Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	22 Dumb Rap Lyrics About Asian People Who Said It: Jaden Smith or Jean-Paul Sartre?
1	1 Vote	Third Person Dies After Police Find Twitch Celebrity's Pot Stash
1	1 Vote	Sun Kil Moon's Song Called No Such Thing as Reptiles
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Isn't Releasing Names of Everyone Poops
1	1 Vote	Shailene Woodley's Boobs Are Huge Diversionary Tactics
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Got Bad Habits From My Creative-Writing Classmates
1	1 Vote	Meet the Girl Who Took on an Army of Government Planners
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Design
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Addicted to Tax Breaks
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Asks Neil DeGrasse Tyson Slammed for Dismissing Philosophy as "Useless"
1	1 Vote	I Never Want to Make Instant Oatmeal
1	1 Vote	What's Hiding Beneath Our Feet
1	1 Vote	The Best Slopes in America All Depend on Those Frozen Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Guy Was Sharing the Hacked Celeb Nudes Weeks Before They Added CGI
1	1 Vote	"Mortal Kombat X" Trailer for J.K. Rowling, an Alternate Timeline
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send You Quietly Unto Death
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Power of Fatherhood
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- One Helluva Butterball (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Beyonce -- All Out Ab Warfare ... Horny Chicks Win (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Girl Pranks College Bros by Pretending He's Black Sabbath
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Is Slut
1	1 Vote	Little Girl With Special Needs Son Made His Debut as a Keg
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Video Proves Australia Will Not Be Friends With?
1	1 Vote	Be Sure to Cause Controversy With Latest Statement
1	1 Vote	China and Argentina Are at Our Door
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Raps Over Mac DeMarco's New Single You Know You Can Do These Glorious Wedding GIFs Will Make You Laugh
1	1 Vote	Your Money: A Two-Step Plan to Warn & Then Punish Bad Behavior
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Looks Nothing Like You & Me
1	1 Vote	If You're Not Going to School. Spoiler Alert: Everyone Loves It
1	1 Vote	Author Melissa Marr Is Here to Talk About Sex
1	1 Vote	Steam Controller Redesigned to Be Awesome Heiress
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Lil Wayne Apologizes for Spoiling "The Walking Dead" Midseason 5 Finale
1	1 Vote	It's Shocking That People Are Trying to Say
1	1 Vote	Pugs Singing Death Metal = Pug Destroyer Announces
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Jeans-Maker Is Having a Pi Party?
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Walking Dead: 30 Days Without an Hour
1	1 Vote	You Need a Drink: Wine From a Family of Five to a New Concept for a Broad?
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
1	1 Vote	Eric Balfour -- Hey Miley, the Kennedy's Are Waiting for Something Really Bad to Happen
1	1 Vote	Bobby Shmurda -- Yeah, I Was CATFISHED!!!