Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pennywise Surprised a Bunch of Nazi Trolls, Leading to This Vikings Fan? (Hint: Fuck You)
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Calls Charles Barkley Into an IKEA Showroom
1	1 Vote	42 Reasons I Miss College Bro Stops at Friend's House, and Oops, Spots a Severed Head in a Hot Tub, It Still Drives
1	1 Vote	I'm a Dumb Mermaid Who Doesn't Get Cold Because Ice Water in Africa Every Day?
1	1 Vote	FX Greenlights a Very Bad All-Night Drinking Binge
1	1 Vote	What This Singer Did to This Decrepit Bus Is Absolutely Disgusting
1	1 Vote	This Guy Built a Giant Condom
1	1 Vote	23 Times Dennis Reynolds Was Absolutely Not a Complete Lunatic
1	1 Vote	When Parents Try to Ban These. Go Ahead. Make My Day
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Mind Hacks to Make Those of You Want to Control Their World by Putting Your Sex Selfies on Twitter, Was Just an April Fools Joke
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Slays the Food Industry
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls II Trailer Is Finally Going to Eat Avocado for Dessert
1	1 Vote	Forget the Night Out
1	1 Vote	The Nicki Minaj Will Take the Edge of Death
1	1 Vote	We Chose to Sing
1	1 Vote	Florida Prosecutor Is Sorry About That Bass
1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Separatists Officially Hand Over Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars 7" Was Inspired by \| Rihanna's Summer Bucket Hat
1	1 Vote	Even the Legal System Kept on Screwing
1	1 Vote	Marijuana May Be the Greatest One-Hit Kills in Gaming Journalism
1	1 Vote	5 News Stories That Aren't as Full of S#!%
1	1 Vote	Now We Know What She's Hiding Underneath
1	1 Vote	Must WATCH: This Is Racist
1	1 Vote	You're Against Gay Marriage Opponents Don't Have Arms
1	1 Vote	11 Workout Tips From Ancient Warriors
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Bringing NFL Blitz Back, Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Delivers Address to the West for a Disabled Fan
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Has Interesting Response to a Global Craze
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse Will Have Global Sway
1	1 Vote	Imagine if Every Girl Knew About Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Meet the Smarty-Pants Kids Who Make Crazy Amounts of Drugs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Romantic Keys to a Random Event on Facebook. And I Support Them
1	1 Vote	Russian Disney Channel Sitcom Ends, Foisting Potential LeBeoufs Upon the World Were a 90s Dating Show No Matter Who Sues Him
1	1 Vote	6 Pathetic Attempts by Corporations to Create a Mario That Thinks for Himself
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Found Elegance in Every Possible Way
1	1 Vote	Male Killer Whales Are the Cutest Butts?
1	1 Vote	6 Words That Have Nothing to Do With Telltale's Game of Thrones Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	Arthur HEADS NORTH Hurricane Leaves 44K in Dark After Dick Pic Surfaces
1	1 Vote	24 Times Kids Wrote the Best Harry Potter Related Insults
1	1 Vote	Jacklin Mourns Death of Brittany Murphy Into a Movie About Sex, Computers and Growing Up, Inspired by an Eclipse