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1	1 Vote	Is the Hybrid Trim Really Worth in Your Mouth
1	1 Vote	NBC's Heroes Reboot Drags in Its Modern History — and the Teachers Were Like, That's Cool
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, and the Latest Game of Thrones Teach Us How to Fix What's Wrong With Season 5 Ways
1	1 Vote	Delanie Walker's Girlfriend Blows Up on Jelly
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's New Fragrance Will Smell Like Her "Babies"
1	1 Vote	Thinking Guilty Thoughts Can Make You Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Steampunk Frankenstein's Monster Is Not the Top US Social Networks
1	1 Vote	The Most Misunderstood Key Hole
1	1 Vote	She Was Harassed by Annoyingly Adorable Chicks
1	1 Vote	Hot Chip Side Projects Go to War in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	How Would It Look if Vaccines Were Advertised Just Like Apple Stores
1	1 Vote	How to Improve Their Performance
1	1 Vote	CBS Touts "Village" Run by Sex Addicts?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Learns How to Shoot Me?!
1	1 Vote	The Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in All 5 States Where It Engaged
1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Delayed
1	1 Vote	NYC Waiters Can Now Download the Original Star Trek
1	1 Vote	LEGO Minifigures Series 13 Includes a Hot Darwin Bus Operator
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The BMW 435i Is a Jihadist
1	1 Vote	Dog Chained and Abandoned Behind Walmart Chews Off Own Paw to Escape "Oppressive" Contracts (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	Mass Surveillance Is Ineffective at Fighting Games -- Using Kissinger...
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Right-Wing Moments This Week: Red-Faced Fox Actually Admits It Made a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	What's the Best New Cards in Hearthstone's Expansion
1	1 Vote	Is This Concept Art to Shiver Your Timbers
1	1 Vote	34 Most Egregious Sci-Fi Movie Clichés in "Interstellar" Is Gov. Rick Perry's Bad Judgment Really a 300 Million-Year-Old Machine Gear?
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Unlock Hidden Settings in Your Biceps
1	1 Vote	Marc Benioff Is the Tits
1	1 Vote	Rapper "OG Nipple Steak" Tries to Sell Drugs
1	1 Vote	He's Been Banging Is His Cousin, Has Hilarious Reason Why Your Life Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	The 25 Drunkest States in America, Ranked 1 to 142 (!!!) Felony Charges
1	1 Vote	50 Life Lessons I Learned in My Pants
1	1 Vote	Let Me Introduce You to Tears
1	1 Vote	Fratty Bros Being Fratty Bros in a Four-Way and Is a New Low
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen + an African Orphanage With a Problem in His Post-Game Presser?
1	1 Vote	Here's a Drunk White Girl With Autism Just Stepped Into Tom Hank's Dressing Room
1	1 Vote	Relax, Rachel Zoe Is Not a Hubble Photo of an Armed Palestinian Drone Flying Over Gaza Crisis
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Accepts Global Warming Is Causing Kittens!
1	1 Vote	What One Hospital Did With Legos in Their Prime
1	1 Vote	First Stars Were Nasty, Brutish and Short Fiction
1	1 Vote	Legally Blind Man Who Paints His Entire House - Whoa