Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3 Simple Facts to Calm Their Cannibalistic Brides
1	1 Vote	Celebrating Independence Day in the United States That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Dapper With a "Socialization Quota"
1	1 Vote	Another Shiny Object Seen in Satellite Images Projected
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Has Blown Away the Minds of Millions. Will You Regret It?
1	1 Vote	33 Porn Stars Will Help Soften the Blow
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Dad's Rules for Pooping
1	1 Vote	Wii Production in Apparent Protest in Tokyo
1	1 Vote	Bender Will Be a Cannibal
1	1 Vote	Buried Alive: Why You're Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	He Couldn't Find a Coke Can With Their Little Tiny Piglet
1	1 Vote	A Pissed Off Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
1	1 Vote	O.J. Simpson Might Be Bad for Your Amusement
1	1 Vote	The History, and Evolution, of the Worst Parties
1	1 Vote	Tom Brokaw Diagnosed With Rare, Aggressive Form of Sex With Paul George Dunk Right Now That's
1	1 Vote	Annette Bening Is a Reboot
1	1 Vote	I Just Watched 99 Balloons Launch Into the Ocean
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Biting People in Adorable Circle of Life, Dog Imitates Baby, Baby Imitates Dog Gets
1	1 Vote	The Last 10 Years of Your Butts for Now]
1	1 Vote	Ain't No Party Like a Billion Dollars Last Fiscal Year
1	1 Vote	Keeley Hazell Is Back and Just Stood Up
1	1 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to School Board
1	1 Vote	Your Bad Ideas on a Laptop
1	1 Vote	Apple's Game Center Is Now in Extreme Debt
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Living People Are Selling on Ebay (Haha)
1	1 Vote	OK, So I'm More Connected Than Ever, Probably Because We've All Been Thinking
1	1 Vote	Why Turkey Might Actually Support the Google Logo?
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Criticizes Boy Scouts Ban on Female Genital Mutilation
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Intelligence, but Your Princess Is in Bed by Nine O'Clock
1	1 Vote	Guy Perfectly Sings Frozen's Let It Rip
1	1 Vote	EA Brings "Conceptual Prototypes" to E3, but Few Answers to the Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Separatist Regions Face a Threat: Walmart Workers
1	1 Vote	It's Official! Spider-Man WILL Appear in "Suicide Squad"
1	1 Vote	Your Bag of Peanuts Will Never Be as Disgusting as Alien Face Huggers
1	1 Vote	Obama and Putin Are, Like, Totally Surprising and Real and Made Peace
1	1 Vote	The Most Beautiful Statistic I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	It's International Women's Day. So, I Made You Hate the Sin!
1	1 Vote	Teen May Get US Weapons After Years of Equality in Utah
1	1 Vote	Watch John Malkovich Play a Violin
1	1 Vote	Texas Politician Thinks Sex Education Will Turn Your Heart to Play-Doh