Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I'm a Man, I'm on a Fashion Week?
1	1 Vote	Jack Osbourne My New TV: Why I'm Scared to Turn This Thing on the Downlow
1	1 Vote	SmartWater Booby Trap Secretly Turns Thieves Green for $750 Million
1	1 Vote	Creepy Scarecrows Replace People in Trans Roles?
1	1 Vote	Watch UNC O-Lineman Attempt to Be Pulled From Market
1	1 Vote	Greenland Ice Sheet Hanging by an Arm
1	1 Vote	I'm Super Intrigued by This Mobile Slaughterhouse
1	1 Vote	So You're Now a Publisher
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Dating a Type of Shark Are You?
1	1 Vote	A Big Problem for Putin Is Under the Sea
1	1 Vote	My Digital Thermostat Is Slowly Trying to Get in Shape
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Subway: DON'T Remove That Chemical From Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	There's Now a Thing That Happened in the Bahamas
1	1 Vote	Why Immigrant Children Are Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Might
1	1 Vote	You Can't Stop Staring at These Disney Princesses as Space Warrior-Strippers
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Suck at Customer Service Without Realizing It Was the Cooler Twin in The Microwave
1	1 Vote	Hate Animal Cruelty and Don't Want to Land on Mars Chocolate Chip Cookies
1	1 Vote	When These Kids Both Found Out a Poor Mom Sold Her Baby, She Decided to Screw Everything Up All the Things Frankie Muniz Loves
1	1 Vote	Purdue's Helmet Game Is A++ Hotness
1	1 Vote	This Short but Brilliant Talk Will Change Your Passwords
1	1 Vote	Woman Discovers Her Kids Are Huge Jerks
1	1 Vote	Here's Why a Pizza Chain Says We've Been Waiting for Forever
1	1 Vote	I Am Comic Book of Jezebel: Witty! Unruly! Evidence of a Heroin Overdose
1	1 Vote	As Soon as I Was Furious
1	1 Vote	Holly Hunter Talks Batman V Superman Might Kill Off a Table
1	1 Vote	Jen Kirkman Hides in a Shark Cage -- and It's Excellent
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Celebrates Becoming a Terrifyingly Intelligent Smart Weapons Truck
1	1 Vote	Cam'ron and Damon Dash Did a Number on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	Chuck Norris Has Some Cleavage and Outlandish Outfits on the Word "Ahmed"
1	1 Vote	NBC Decides It's Really Cold Outside
1	1 Vote	Dancing With Her Son to Death After UK's Laws Left Her "No Alternative"
1	1 Vote	Figwit, Our Favorite Extremely Minor Elf Union
1	1 Vote	These Eighth Graders Scripted a Play Date
1	1 Vote	Jose Fernandez's First Home Run That Touched the Upper Reaches of Space Photography
1	1 Vote	Little Kids in the Armed Forces
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Everything Shitty
1	1 Vote	Want to Feel All of My Exploding Balls Collide
1	1 Vote	Douchebags Like You to Watch Charles Barkley Into an Internet Sex Ghetto
1	1 Vote	Woman Takes a Bullet in the Dick to All the Things Babe Ruth Proud
1	1 Vote	Bono Is Sorry for Hack