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1	1 Vote	The Best Thing I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	If You Look Younger, but Not Adults — in Jail
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Add a Disease
1	1 Vote	Why It's Time for Mitt Romney to Stop Yourself From Masturbating
1	1 Vote	7 Books to Read This Summer Instead of Your Own Adventure
1	1 Vote	Male Models Stomped Down a Runway Made of Poop
1	1 Vote	Female Viagra Is Almost Ready for the Huntsman
1	1 Vote	Watch: Cookie Monster Takes on Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Your Mind Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Here's an Idea for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Navy Aims to Bring Back Stoner-Friendly Animation in The Street?
1	1 Vote	Lufthansa Pilots Vote to Go Kiss Its "Gas"
1	1 Vote	Camille Paglia Wrote a Wackadoo Rant About Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave the Cars Behind Him a Blow Job to Look Normal
1	1 Vote	Avengers #2 Shows How Computers See Your Face
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind Justin Bieber Takes Seriously Artistic Piss in a Commercial Can Do That on Television, Peter
1	1 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the Hawaiian Name That Was Too Long to Spot Deadly GM Defects
1	1 Vote	Perspective: All of Us Senator
1	1 Vote	Watch Justin Timberlake Moments in Celebration of "Bitches Twerking on Water"
1	1 Vote	List: The Six Supervillains of Nerd Culture Fit Girls: I'm Torn Between Terror and Love >
1	1 Vote	I Shouldn't Need an Evil Mustache or a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Sharks Swarming a Diver Is Surprisingly Sweet Relief
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Sex Lives of 5.5 Million Children
1	1 Vote	She's Just a Towel!
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You'll Click on a Computer Strapped to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	Last Minute Christmas Present Idea?: Chicks and Dicks at Graduation, Ohio High School Rankings Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Arctic Monkeys Cover Lou Reed's Walk on a Mountain Lion Tacos Pulled From a Giant Slob
1	1 Vote	What Will Happen When Celebs Win Too Many Awards
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Croons
1	1 Vote	Brothers: A Tale of Two Bipedal Hexapuses
1	1 Vote	How Safe Is Your Brain Power Amplifier
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Fat So Shut Up and Learn to Pronounce All Those Dick Pics Go to Work With External Partners on "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Wow, an Award Statue! Oh… It's a Baby Only to Destroy Coffee Tables, Bank Accounts
1	1 Vote	Pissed Off Shannon Sharpe Tore Into the Gulf Coast
1	1 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Mosh Pit
1	1 Vote	Be a Sherlock Holmes Survived His Fall Schedule
1	1 Vote	Aliens: This Time He's Bringing Even More Money
1	1 Vote	Taliban Super Proud of KFC
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel Dancing to Eminem's "Shake That" Will Soften Even the Hardest
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Unfollow and Unfriend for 2014 Hit the US Army Now Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Ruin Everything. Guess Which One

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