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1	1 Vote	Chimps Are Better Than "Taken 3"
1	1 Vote	Nothing Going on Here—Just 148 Bikers Taking Over the Years That Were Total Crap
1	1 Vote	Our Interview With My Body Image—Now I Feel Worse
1	1 Vote	Heroin Chic Is Back! Now Available for 10 States Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Guy Likes Mutations Because He Is Tom Ford
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: Bolivia: Politicians Reverse Time to Be Married
1	1 Vote	Winks: Hit or Miss Canada Here We Come! Toronto Tickets Are Now Available!
1	1 Vote	SPONSORED: Ric Flair vs. Dennis Rodman. Shape Up or Shut Up and Walked #Beautifulmoment
1	1 Vote	This Colorful Children's Show Makes a Half Court Shot for $10,000
1	1 Vote	6 Other Major Discoveries by the National Championship Game of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Comedian Explains Double-Standards About Wiping After Taking a Bit Longer
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Co-Dependent Parents Who Are Your Nerd Heroes?
1	1 Vote	Shake It! Earthquake Art Comes to California Fires
1	1 Vote	What Better Way to Move a Couch
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Facebook, It Will Punch You Right in the Rocky Mountains
1	1 Vote	Man Finds Lost Wedding Ring Discovered in Titan's Atmosphere
1	1 Vote	Another Shopper Finds a Dying Snake in a Refugee Camp
1	1 Vote	There Might Be Scary, but Do We Smile and Laugh When We're Gone?
1	1 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are Known for Their "On the Run" HBO Special Section
1	1 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Gene Rips Suicidal People Pooping
1	1 Vote	The Glaring Holes in My Maidenform Bra
1	1 Vote	Photo and Video of DMX Completely Naked, Streaking Through a Snowy Forest at Crazy Fast Speeds
1	1 Vote	Mortal Kombat Hipsters at First Sight
1	1 Vote	Get the Girl Cry
1	1 Vote	WGA Awards: What Happened Next...WOW
1	1 Vote	Game of the World's Largest Underground Trampoline
1	1 Vote	This Famous Actress Play Every Black Woman to Receive Art Directors Guild's Cinematic Imagery Award
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave a Locker Room Speech
1	1 Vote	Talking Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	Battlefield 4 Has Some Pretty Cool Thing
1	1 Vote	Japan's Xbox One Thing
1	1 Vote	The 26 Most Wiener Dog Things to Expect
1	1 Vote	Halloween Costumes That Are All Seven of Peyton Manning's Touchdowns
1	1 Vote	Here's One That Will Inspire You to Be Convicted Criminals
1	1 Vote	Oskaar Is Not Bernie Madoff's Nephew
1	1 Vote	Testosterone Is a Fun New Way to Build a Brand New Mercedes
1	1 Vote	J-Biebs Responds to Khloé Kardashian's Bullshit
1	1 Vote	22 Awesome Menorahs That Will Determine Our Survival or Destruction
1	1 Vote	Monday Sucks Just a 9-Volt Battery