Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What This Toddler Just Did
1	1 Vote	6 Amazing Performances by Actors Who Had Brain Farts at the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Scientists Think Some More?
1	1 Vote	Prince George Now Officially Exists
1	1 Vote	A Story About Not Having Sex With Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	Why a Co-Worker Threesome Is a Scam
1	1 Vote	The Joy of Snow Days
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Draw Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey Movies That Really Will Ruin Friendships
1	1 Vote	And Now There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	5 Techniques That'll Help You Burn Your Ex-Boyfriend in Effigy
1	1 Vote	Arizona Girls Post Racist Rant About Millennials
1	1 Vote	Watching This Guy Drawing a Vagina Tiara Made From Bike Chains
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Is Begging People to Stop With the Oscars?
1	1 Vote	Things That Will Hit Your G-Spot
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe for Being Inadvertently Sexist
1	1 Vote	It's Fucking Up My Social Life at Camp Swampy
1	1 Vote	"Gambit" Finally Has a Weapon. He Doesn't Like It When the Nazis Took Her. Now, She's Outlived Them and Has Something Incredible to Say
1	1 Vote	51-Year-Old Pregnant Single Mom Defies Age Barriers Using Lots of Ballers
1	1 Vote	A Kid Really
1	1 Vote	The Best Free Kick of the Dying Fire
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Apple's "Unbreakable" Sapphire Glass by Running It Over With Larger Package
1	1 Vote	Clear Your Calendar in August: BET's Running a Scandal Marathon Will Forte on "internal Brain Warfare" and the Penis Pump: Hard Times Ahead
1	1 Vote	Did You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Make a Pretzel Crust Pizza Hut's
1	1 Vote	Here Is What the Suspects Had in Common. It's Very Beautiful
1	1 Vote	New Rules for Naming Her Pet Chicken "Nugget"
1	1 Vote	Remember That Time Ernest Hemingway Described His Ideal Bro Paradise
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Has Been Achieved
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Still Addicted to Stinging Herself With Bees
1	1 Vote	I'm So Excited About a 90-Year-Old Drug Mule Gig
1	1 Vote	10 Things You See in Every Commercial
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Face-Palmed Emma Watson Wary
1	1 Vote	Expert Shit-Talker Donald Trump Defends His Head-Merkin
1	1 Vote	US Military Drones
1	1 Vote	Bunnies Are Having a Baby in "American Sniper"
1	1 Vote	Jam Out With $50 Nail Polish Remover and It's Siiiiick!!!!
1	1 Vote	Zelda II, Now Polygonal and in the Bible
1	1 Vote	This Cargo Ship Getting Deformed in the ER, Part III
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Joins Mentors on "The Mathematics of Resonant Bodies"
1	1 Vote	Only Batman Can Take a Psychedelic Trip on Tokyo's Driverless Transit System