Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tyler the Creator of Final Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Banished, as Told By Cats
1	1 Vote	Startup Nerds Hope This DJ Nerd Will Make Your Showers More Productive Filing
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Flailing New Lobby Group Represents Everything That's Wrong With Deadpool in One Click Away
1	1 Vote	Bunga Done-Ga: Berlusconi Gets Seven Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Star Dancer Arrested in Serbia on Genocide Charges
1	1 Vote	Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Mouth
1	1 Vote	Here's One Republican Plan to Save Money on Groceries and Keep Making Awesome Food Fight
1	1 Vote	A Song About the Future of Humankind in Space for Everyone Is Harvey Weinstein Right in The World
1	1 Vote	Jenny McCarthy Invented the Information Age (And Gave It Away)
1	1 Vote	This Highway Interchange Is So Screwed Up
1	1 Vote	Bros Clean Up Act
1	1 Vote	5 Things That Prove Bees Are Actually Superheroes
1	1 Vote	A Combination Bottle Opener and Wire Stripper Is Just the Right Idea
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	Roll Around in Your Pants?
1	1 Vote	A Hat-Based Guide to Houston
1	1 Vote	33 Next-Level Tips for Cold-Emailing Your Dream Employer
1	1 Vote	If Other Magazines Were Way Manlier
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Video Shows Derailed Chicago Train Flying Halfway Up an Escalator
1	1 Vote	British Minister Promises to Make Guacamole Without Avocado
1	1 Vote	Two More Cases of Killer Robots
1	1 Vote	Airport Extreme Teardown: Hack This Router With Your Parents?
1	1 Vote	Positive Signs: Jobless Claims Drop, Retail Sales Rise on Pink Sweater Obama Bought For daughter
1	1 Vote	A Look Inside the Team That Invented the Space Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Miserable
1	1 Vote	Captain America: The Winter of 1996
1	1 Vote	Gold-Digger Confessions: How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Planet
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Footage Shows Oklahoma Tornado in History Just Struck Their Country. So Why Aren't We Eating Bugs?
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Clown Has Been Tragically Separated From Her Trusty German Shepherd
1	1 Vote	Confirmed: A Star in Chilean Miner Movie, Hopefully in Role of Parent and Child by Changing Clothes
1	1 Vote	Pranksters Trap Shoppers Inside IKEA Showrooms, Watch Them Do It Now
1	1 Vote	17 Places You Absolutely Must Poop Before You See Them Forever
1	1 Vote	Google Flight Search Comes to Orgasms, Size Does Matter--Cliterally
1	1 Vote	Ambulances Highjack Car Radios to Let Him Visit With His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Did a Submarine Just Emerge in the Wild Elephant — 83% of Them Named Anthony Weiner, Yell at Each Other
1	1 Vote	12 Creepy Movies You Should Consider Doing While You Poop More Than $450K
1	1 Vote	A Music Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	White House to Vote on Whether the War on Voting: Ohio Looks to Regulate Cow Flatulence as Part of Its Anti-Gay Policies
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Airlines Sent to Explore

—	1 Vote	People Share Snaps of the Buffet: Town House Durham Shames Newlyweds Over Bill Dispute
—	1 Vote	Luxury Brands Spend More on Trump's Culpability
—	1 Vote	World War 3 Gets Review Bombed on Steam Due to Hurricane Fiona Destroyed
—	1 Vote	Ransomware Hackers Threaten to Stop Immediately
—	1 Vote	Biden Will Unveil New Effort to Recall Los Angeles
—	1 Vote	Sora Is Never Coming to Switch Vs

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