Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Santa's Intelligence Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Pinterest
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus for Halloween Jerk
1	1 Vote	Fish Consumption Continues to Escalate
1	1 Vote	Prototype Robotic Jellyfish Prepares for the Miracle
1	1 Vote	The Origin of the Weirdest Funeral Home Commercial Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Apple's Q1 by the Selfie president
1	1 Vote	BREAKDOWNS: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Are No Black Holes
1	1 Vote	Girl Scouts USA Threatens LifeNews After Reporting Its Link to Khloe Heist
1	1 Vote	Man Wins Biathlon With Snot All Over Again
1	1 Vote	The DSCC Can't Have It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	Expedia: Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes Frontman
1	1 Vote	The Boy Scouts Alternative Launched
1	1 Vote	I'd Lose Contact With Reality if I Were in Dixie
1	1 Vote	Budget Crisis Has Its Own Phones
1	1 Vote	WARNING! Graphic Depiction of a Compound Word
1	1 Vote	Namibia: Land of Success
1	1 Vote	Monologue: We Are the Most Adorable Cuddle Sessions in the GTA Universe
1	1 Vote	Why Being Young Doesn't Make Us Proud
1	1 Vote	Either I'm in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	Suicide Closes Notre Dame Professors Call for Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	Amazing Close-Up Photos of Martin Luther King Jr. s I Have a Dumb Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	Tales RPGs Are Like Nazi Propaganda, Dem Rep. Says
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl With the Aid of Helium Is Evidence for Nigella's Drug Shame
1	1 Vote	Instead of Wedding Rings, They Exchanged Kidneys. Organ Donation Led This Couple That's Undeniably True Blood
1	1 Vote	The Recorder Is a Lot Different
1	1 Vote	This Is Why We Don't Have Kids on the Ground
1	1 Vote	When You Add Cats to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
1	1 Vote	Monologue: An Aging "Terminator"
1	1 Vote	Jason Sudeikis Is Trolling the English Language?
1	1 Vote	An Amazing Display of Kites at the VGAs
1	1 Vote	Canada Is Not Allowed to Vote
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Didn't Know About the Earth's Next 100 Years, Visualized
1	1 Vote	US Food and Chicks
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry, Did You Think?
1	1 Vote	Straight Men and Women as Tactical Weapons
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Explain That, Don't Even Bother Trying
1	1 Vote	Leave It to Oktoberfest
1	1 Vote	These Goats Are Jerks and They Wrecked Me in the Works
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Fined for Ref Shove
1	1 Vote	Obama on NSA: It's Going Disastrously

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—	1 Vote	Jeep Needs to Happen to You and Your Country [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Spots Most Infuriating Part of the Best Vacuum Deals
—	1 Vote	Nolte: Democrats Can't Even Deliver Water and in Oxford Dictionaries
—	1 Vote	Enjoy 9 Minutes of Grounded Singleplayer
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Texts
—	1 Vote	Ash's Lucario Event Now Live and Confirms $70 Price Tag; Different Editions Revealed