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1	1 Vote	Russian STOCKS Are Making These Women Smarter
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1	1 Vote	An Awkward but Honest Love Letter Went Viral
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1	1 Vote	Apple Working to Deploy Laser Weapon This Summer Syllabus
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1	1 Vote	32 Photos That Prove Skittles Social-Media Team Inhaled the Rainbow
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1	1 Vote	Thai Government Declares State of Intolerance: Gays and Women Winning the Culture War?

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