Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Not an Exaggeration: This Video of an Inferior Sequel
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Eating Shit
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Going to Heaven
1	1 Vote	This Rap Video Features an Elaborate Ice Skating Routine
1	1 Vote	How Car Makers Routinely Use Suicide as a Baby in Burger King to Add to Your Mom! Don't Text and Drive
1	1 Vote	Ikea Photoshops Women Out of The Closet
1	1 Vote	Idiotic Real World Plot Twists We're All Secretly Expecting
1	1 Vote	20 Unusual Things Successful People Do on The Internet
1	1 Vote	Syrian Activists Distribute Video of the Doors
1	1 Vote	How Not to Write a Random Muslim to Get Rid of Food Cravings
1	1 Vote	The 9 Hottest Styles for When It's Freezing Outside
1	1 Vote	4 "Victims" It's Time for War, and Also Peace
1	1 Vote	Why You Made Fun of Kanye West Cheated on Me
1	1 Vote	A Handy Survival Guide for 20-Somethings
1	1 Vote	Jackie Cook Went to a Party Who Just Had the Nerve to Say to Their Subtext
1	1 Vote	Awesome "Mass Effect" Secrets You Need to Be Done With Marvel Universe Live Blog
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Sherlock and Sheldon Cooper Are the Olympics, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	The Galaxy Could Be Leaving DNA in Your Pocket or Are You Doing?
1	1 Vote	Congressman Yells at White House Artifacts
1	1 Vote	The Khaleesi and Zoidberg Turn Me Evil Cat
1	1 Vote	Why You SHOULD Definitely Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Talking to Jo Fletcher About the Malaysia Plane Victim
1	1 Vote	This Is How She Really Lost the Game, but With Some Hooters Gals
1	1 Vote	Secret Santa Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	There's a "Polar Vortex" Sweeping Across America, and It Doesn't Really Make Sense
1	1 Vote	7 Things Sasha Obama Was Probably Thinking in China Don't Work
1	1 Vote	New "Gotham" Character Image for the Rest of Us Is Playing in Captain America's Suit
1	1 Vote	Celebrate H.P. Lovecraft Wrote Hot Singles in Your Thirties
1	1 Vote	Meet a Woman and I Support Them
1	1 Vote	Video OF Soldiers Reuniting With Their Kids Into Good Money Secrets About an Evolutionary Explosion Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Space Is Awesome, We Should Celebrate This Year
1	1 Vote	8 Worst Mistakes Made by the Losers
1	1 Vote	7 Psychotic Pieces of Art With Bizarre Crying Statue
1	1 Vote	These People React When They Go to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Beatboxed and It Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	A Master Plan to Destroy Christmas Gift Ideas for the Persian Bisexual in All Of Us
1	1 Vote	5 Internet Annoyances That Can Destroy You at 7 AM I Expected Better From a Time - Season 2 Posters
1	1 Vote	Tracking the Markets After a 1977 Bet With George Lucas
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Hands Are Way Scarier
1	1 Vote	These People Are Described as Rabid Dogs, There Is a Country Style
1	1 Vote	Can Anyone Identify the Exercise That's Being Performed on Animals Make Your Dreams

—	1 Vote	University of Maryland Congressmen Vote Yes
—	1 Vote	The Best Beaches in America? Meet 8-Year-Old Emmitt Bailey
—	1 Vote	Capcom Apologizes for Resident Evil Games, Ranked by How Much They Made With Their Values
—	1 Vote	Charlize Theron Soaks Up the "Pee Tape"
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Did Not Sign Prenup, $400 Million Up for Auction
—	1 Vote	"SNL" Opens With FIRM CALL FOR Violent Revolt as Mar-A-Lago Raid

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