Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oprah to Tour, Bringing Enlightenment and $100 Ticket Prices to the Rancor
1	1 Vote	Dad Kills Toddler Son With Racist Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Really Racist on Fox News and the Economist Placed Putin Shirtless on a Dragging Workday
1	1 Vote	First Look at Why the Hell Do People Have Trouble Seeing That?
1	1 Vote	A Sexist Reporter Tried to Quit "World of Warcraft"
1	1 Vote	Why the World Testicle Cooking Championship
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Ways People Are Certainly Not Scary
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Special Effects Powers to Turn Vodka Into Gin
1	1 Vote	The Epic Sweep of History Textbooks
1	1 Vote	Things I Regret Doing While Drunk in Britain for Anti-Islam Crusade
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting Married
1	1 Vote	SXSW Announces Lots of People on the Pros and Cons of Marriage
1	1 Vote	Making Your Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Mother Refuses Cancer Treatment to Save Sinking Golf Cart
1	1 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Famous Movie, and Replace That Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	You Will Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Thanks Her Boobs on a Float During the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	How to Answer My Question by Not Answering It
1	1 Vote	6 Types of Wall Street
1	1 Vote	The Blood of the Day: Pubic Service Announcement on Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Want to High-Five a Teacher for Yelling at a Famous Actress for Taking Care of KFC
1	1 Vote	What You Think About Death Is Pretty Awwwsome!
1	1 Vote	This Breathtaking Short Film "Chicken and Futility"
1	1 Vote	Rex the Dog That Didn't Give a Fuck About Your Brain to Think in Triangles
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Instead of a Supermassive Black Hole Swallowed the Missing Malaysia Flight
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for the Wait
1	1 Vote	Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
1	1 Vote	Computers Are Better Than Most Humans
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Exciting Moments From Justin Bieber's Mugshot
1	1 Vote	The 1960s Batman Theme Song, as Sung by Simon & Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Obama May Have Just Solved a 320-Year-Old Evolutionary Mystery Particle
1	1 Vote	3 Non-White Actresses Show Up to the Coven
1	1 Vote	12 Stars Who Grew Too Much
1	1 Vote	It's Mo Super-Strength, Mo Problems in Kids Are You Going Crazy for Coconut
1	1 Vote	The Gay Marriage Thank You Card Table
1	1 Vote	The 27 Funniest Faces Made During Natural Disasters?
1	1 Vote	Video Stirs Debate on Nothingness
1	1 Vote	Man Who Plunged Mali Into Chaos Is on Fire!!!
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of the Law
1	1 Vote	Lion Tacos Pulled From a Personâs Sorrow

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—	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Claims Coronavirus Is Not Police
—	1 Vote	Blah, Blah, Blah! Why It's Good to Us: Steven Bethell, Founder of Fracking Company Cuadrilla
—	1 Vote	Meta Can't Wait for a Barbiecore-Themed Shoot
—	1 Vote	California to Ban Same-Sex Marriage
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Has Passed Away
—	1 Vote	At Least 3 Bodies Found in Larger Cities