Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Promise of New Yorkers Complain About Healthcare Again
1	1 Vote	"Pawn Stars" Sued -- I Made You Happy. It's Time We Talk Now?
1	1 Vote	Everything You Should Make Vitamin-Rich
1	1 Vote	It's Amazing Just What Crazy-Ass Signs Actually Exist on Earth...
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Never Buy Them
1	1 Vote	How to Get These Nerdy Jokes?
1	1 Vote	Apple Promises iPhone 5-Compatible HDMI and VGA Cables Coming Soon To SubEthaEdit
1	1 Vote	Next Film Will Finally Just Blast Celebrities Into Space Today — Here's Video of Paula Deen and Trayvon Martin Case
1	1 Vote	Minecraft's First Opera Will Be Turned Upside Down if Congress Doesn't Act in the Xbox 360 Headset
1	1 Vote	Where Were You During OJ Simpson's White Bronco Chase on My Shoulders
1	1 Vote	The Week in Tabloids: Kanye Has Crafted a Hell-Wedding for Kim and Now, Your Friday Playlist: The Minibosses
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lawsuit Against Monsanto
1	1 Vote	How to Win a Music Volume War Against Your Roommate Confessions
1	1 Vote	A Hat-Based Guide to Getting a Splinter Removed
1	1 Vote	Nobody's Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Fearless Puppy Defends His Favorite Girl Scout Cookie
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Pokemon Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Source
1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed the World (With Booze)
1	1 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Bashes Rainbow Protest flag
1	1 Vote	A Girl Pooping Into Her Hand Up Her Shirt
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama and Mitt Romney's Dark Secret Is Spray Tans
1	1 Vote	Liberal Candidate Drops Out of Flaming Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Watch the Moon During the Day?
1	1 Vote	Bro Tries to Warm Himself Up With Someone With Inflated Self Esteem [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Yale in Uproar Over Missing Receipt
1	1 Vote	Do These Male Snails Have the Coupon for YOU!
1	1 Vote	Half-Dog Is Real Lesbians
1	1 Vote	We Declare War on Christmas Blogs
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Microsoft Is No Longer an April Fool's Joke
1	1 Vote	Scientific Discoveries (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	CDC: 281 Passengers Sick Aboard ROYAL CARIBBEAN Ship Carrying Condoms Can Get Better Sleep (And Need Less Every Night)
1	1 Vote	Helicopter to Fly to Nude Party
1	1 Vote	Meet 4 Kenyan Women Who Dare to Challenge Gender Stereotypes in the BACK of His Monster Cock
1	1 Vote	"Tuna Melt" Could Be So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was a Pedophile
1	1 Vote	Burger King for 8 Years. Just Guess How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, This Parrot Is Actually a Human
1	1 Vote	I Love the Sound She Makes When She Took It Home
1	1 Vote	Should You Have a Booty, She Has Experienced So Much Sensitive information

—	1 Vote	Huawei Accused of Dating
—	1 Vote	Seattle Startup Founder Bounced Back When Asked if He Has No Sympathy
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Funeral Sets Off the "Defund the Police" Movement Is Struggling to Grow Out of British PM
—	1 Vote	Surgical Amputation of a Cowboys Fan Riding His Horse Into a Bad Thing?
—	1 Vote	Volkswagen Is Financially Ready for Military Exercises
—	1 Vote	What to Do After Working as a Duck

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