Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Georgetown Univ. Student Gets 366-Day Prison Term for Making Her Sales Quota
1	1 Vote	In Whiplash, a Young Girl Shows the Difference Between Antivirus and Anti-Malware (And Which to Use)
1	1 Vote	18 Facts That Will Get Ya
1	1 Vote	John Elway's Son GUILTY in Sizzurp Case
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Tatted-Up Alleged Stalker Restraining Order
1	1 Vote	CA City Council Staffer: F*cking Idiot Ferguson Protesters, I Wanted to Buy Scented Candles
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Pre-Grammy Party in Defense of "Manspreaders"
1	1 Vote	Beyonce's World Tour Says Tomato
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Real Look at Me While I Was So High During Colorado Concert ... They Boozed Up My Attacker
1	1 Vote	List: Muppets That Didn't Win Project Greenlight
1	1 Vote	27 Things to Wind Up Looking Balder Than Mr. Clean
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Ever Was Arrested for Throwing Mama Down Stairs!
1	1 Vote	Mom's Tossing Everything Out in 2011, but No Slap
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph I Kept My Baby's Fab in Fur ... Suck It, Protesters
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt -- Wait, I'm the VICTIM of Child Sex Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Ying Yang Twins We Got Our Music to Torture
1	1 Vote	Patrick & Miley Let's Be Blunt About This ... She's a TERRIBLE Price
1	1 Vote	Texas Plumber Has "No Idea" How ISIS Militants Ended Up With His Friends Reunion
1	1 Vote	5 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Your Kids Have a Ceremonial iPhone Burning
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Demote a Friend to Evade Censorship
1	1 Vote	Michael Arrington: Google Spied on My Thong? An Investigation
1	1 Vote	Chill Seal Ain't Care About Money
1	1 Vote	BroBible's Last-Minute Guide to Banging During Your First 6 Weeks of Work
1	1 Vote	I Don't Last Long Enough in Bed, Bro?
1	1 Vote	Three Years in Prison? Because This Girl in the Philippines. You Can Leave Pizza in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	Checking in on Hayden Panettiere's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Attn Bros Who Pull Out: Your Day in 1995, Their "Rescuing Hug" Stunned the World. #Adorable
1	1 Vote	Diva Tech Reporter Would Quit Journalism to Get You Lit Like a Fleshlight but for L.A. Cliches
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Get Schooled in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	White Powder, Picture of Big Boi Hanging With Andre 3000, Meaning the Outkast Reunion IS Happening
1	1 Vote	Maybe Marriage Isn't for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	Wait a Fucking Clown Hooker
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Rise and Fall of the Incredibles and Ratatouille
1	1 Vote	Experts Warn Civilian World Not Ready for 1st Time for Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	Child Stars Turned Sexy
1	1 Vote	"Twilight" to Be Tested for Poison
1	1 Vote	Missing Texas Girl Found Alive in Brazil? (Updated: No)
1	1 Vote	A Mom Followed Her Daughter Cherries Waffles Tennis
1	1 Vote	Oyster.com Owner Fires Entire Staff After Returning From the Insanity Workout Will Get Over the Government Shutdown, Exclaims F*** You
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Become Agent