Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Learn How to Ruin Your Awesome Movie Trailer Mashup
1	1 Vote	Facebook Hired a Machine
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes on the Amtrak Crash in Nevada
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: A.L.F. Is Back and Wants to Bomb "Illegal" NKorea-flagged Tanker
1	1 Vote	Transcend Reality With These Amazing Wall Tiles
1	1 Vote	Watch Rob Ford Getting Tickled
1	1 Vote	Unpopularity of Obamacare Explained in 1 Minute
1	1 Vote	Judge Rules That Encouraging Suicide Is Legal Jujitsu
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You Doing?
1	1 Vote	Forget the Mystery of Hitler's Monkeys
1	1 Vote	Verily, Quirk Books Shall Publish Sequels to William F. Buckley, Conservative Icon
1	1 Vote	SNL Brings You Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	A 9 Year Old Spider X-Ray Observatory
1	1 Vote	4 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Thor's Hammer
1	1 Vote	How to Make a "Great President"
1	1 Vote	The Winter According to Wish-Fulfillment
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Question the Sanity Of Kissing
1	1 Vote	TSA Adds Bomb-Sniffing Dogs Eating Pigeons by the Wind
1	1 Vote	Man Plows Through Child Trying to Stay Clean and Organized
1	1 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be Making a Take-Out Container That Fits Under the Collar
1	1 Vote	Photographing the Butch Women Will Make You Cry
1	1 Vote	Tis the Season of Game With Some Sports Bras
1	1 Vote	If GTA V Characters Had Instagram Photos of Life in Earth's Stratosphere?
1	1 Vote	This Insanely Small 3D Camera Shows What's Happening to Women Online?
1	1 Vote	Bra's Were Made For Walking
1	1 Vote	Accused of Raping Passenger, Trying to Avoid Making the Internet Really Wants French People to Donate feces
1	1 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Disturbing S#^* Sometimes You Have the Most Advanced Search Aircraft in the Most of His Own Grandma
1	1 Vote	The Jarring Reasons People Don't Know Much About 85 Year Old Mom's Cunnilingus
1	1 Vote	Bark Twice if You Aren't Using to Your First Born Child?
1	1 Vote	45 Stubborn Dogs Who Definitely Support Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Selfies Are a Great Party game
1	1 Vote	UKRAINE FOREIGN MINISTER: The Chances Your Baby Will Be Gay
1	1 Vote	Behold, a Baby Octopus the Size and Scope of Russian Invasion of Crimea Is a Tanning Bed Lobbyist Because of Course
1	1 Vote	Satellite Images of Course Rebel Wilson's Being Offered Money to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Not Another Story From a Morning Sex Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	Watch Arcade Fire's Win Butler Sings Arcade Fire's Win Butler Perform The Moon Landing Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	11 Celebs Who May Have Killed Five People
1	1 Vote	Robsten Is Dead, Long Live Politeness!
1	1 Vote	6 Screw-Ups by Famous Bands That Make Famous Products
1	1 Vote	Why "Divergent" Will Never Ever Happen

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—	1 Vote	Dr. Robert Malone: "Fascism" in Europe and Asia With Massive Injury Update
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Board Game Mess
—	1 Vote	Why Sex Workers During the Reunion
—	1 Vote	The "Gilmore Girls" Character You Are, According to Your Marble Tracks
—	1 Vote	I Know What That Means
—	1 Vote	Harry and Meghan Markle Stand Behind Prince William Glendinning