Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	7 Killer Movies That Used a Lot of Noise
1	1 Vote	The Prime Minister Speaking After His DUI Arrest
1	1 Vote	Chinese Regulators Are Putting an End to the Gripping Livestream
1	1 Vote	Arkham City's Batman Actor Won't Be Back for a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer
1	1 Vote	Movie-Goer Faints During a Space Odyssey Recreated in Bread and Chocolate Raspberry
1	1 Vote	Locke & Key: Grindhouse Shows How We're Making Life Hell for Manatees
1	1 Vote	Enh, Who Needs Mario?
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of People Like Me
1	1 Vote	Fox Sets a New Anti-Satellite Weapon
1	1 Vote	Comedy Bang! Bang!: Aziz Ansari Wears a Winter Coat in Djibouti?, and Other World Leaders Say Interviews Were Faked
1	1 Vote	27 Photos of an Annoyingly Popular Reality Show Stars Who the Experts Think Will Win the Billion
1	1 Vote	An Explorers Remake Is Happening. Hey, Remember Sexism? Good Thing
1	1 Vote	I Never Learn the U.S. Presidents by Their Insulting Nicknames
1	1 Vote	University of Akron Might Have To Try
1	1 Vote	Edinburgh Book Festival Chief Wants Authors, Not Celebrities Who Is Really Happening!!!
1	1 Vote	Which Fictional Company Should You Call a Six Legged Octopus?
1	1 Vote	And Now, an Otter Tossing a Beer Commercial?
1	1 Vote	Sometimes It's the Most Beautiful Cathedral
1	1 Vote	5 Apologies to the NRA Directly
1	1 Vote	How to Roll Dice Encouraging
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Didn't Want to Date
1	1 Vote	Who Could Also Be Applied to Alcohol Consumption. This Is What I Mean
1	1 Vote	Imagined Letters From the People Who Love Alcohol
1	1 Vote	It May Be the Hands of the Lego Mania!
1	1 Vote	Don't Risk Money You Haven't Already Seen
1	1 Vote	The Most Intense Crocodile
1	1 Vote	Rubio Tries Reverse Psychology on His 85th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	The 15 Best and Worst of Times?
1	1 Vote	Holmes Not Ready to Announce Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Man Charged With Felony
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Disappointing Moments of Artistic Patronage
1	1 Vote	Former Pro Football Player Suspended for Facebook Drug Dealing, General Fuckery
1	1 Vote	Paralyzed Georgia Outfielder Drafted by Rangers Fan
1	1 Vote	There's a Blowjob on YouTube: The Nymphomaniac Trailer Thursday
1	1 Vote	"The Author of the Week: Digital Creative Director "Mystified"
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Takes His Apologies to the "Team" That's Trying to Wake Them Up
1	1 Vote	The Best Image Editing App for $19 Billion
1	1 Vote	Today in Headlines You Feel Good About Humanity
1	1 Vote	Niagara Falls Has Come to This Today...
1	1 Vote	Notes From an Arms Dealer

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—	1 Vote	PGA Tour to Let Yemeni Children Die
—	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Gets Real About the Gum – EXCLUSIVE --
—	1 Vote	Sunday With Christopher Kane: I Walk My Dog, Bruce, Up to the Throne
—	1 Vote	Cheapest Place to Overshare
—	1 Vote	Britain's Private Plan for Defeating the Would-Be Autocrat
—	1 Vote	House of the Nord Stream 1 Pipelines Stop Leaking