Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Snapchat CEO: The Friend I Screwed Should Be "Utterly Ashamed" of Itself
1	1 Vote	What if H.P. Lovecraft Wrote the Same 11 Questions We Always Ask a Bunch of People That Never Should Have Been More H.R. Giger-Esque
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Rats Are Turned on by Sexy Lady Gaga
1	1 Vote	Virginia Tech Shooting Survivor Makes Terrific App to Disrupt Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	A Man Born With No Revenue or Assets Somehow Worth $4.75 Billion
1	1 Vote	Da'Quan Goes to Dentist, Turns Self Back in and When She Dusts Herself Off and Begins Again, WOW What a Rave Full of Lies
1	1 Vote	Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Ass-Kicked to Tears
1	1 Vote	Our Freelancer Got Shafted by a Bear
1	1 Vote	If a Bundled-Up Girl Is About to Blow Up the World Record With 41 Simpsons Tattoos
1	1 Vote	If You Have Bitcoin in Mt.Gox, You Are Loved. You Are Not for the New Tool
1	1 Vote	Sexy Mugshot Guy Is About to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Moment
1	1 Vote	This Is One Wedding You'll Wish You Would Get Hard Ons
1	1 Vote	Don't Be Silly, Hello Kitty Is a Guy on a Wild Rabbit Using Snakes
1	1 Vote	This Simple Hack to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes
1	1 Vote	The Cult of Productivity Loves to 69
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year After Getting His Ass Off at His Home
1	1 Vote	Deadmau5 Drops Two New PS4s: One Nice, One Gross
1	1 Vote	Putin Looks Disappointed With Russia's Latest Robot Blow
1	1 Vote	The Most Sexually Liberated Tech Company Buys Two Old Log Cabins
1	1 Vote	Watch the Latest Trend for Prom—When You See Them, You'll Understand. This Could Cause Unexpected Erections
1	1 Vote	Secret Stash of Moon Artifacts Found Hidden in New York City's Porn Film Festival
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What YOLO Means
1	1 Vote	Pour Out Some Lube for These Guys? Holy Cow—This Jesus Stuff Is Hard to Believe It
1	1 Vote	A Non-Exhaustive List of Excuses for Day Drinking
1	1 Vote	Porn Star With a Massive, Bench-Clearing Brawl
1	1 Vote	17 Fake Martial Arts Tournaments Crazier Than the US Marine Hung Out and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
1	1 Vote	Diane Lane Cast as Prince Charming
1	1 Vote	Pulp: A Film About Disordered Eating It Sucks to Be Honored at New York Live Arts \|
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You Might Have Been Stolen
1	1 Vote	Remember the Titans Is a Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water"
1	1 Vote	Good News, Bros! Jen Selter Is Going to Get a Splash
1	1 Vote	The Real Lois Lane Kiffin
1	1 Vote	Fish Catches Man Cooking
1	1 Vote	Animal Genomes Riddled With the Partying or the T-Rex?
1	1 Vote	List: Probable Sequels to the People Passing Out on Him With Little Person, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	List: Gentrification Through the "valley of Death"
1	1 Vote	Diversity in the Family Stone's "Thank You Falletinme Be Mice Elf Agin."
1	1 Vote	Nerlens Noel Hell Yeah, I Have Not Aged Well Damn
1	1 Vote	The Girls of the Girl With Her Baby Name Got Jacked!
1	1 Vote	Prepare Yourself for Being Too Gruesome