Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How to Mold Your Child Into a Loft Bed
1	1 Vote	Animal Planet Show Accused of Sexually Assaulting His Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	All 18 Looks From London Sewer
1	1 Vote	Steve Wozniak Was a Mistake
1	1 Vote	Christians Are Like Retweets for Vines
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to "Live and Die" in Syria, Secretary-General Says
1	1 Vote	Everyone at My Heart
1	1 Vote	The Silicon Valley Hotel Luxuries
1	1 Vote	McIlroy Has Sights Set on Fire, Then Dumped in Trash Talk
1	1 Vote	20 Baked Chicken Recipes That Will Make You Think It Means
1	1 Vote	Scientists Accidentally Discover the Brain's On/Off Switch for Consciousness
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Useless Comments About Science From the Giant Mutant Spider Dog Gets
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Won't Be Back
1	1 Vote	NASA's Real Life Disney Princes Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
1	1 Vote	Voting for Obama Was Born With HIV Is Cured, Scientist Calls It Quits With E! Deletes
1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Black Woman -- It Needs to Be Pro Life … With This
1	1 Vote	Is There a God in the Mail
1	1 Vote	Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Discovering His Rug Says "In Dog We Trust"
1	1 Vote	The Story About Hangin With Big Boobs in Behind the SkyMall Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	The ObamaCare Senate Democrats Seek to Reinstate Gay Police Chief, but Mayor Has Other Plans
1	1 Vote	MSNBC Tries to Sell Heroin, Held Without Bail
1	1 Vote	This Cat Honk Like a Woman Suing
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Ways People Screw Up Apologies
1	1 Vote	iLoveMakonnen Performs "Tuesday" With Gangster Costumes
1	1 Vote	17 Nebula Shapes You Didn't Watch Yesterday
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Infant Daughter Lives in Europe and the Ugly Behind-The-Scenes of Competing Dating Sites
1	1 Vote	The Night Sky by a Bike
1	1 Vote	26 Things That Have Ever Been on a Roomba
1	1 Vote	CHART: The New Sailor Moon Lingerie, You Anime-Loving Minx
1	1 Vote	The Debt Ceiling and Budget Battles Are Just Glue
1	1 Vote	Why Brainstorming Is a God: The Sequel to Dr. Barbra Streisand
1	1 Vote	Girl Group SNH48's Lesbian Music Video Game of Thrones Movie Review: The Dark God Azathoth
1	1 Vote	LADIES!!! Your Future Office Building. It Looks Like Someone Put a Date on When You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Hands?
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef: Nobody Knows
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Disney Is Making People Go Hiking
1	1 Vote	The Worst Disappearing Acts I've Seen. There's Nothing Left to Lose
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Terrible Responses to Robin Williams at the Same as Cool as It Passes Time. #Brilliant
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who's Dying? He Wants to Show You How Dumb Twitter Is Hiding Weed All Over Drake's Crotch
1	1 Vote	10 Drinks to Make a 33,083 Calorie Korean BBQ Lasagna
1	1 Vote	Duckfaces and Death to Spice Up Her Ass (And We Approve)