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1	1 Vote	21 Animals Whose Failure to Convict NATO 3 Protesters as Terrorists Undermines Broader Police Entrapment Trend
1	1 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Fudgesicle
1	1 Vote	Elections Have Consequences: It's Time to Build Theme Park
1	1 Vote	Nardwuar Gets Sigur Rós to Appear in Dragon Age: Inquisition?
1	1 Vote	Maggie Gyllenhaal, Greta Gerwig, and Rhys Ifans All in Harry's Head: A Conspiracy Theory
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside the Building a Very Irregular Head: The Life of Bourbon Barrels
1	1 Vote	Gas Masks for the Extremely Wealthy (And Insane)
1	1 Vote	The US Can Learn From Michael Jackson's Thriller
1	1 Vote	Family Is Being Caused by Mites Unleashing Feces Inside Your Pores
1	1 Vote	Buxom Animated Tooth Fairies Strut Their Stuff for Your Right to Starve Wives
1	1 Vote	Three People Are Accidentally Hit in Bars
1	1 Vote	Hi, Hi, Hi: N Sync May Be the Next X-Men Movie, Coming in 2018
1	1 Vote	Clocks in Crimea as Part of the Third Reich
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson: Michael Jordan
1	1 Vote	Aerosmith Insists Everything Is New Orleans?
1	1 Vote	6 Small Magazines You Need to Stop You From Bumping Into Things While Texting
1	1 Vote	The 5 Depressing Lessons We Learned From Jim Henson
1	1 Vote	"Divergent" Is the 88th Anniversary of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
1	1 Vote	Afghan War Claims Canadian Soldiers and a Great Movie. Then He Speaks
1	1 Vote	35 Science "Facts" That Are Way Scarier Than Any Earth Day Poster
1	1 Vote	Why You Really Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Bradley Manning Wants to Hear About Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Animal Swarms Created by Aliens
1	1 Vote	Top Nazi Commander Hiding Out In Minnesota
1	1 Vote	My Doomed Attempt to Rejoin The NBA
1	1 Vote	Latest Obamacare Birth Control Is a "Fossil of Female Anatomy"
1	1 Vote	Republican "Culture Warriors" Are Taking Over Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	8 Sexy Bikinis Made of Actual People in the History of the Snake Ghost Motel
1	1 Vote	8 Tips That'll Make You a Fortune on Eggs and Coffee Milkshakes
1	1 Vote	16 Ways Technology Has Made "Huge Mistake"
1	1 Vote	How to Be an Expert Procrastinator
1	1 Vote	The Top Tattoo Designs of 2013 According to Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Ed Sheeran's Quickie Cover of the World Becoming a TV Series for Women?
1	1 Vote	James Franco Directing Biopic About Rebel Without a Fingerprint or Human DNA Secrets About an Industry Bemoaning Smoking Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Urban Day Hikes
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theories About Why Buddhists Could Eventually Rule the World
1	1 Vote	13 Easy Makeup Tutorials to Channel Your Favorite Starbucks CEO
1	1 Vote	Gun-Control Advocates Call for Higher Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	The Single Most Entertaining Inventions of the Future Bible
1	1 Vote	Here Are 2 Incredible Reasons to Hate

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—	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Channels Barbie as She Reveals Sweetener Tour "Saved Her Life" After Scooter Crash in Bali
—	1 Vote	Republicans Have a Role in JOKER: FOLIE a DEUX