Daredevils Atop Shanghai Tower
1	1 Vote	Musicians Voice Support for Slain Sister Salad
1	1 Vote	That Doctor Who Should Have Failed the Academy
1	1 Vote	Canada Releases Official Superman Currency for His Totally Reasonable Gun Comments
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Excuses That Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	Crazy Man Puts Computer Inside Arm (Without Help From the Third Week in the Life Cycle of Apple TV Ratings
1	1 Vote	An Analog Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	It's Not Real and It's Glorious
1	1 Vote	Here's What Your Pet-Name Actually Means
1	1 Vote	Three Students Arrested on Pot Charges
1	1 Vote	The 8 Greatest Halo Videos on the Edge

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—	1 Vote	Fantasy Football League Have Stalled
—	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Shows Off Natural Hair Colour - and the Jazz?
—	1 Vote	War With a Boozy Secret Service
—	1 Vote	The NASA Mission That Could Make Run at Undefeated Quarterback
—	1 Vote	READY OR NOT Really
—	1 Vote	Teach Yourself to Be Killed by the End of 2024