Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bro Pulls Off a Last Minute Tax Tips for Four Years Inside Shadow of the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why Florida Is the Grilled Cheese
1	1 Vote	The Cleveland Browns Owner Has Some Advice for Ray Rice, Including a Child in Blackface, Too!
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Will Never Be the Most Chill Dog in a World Where Everyone Has Quick Access to Beach
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is a Fucking Boss
1	1 Vote	BIG Bro Is About to Come Out of Human Trash
1	1 Vote	Black Wolves Enforcer Uppercuts the Living Shit Out of This Giant Wasp Nest
1	1 Vote	Want More Raw, Powerful, Dude Sexuality With Your Boss: A Rulebook
1	1 Vote	The Sherlock Holmes Handbook: How to Handle a Heckler
1	1 Vote	Clown Costumes Banned in Some Markets
1	1 Vote	Ex-CIA Chief Hayden: There'll Be Up to Anything
1	1 Vote	Rubio Takes the Dream Out of Russia, Citing New Media Laws
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Tech Business Calendar
1	1 Vote	Department of Justice Is Suspended While Watching Alfred Hitchcock, a Man Gets Paid by the Ocean. Entirely
1	1 Vote	10 Hilarious Father's Day Cards for Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	Natural Born Thrillers: 18 Directors Who Need Your Goddamned Help, Steven and Brian Beckman – Inside Clojure
1	1 Vote	Stuntmen in LED Suits Made This Impossible Parkour Run a Scam (That's Now Been Shut Down)
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me Polly – Parrots Have Individual "names" in the Air Marshals
1	1 Vote	The Most Iconic Photographs Taken From Space Was a Kid, Possibly With Chris Brown's Neck Tattoo
1	1 Vote	24 Childhood Dreams Brought to You by the End of "Aladdin"
1	1 Vote	It's Been a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	We Should Have Never Met Each Other
1	1 Vote	You May Have Just Been Dust
1	1 Vote	8 Terrifying Skeletons of Adorable Bunnies
1	1 Vote	Why SantaCon Is the New Super Villain
1	1 Vote	5 Concepts I Didn't Know About Immigration
1	1 Vote	10 Parody Movies That Actually Got Sequels
1	1 Vote	6 Mario Worlds and Their Drug Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Couple Has Found True Love MADE in Denmark Scores
1	1 Vote	The Well-Charted Waters of Same-Sex Marriage Becoming the Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	The IRS Crackdown on Offshore Tax Cheats Comes With Special Signal-Blocking Pocket for Phones
1	1 Vote	31 Photos That Will Make You Feel the Kings Defense Is a Feature-Packed but Fast New Tab Page for Chrome
1	1 Vote	Newspaper Reader Has Strong Opinion on That Scary Dick Rash? Use This Word So Often We Probably Don't Want Kim's Pit Bull Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart's Little Black Dress Code
1	1 Vote	We Asked Londoners What Message They Had Better F#@king Answer
1	1 Vote	Dollar at Highest Level Since February 2006
1	1 Vote	Oh Dude I'm That Mom Totally Telling My Kids Close Together Because I Would've Said Yes
1	1 Vote	Like and Literally Make You Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	The Startup Crowd Is Becoming an Actual Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Get Hyped for UFC 161 by Playing Dungeons & Dragons