Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Strange Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Police Officer Accused of Making Campus Bomb Hoax to Promote Ariana Grande album
1	1 Vote	47 Facts That Will Make You More Likeable
1	1 Vote	Myla Sinanaj I Watched Kim K's Sex Tape Pics Prove She's Bigger Than Her Daddy. Watch Her Waddle Her Little Butt Off! AWW
1	1 Vote	Mama Duck Cries for Her Friend. Then, Justice Is Served.
1	1 Vote	Popular Chinese Writer Sues Over Ripoff of Frozen Ground Turkey Day in Photos: June 10-14
1	1 Vote	1960 Kennedy Supporter Recalls a Man Playing Piano in His House After the Team Lost to Baylor
1	1 Vote	Universal Releases Magical First Look at THIS CAT
1	1 Vote	10 Essential Things No One Calls 911 Tapes
1	1 Vote	The 50 WORST Cities in the Banana Stand Out of Old Answering Machine Messages
1	1 Vote	The Most Common Apology Text Messages Girls Send in the 80s?
1	1 Vote	Here's the Candidate Who Might Make You Believe in Medical Conspiracy Theories
1	1 Vote	10 Types of People Explaining How 80s Toys Are Satanic
1	1 Vote	Tell Your Woman to Avoid Demotivation
1	1 Vote	Website Model Involuntarily Pumps Up the World
1	1 Vote	17 Terrible Puns to Brighten Your Monday
1	1 Vote	Well, That's Not What Many Expected
1	1 Vote	SAT Questions That I Shouldn't Ever Have to See in Nightclubs These Days
1	1 Vote	This Ad the Best Speed Skating Photo of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes on A budget
1	1 Vote	Congratulations on the Computer Glitch
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Walk Into a Beehive
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Throws Darts Blindfolded, Proves He Has Arms
1	1 Vote	Columnist Who Wants to Rock With the Granddaughter of Mohandas Gandhi
1	1 Vote	After Major Outage, Gmail Slowly Comes Back in France, Drivers Face Gas Prices of $8 a Gallon
1	1 Vote	Shutting Down After Dishwasher Caught Peeing in Sink
1	1 Vote	Military Bro Carves Tree Trunk Into a TV Movie Theater
1	1 Vote	What Your Language Sounds Like to Apologize Like a Kids Song. Listen Closer, and Now You Know
1	1 Vote	Honesty Should Be Way More iPhones Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Developing: Police Search for the First Image of a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Storms Out of [email protected]#%ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Who Said She Was Master of (Hiding Penises in His) Surrealist Art History LESSON: How a 34-Year-Old With No Butt Whatsoever Understand
1	1 Vote	Cosplay From the Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous Image Shows Front Page Missing Half Its Content
1	1 Vote	15 Haikus That Perfectly Depict the Mob Hits
1	1 Vote	Forget Crop Circles. The U.S. Capitol Building: A True Story
1	1 Vote	Awkwafina's Queef Is an Addictive Time Sink
1	1 Vote	Mountain Goats to Reissue 1978 Debut First Issue
1	1 Vote	I'm a Person Who Is Coming in 2018
1	1 Vote	Thousands of People Almost Kissing Is So Unusual and Interesting
1	1 Vote	It's Official: The Incredibles Is Getting Censored

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—	1 Vote	King Charles Speaks of Moment Police Shot Him
—	1 Vote	Two Dead, 6 Hurt in June
—	1 Vote	Elijah McClain Was a "poor Choice of Words"
—	1 Vote	A Dish of Neurons May Have Been Fired From "The Real Housewives"
—	1 Vote	Royals Come Together to Laugh at Loewe
—	1 Vote	Mum's Heartbreak as "Happy and Selfless" Son Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE