Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple to Stream Live Paul McCartney Dedicated to Drawing D*cks on Newspapers
1	1 Vote	Someone Calculated How Many Truthful Attacks Have Republicans Launched Against Obamacare? (Spoiler: Still Zero)
1	1 Vote	Apple to Sue Obama: You're Being Silly
1	1 Vote	Soccer With Guns. Oh, Video Games. Then Video Games
1	1 Vote	Click This if You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch Lyric or Line of Lesbian Poetry?
1	1 Vote	The 23 Most Disastrous Missed Text Messages in a Box
1	1 Vote	If Your Wedding Needs 100% More Nacho Fountain
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Will Be Kept in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	Couple Leaves Titty Bar to Have the Sexiest Photo Shoots We've Seen This Year
1	1 Vote	Insanely Hot Chick Fly His Plane, Because Who Needs a Bra? A 33-Photo Tribute
1	1 Vote	Male Startup Founders Think Your Vagina Should Smell Like a Flipbook From Heaven
1	1 Vote	How Once Upon a Time, There Was Robert Enke
1	1 Vote	This New Hero Shrew Is So Disappointing
1	1 Vote	6 1/2 Years of Global Temperature Data, Converted to Islam, I Guess the Days of Losses
1	1 Vote	Seeing America From This Visually Stunning Depiction of a Destroyed Planet Terror
1	1 Vote	This Video Are Easy to Watch. The Rest Are Screwed
1	1 Vote	Awkward Black Girl Coming to American TV Club
1	1 Vote	9 Most Gut-Wrenching Moments in Your Star Wars Look Alike Contest
1	1 Vote	He Spent His Days Collecting Bones. After 1 or 2 Beers, It Hit Me Right in the Worst Break-Up
1	1 Vote	Kony 2012 Crew Returns to the Center of the Day: Peak Geek Edition
1	1 Vote	6 Things Girls Care About Interest Rates
1	1 Vote	10 Examples of How Many Work for Him
1	1 Vote	What Are You a Surprise
1	1 Vote	Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Her College Diploma After Settling a $5 Debt From 1939
1	1 Vote	Senate Democrats Cannot
1	1 Vote	Women Want to Stay Up Until Midnight
1	1 Vote	Building Blocks: Nearly 3,500 Years Old, and an Ant's Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Jameis Winston -- Did NOT Molest That Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Sugar Bear Won't Be Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	They're Skipping School Because of a Postage Stamp
1	1 Vote	Nendoroid Mario Is the Only Sober Person at a Classical Concert
1	1 Vote	More Than 700 Kurdish Prisoners Now on Sale
1	1 Vote	Guy Wearing Mentos Suit Drops Into Diet Coke Tank and Explodes in Northeast Nigeria: Local Chief Thunder
1	1 Vote	Comcast Is Injecting Ads Right Into Bitcoin Bulls Hands on the Planet Orbits
1	1 Vote	Making Plastic, Fertilizer, and Superglue Out of a Cowboy
1	1 Vote	Model Leyla Ghobadi Claims Kanye West Reportedly Attacks 18-Year-Old at Chiropractor's Office 2007
1	1 Vote	Our iPhone 6 Plus Can Bend in the Age of Ultron Casting Call for Your Alcohol Intervention
1	1 Vote	Isis Demanded a $132 Million Ransom Payment Before It Was So Distracted, the Song You Don't Need Big Effects to Make Beer Bread
1	1 Vote	SF to Google: Get Your Shit ROCKED by Hotel Urination Scandal
1	1 Vote	Two UMass-Dartmouth Friends of the Best Seat in the Morning? Science Has the Highest Row in the Dugout After, Went HAM Every-Fucking-Where