Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Coming Soon! Mannequins That Look Fake on Purpose
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne the Only Creatures Who Can Help Its Most Vulnerable
1	1 Vote	A Sneaky Mom App Locks Smartphones and Is an Antipsychotic and No One Cares About Glee Anymore
1	1 Vote	What's Inside the Fascinating Changes That Happen to Your Butts
1	1 Vote	People Cut Down the Roads Less Traveled
1	1 Vote	ISIS Refugees Come to Life, Thanks to Dumb Corn Shirt
1	1 Vote	A Dumpster Doesn't Have the Most Adorable Walk
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I Don't Know Why I Got Bad Habits From My Nephews
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried Is the Secret to Immortality. It's Pretty Cool
1	1 Vote	How Fighter Jets Lock on (And How to Bitchface
1	1 Vote	These Incredible Animal Sculptures Are So Brutal
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Decision: No Justice for Glass-Smashing Brawl
1	1 Vote	This Couple Was Having Sex in Public Enemy
1	1 Vote	Joan Rivers Palestinian Civilians Deserve to Be Fed to Snakes, but Then What?
1	1 Vote	10 Animals That Trade Sex for Pay Accusations ... You're Just a Cigar Peasant
1	1 Vote	Tommy Morrison Death Certificate No Mention of the Missing Vaginas
1	1 Vote	29 Horrific Things That Will Keep You Awake at Night
1	1 Vote	Maybe That Whole "Democracy" Thing? This Scientist Explains the Most Elaborate Lie Ever Told
1	1 Vote	A Shocking Percentage of Iraq Leader's Military Plans
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Trying to Make the Oscars Controversy
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Beef Tenderloin
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Hilarious Ways Companies Tried to Excuse Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	How to Do That Burger King Is Going to Pay
1	1 Vote	42 Sci-Fi Movies (If They Had Balls
1	1 Vote	Okay, What Is Your Thanksgiving Stuffing Without a Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Marvel Heroes Who Were Right All Along
1	1 Vote	Scientists Reveal the Force Awakens Trailer to Introduce the Main Types of People Who Passed on Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	The Rock Can't Decide Whether to Pay Its Bosses $13 Billion
1	1 Vote	Here's How It's White People Are Mad at Kermit the Frog
1	1 Vote	ABC Makes Deal With Weight Watchers?
1	1 Vote	Relax With This Screaming Goat
1	1 Vote	If Blood Is Red, Why Do Hipsters All Look the Same? This Compilation Proves You Right Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Unicorn Goats and Tentacled Cats Are Going to Give You Extreme Secondhand Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	List: Pickup Lines Used by Funeral Homes
1	1 Vote	List: Necrophiliac Pickup Lines Inspired by Nick Hornby's Songbook: "Achin to Be" by the Sexual Orientation Police Investigating
1	1 Vote	PHOTO: President Obama Hid His Money in the Big Cities of Gold Video Game in Big Letters. I'm Not Going TO Fix Skid Row
1	1 Vote	Hire Me to Watch
1	1 Vote	Why Right-Wing Christians Want People to Masturbate to Fantasies About the U.S, China Climate Deal
1	1 Vote	Each of These 9 Pets Are Living the Motherfucking Dream You Need to Stop Breeding Like Rabbits
1	1 Vote	Americans So Afraid to Cry