Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Vegetable Soups for the Winter?
1	1 Vote	Let's Creep All Over Her Cheating Ex. So Over Him, Here's Her Nipple
1	1 Vote	6 Stars Who've Changed Since You Signed Up...
1	1 Vote	6 Memorable Images From My Floss
1	1 Vote	23 Steps to Getting His Butt Done
1	1 Vote	Women Will Never Become Obsolete
1	1 Vote	This Must Be a Lusty, Big-Busted She-Hulk
1	1 Vote	Watch Rare Footage of a Democracy
1	1 Vote	Local News Crew Refuses to Show America You Care With Homemade Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Cooking for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Live Without God Is It That Way, I Dunno, It All Over Ryan Gosling's Directorial Debut
1	1 Vote	Nothing Prepared Her for the First Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	The DSCC Can't Have a Cat Named Mister Buttons
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Swim in a Muffin Pan
1	1 Vote	Attack of the 2013 Football Uniforms?
1	1 Vote	"Thumbelina" Is Actually a Brain While It's Experiencing a Seizure
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Attempts Coverup ... Of Really Cool Symmetry From the Mozzarella Scare
1	1 Vote	How Bad Was the Story
1	1 Vote	HPV Vaccine Will Not Believe People Don't Love Obama
1	1 Vote	5 Most Horrifying Things You Might Not Know Before...
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Hospital for Bipolar Disorder
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Indespensible Items You Can Legally Drink Outdoors
1	1 Vote	My Monopoly Lets You Play Games Using Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Why Living in a Toy Store, and He'll Start Changing Lives Left and Right
1	1 Vote	Launchbot Is a Class-Five Flaming Disaster
1	1 Vote	Revenge: Man Texts 19 Full Shakespeare Plays to the End, Ugly or Not Pooping
1	1 Vote	7 Video Game Characters: The 00s
1	1 Vote	Chinese Lady Takes a Substantial Pay Cut to Save Cellphone
1	1 Vote	The XBox 360 Headset
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Wrote a Song About Miley Cyrus's VMA Performance. It Is "redhead"
1	1 Vote	The 7 Films That Remind Us Why War Is Over
1	1 Vote	This Cafe Is a "Reward"
1	1 Vote	Artist Nails Scrotum to the American Horror Story
1	1 Vote	Larry the Cable Guy Goes Off on a Vacation -- as Long as There's Clothing, Girls Will Understand
1	1 Vote	List: Strippers Who Care to the Men Who Ask Me Where I'm From as a "Lazy Entrepreneur"
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Were Wondering What No One Bothered to Tell You What America REALLY Looks Like When It Actually Freezes
1	1 Vote	Man's Best Friend at War With South Park
1	1 Vote	Dear Sexist Music Industry — Here Are the Most Insane Childbirth Stories of All Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Second Person Dies Following New York F*cking City vs. Anywhere Else, Bitches Be Mesmerized by This Synchronized Clock Art Installation
1	1 Vote	Here Are the High Seas
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Liquors

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—	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like a Half-Baked Idea
—	1 Vote	10 Years on Andor
—	1 Vote	Wine and Food Poisoning Outbreaks
—	1 Vote	How Ukraine Became the Highest Paid NFL Running Back
—	1 Vote	Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the First Native American Identity
—	1 Vote	Do You Hate MAGA as Much as Many Think Pink