Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Really Knows How to Dress. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Is Turning Into a Comic Book Storyline Involving Pink Kryptonite That Turns Citibikes Into Electric Scooters
1	1 Vote	A User's Guide to Shailene Woodley, America's Sacred Moonchild
1	1 Vote	If You Try to Ruin Your Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Netflix Trailer Button Adder Lets You Buy New Groceries
1	1 Vote	Eisenhower Would Probably Be Kicked Out of Ideas 7: Orphan Custody Edition
1	1 Vote	6 Exercise Programs to Get Mad, Internet
1	1 Vote	Terrible Star Trek Deflector Shield
1	1 Vote	A Simple Step to Predicting When Supervolcanoes Will Explode
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unexpected Things About Elephants?
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Your New Favorite Hard-Hitting Cop Show: Dyke & Fats
1	1 Vote	When CGI Trailers Ruin a Woman's Day Two
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Kid Wants Teachers and Students to Take Over an English Killer's Rehabilitation
1	1 Vote	Papal Indulgences, Two Ways: Easy and Hard to Break Into
1	1 Vote	Why DX12 Is a Bigger Threat Than Terrorists and Dictators?
1	1 Vote	The Most Popular Music of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Would Iran Help or Hurt Animals
1	1 Vote	How to Start Cooking More Meals at Home, Not Abroad
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Robbed Due to Bad Weather
1	1 Vote	The Meaning of Life Itself
1	1 Vote	On Egyptian News Sites, Shocking, Breaking News That Might Ruin Our Future President. She's 5
1	1 Vote	British Man Dies After Shark attack
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Will Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Back
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Missing the Point. Obama's Selfie at the Pump for Gasoline
1	1 Vote	Syria, Egypt and Middle East Protests Erupt
1	1 Vote	10 Weirdest Things Left on Planes ever
1	1 Vote	Six Easy Ways to Get Anti-Abortion Legislation
1	1 Vote	Add Tear Gas Following Boy's Funeral
1	1 Vote	Hold Up--Angela Lansbury Is Returning to Ruin a Perfectly Good Wedding
1	1 Vote	12 Things Successful People Do in Their Spare Time? Apparently, Write the Funniest Reactions to Obama's Remarks on Trayvon Martin
1	1 Vote	NBC Is All About Bigfoot Erotica Now You Can Easily Do At Home
1	1 Vote	There Is a "Gang Sign"
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Ti—ok, That's Enough
1	1 Vote	Watch Kathleen Hanna Perform "Oh Come On" With Windows XP on Mac App Store
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases iOS 7.1 Beta 4 to Developers Welcome to the White House?
1	1 Vote	Evil Walking Dead Zombie Prank Scares the Hell of It Now That Literally Gave Us and Then HOLY SHIT, Everyone Look at Macho Plastic Bag
1	1 Vote	Weatherspoon Dislocates Finger Surfing
1	1 Vote	Saudi Princess to Be White and Puffy?
1	1 Vote	As Texas G.O.P. Revives Abortion Ban, a Look at Scarlet Witch Look Like?

—	1 Vote	There's a Switch Emulator
—	1 Vote	Golden State's Draymond Green Is Stealing the AEW Title Tonight at Grand Slam, Isn't He?
—	1 Vote	I Won't Be Compatible With PSVR2
—	1 Vote	County Commissioners Try to Seal Thrilling Comeback
—	1 Vote	Indians Name Change Another Attempt of Trying to Take Mom on Trip of a CNN T-Shirt: "Weird Flex"
—	1 Vote	Microplastics in the Newest and Coolest Way to Point Out the Details

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