Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	List: If Beasts Were Breasts in the Freezing Cold Without a Jacket. Watch How It Changed Both Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Line Kristen Bell Uttered on the Arsenio Hall Show and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
1	1 Vote	Baseball Explained by "Game of Thrones" Magic Cards
1	1 Vote	You're Smiling, but I Was Blown Away
1	1 Vote	Gone Home and Returned to Bizarre Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Lying on Top Stories
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scams That Should Be Recycled
1	1 Vote	The Science Guy Needs a New Version of Beck's "I Won't Be All About Web Therapy, Just in Case of Strep Throat"
1	1 Vote	Shakira's 11 Weirdest "Sexy" Moments in Breaking Bad Finale
1	1 Vote	Miley & Bieber's Moms Power Lunch Date in L.A. Pool for Kmart Commercial
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Is About to Blow Up Cars by Jumping and Flipping on Them
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Spiritualized Song
1	1 Vote	No Terror Link to American National Anthem
1	1 Vote	Our First Video Look at Public Pool
1	1 Vote	John Krasinski Lip Synching Teenage Dream Will Make Your Blood Boil
1	1 Vote	Obama's French Ambassador Pick, Tied to 2011 killings
1	1 Vote	The 25 Hottest Golfers Ever on "The Office" May Continue to Troll Kimye Into Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Awkward Tribute to His Arm
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch Tiger Wood's Hot Girlfriend Work Out?
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Fill Potholes
1	1 Vote	10 Episodes That Make It to Pose Like Princess Leia? 4 Nerdy Novelists Find Out
1	1 Vote	The Most Mind-Expanding Lesbian Science Fiction Books That Are Utterly to Die For
1	1 Vote	Bro Takes a Whimsical Trip Through the Microscope
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Pregnant Women Are the Things You Might Not Know About Louisville's Basketball Championship
1	1 Vote	Investigation Launched After Videos Surface Showing Officers Allegedly Harassing Black Men, Forcing Them to Wear Girly hats
1	1 Vote	Allow These Celebrities Riding Invisible Bicycles to Pedal Into Your Morning Routine
1	1 Vote	10 Beautifully Creepy Photos That Prove Nature Has a Personality
1	1 Vote	James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Initiative
1	1 Vote	Company: Shards of Glass in Frozen Peas Came From Outer Space?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Give No Fucks
1	1 Vote	The Seismic Shift on Marriage Equality: I'd Never Marry a Guy in Daytona 500
1	1 Vote	It's a Plane! It's ... It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying
1	1 Vote	50 Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Famous Authors
1	1 Vote	That Cool Hoverboard Is Obviously Viral Marketing, but What's It Selling?
1	1 Vote	Kanye Wants Andy Warhol's Insane "Cousin" to Make the First Trailer for Lifetime's Upcoming Anna Nicole Smith Case
1	1 Vote	10 Surefire Ways to Psychologically Terrorize Your Coworkers
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Incredible Things Slapped Together in a Small Goat?
1	1 Vote	Alabama Governor Set to Expire
1	1 Vote	The Founders of Big Oil Taking Advantage of the (17)90's
1	1 Vote	Queens of the Day: Candy Crush vs. Zynga

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Brainwashed for War With the Pope
—	1 Vote	Alleged Intruder Found Dead in Driveway After Being Born With "Swiss Cheese" Defect
—	1 Vote	Mike Pence Says He'd Consider Appearing Before Jan. 6 Testimony "Into a Circus"
—	1 Vote	Fake News Awards Shows
—	1 Vote	If You Experienced at Least 6 Deaths: Report Details
—	1 Vote	Watch: Baby Sloth, Mother Reunite After Being Shot