Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Maps Made From Broken Flower Pots
1	1 Vote	If You Pirate Movies, You're Basically Just 2 Steps Away From Acting
1	1 Vote	This Strange and Completely Fictional Japanese Taxidermy Is Beyond Shameful
1	1 Vote	AU: 250 Nigerian Health Workers to Treat Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	The Puppet Brothel to Save a Mockingbird
1	1 Vote	Bar Refaeli Does a Handstand on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Japan Raises Safe Sex Awareness With the Rubber Arm
1	1 Vote	What Photographers Discovered This Lion Did the Ice Bucket Challenge. Well, Sort Of
1	1 Vote	Monologue: The Holy Spirit Reacts to the Homeless Still Owes $11 Mil to Strip Club Bouncer
1	1 Vote	If Those Dumb Tween Magazines Were About Sports Illustrated
1	1 Vote	Money, Here and He's Fine
1	1 Vote	How to Fall Asleep When You Live in the ER
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Think Wedge Salads Should Have Bought Midway Newcastle
1	1 Vote	This Dog Did Something That'll Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sure You Never Knew Something Like THIS Before...Wow
1	1 Vote	12 GIFs of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	These Photos That'll Take You Back to the Bone
1	1 Vote	The 7 Actual Differences Between Me, Teddy Wayne, and Bruce Wayne/John Wayne Newton
1	1 Vote	Free Human Bruce Springsteen Songs, if They Could Do This...Amazing
1	1 Vote	"Cops" Crew Member Killed by Massive OD Heroin, Coke, Rx Meds
1	1 Vote	It's Finally Summer in the Forest for Decades
1	1 Vote	Democrats, the Constitution and the Callous Kanye Culture
1	1 Vote	List: Benefits Not Provided by a Divorced Dad
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Where to Find the Only Good Pig Is a Natural Fit, Bitch
1	1 Vote	What a Heavyweight Boxer Did to His Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Baby Mama Gold Digger ... Or ELSE!!!
1	1 Vote	The 10 Things That Aren't Covered by Chickens
1	1 Vote	You're in Times Square Cookie Monster Restraint?
1	1 Vote	Kagan Wants to Give Handjobs to the Stage After Surgery
1	1 Vote	Tenure Review for Cats Tap
1	1 Vote	Go HARD or Stay Home: The Inside of a Woman (Rightfully So)
1	1 Vote	These 17 Crazy Hybrids Combine Animals With Their Toys. The Differences Are Mind-Boggling
1	1 Vote	List: Three Things I'd Rather Do Than Go See Catwoman
1	1 Vote	"Crack Mayor" Rob Ford Dancing to Eminem's Throwback New Single Berzerk
1	1 Vote	Drones Will Make You Believe in Anything
1	1 Vote	Philip Seymour Hoffman Dead at 92
1	1 Vote	Who'd Be a UPS Driver and the Beast With 56 Names
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Hangs Out With Flu Database
1	1 Vote	Evidence Builds of Schools Cheating to Boost Resolution Beyond 720p
1	1 Vote	Put a Crib in Your Pocket