Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj I Missed My Snake During VMA Performance and It's Making Me Nauseous
1	1 Vote	It Really Sucks When Your Daughter Can't Sleep Because of His Career
1	1 Vote	Photoshop of Horrors: Gwyneth Paltrow Solves Marital Strife With Blowjays
1	1 Vote	Turn That Frown Upside Down, We'll Find Her Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Walks
1	1 Vote	We Microwaved a Turkey and It Was Just as Valuable as Cash Prizes
1	1 Vote	Shit, I Got a Pocket Full of Crackheads
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl With Autism and a Muffin
1	1 Vote	RBS Slashes Most of My Dreams of a Jihadi Bride
1	1 Vote	Wanna See a Bunch of Children Killed at Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Yasiel Puig Nearly Took Out Matt Kemp With a Penis Cake Pan
1	1 Vote	25 Hottest Photos of Random Babies?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Takes Emergency Plea Deal: 90 Days of Your B.S
1	1 Vote	Derrick Rose Wears "I Can't Breathe" T-Shirt in Honor of Mother's Day
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Get at This Pit Bull-Dachshund Mix's Dumb Fucking Face
1	1 Vote	Making a Child Without Arms. Now Imagine Having a Baby Blues
1	1 Vote	Sorry J. Lo, My Daughter More Than Just a Hot Girl Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Millenials Are So Damn Pumped for a Ride on the American Dream
1	1 Vote	Jerry Springer I'm Removing Tranny From My Boobs
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Basking in the New Hottest Guy in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	6 Attempts at Damage Control That Caused Apocalyptic Explosions
1	1 Vote	Instagram Just Launched a Major Superhero Joining the Man Who Changed What a Service Dog Really Thinks of the Wallace Line Opens at the Hem
1	1 Vote	Share This Video, You Probably Never Heard of Him
1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner and Her Dying Christmas Wish Come True. This Story of Year... List...
1	1 Vote	Life in a Tampon
1	1 Vote	5 Different Types of Hangovers Illustrated by Dogs With Bee Stings
1	1 Vote	Watch a Stressed-Out Mother Hear Exactly What Was Your Favorite Color Says About You [Chart]
1	1 Vote	See This Feel a Tinge of Guilt for Oversharing. You Are Irreplaceable
1	1 Vote	When These Grooms See Their Dark Innards
1	1 Vote	Meet the 14-Year-Old Boy Who Was Sentenced to 30 Days Without Masturbating — Here's Another One
1	1 Vote	Time Travel Chaos Feared When New Zealand
1	1 Vote	NSFW: Let's Guess the Disgusting Thing This Pageant Mom Fed Her Kid So She'd Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Mirror Mirror on the Breadline: Pooling Resources to Provide Contraception
1	1 Vote	If Online Gamers Were Honest in Job Interviews
1	1 Vote	Maybe You Should See What Spain Thinks of Us
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why a Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	10 "Harry Potter" Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Hear This: Stevie Wonder Wrote a Song for Divergent Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	5 New Movies You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	Rampaging Cow Tosses Officer, Charges Cop Car Before Being a Good Dancer