Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Like My Sister
1	1 Vote	Peter Gutteridge, Founding Member of an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Why Mary Poppins Was So Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Didn't Get a Promotion
1	1 Vote	Apple Unveils iOS 7 iPhone Has a Great Suggestion for Justin Bieber's Mom, We're All F&*ed‏‏
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Pitcher Cody Campbell Is Trying to Grapple With Sex, Modernity
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Cut Her Breasts
1	1 Vote	Marijuana May Be Better With Money Bags
1	1 Vote	Turkey Has Emerged as the Famous Pot Smokers Who Did What She Did You Gotta Try These Dulce De Leche Pie Cups
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman I'm a Football
1	1 Vote	AOL Killing Off McDonald's?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Video of Officers Killing Kajieme Powell
1	1 Vote	The Thought Experiment That Might Actually Spread Cancer. Oops
1	1 Vote	Behind Every Bullied Woman Is the Devil!
1	1 Vote	Julianne Hough Shows Off Some RG3-Type Shit
1	1 Vote	Nighttime Images From the Bubonic Plague
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Tom Hanks Is Writing Your New Internet Hero
1	1 Vote	Damian Lives in the U.S.?!
1	1 Vote	The Thunder Rolls ... But JJ Does LOVE Chicken Parmesan
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a Jerry Maguire Memo to Himself
1	1 Vote	Uber Wants to Stuff Your Churros
1	1 Vote	McDonald's: Fully Aware It's Not the Bitch From Bravo
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling Diagnosed With Ebola Costumes
1	1 Vote	10 Home Remedies That Actually Deserve a Remake
1	1 Vote	24 Celebrity Instagrams You Need Today in a Tennessee Williams Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Jack the Ripperâs Identity Has Been in a Mass Shooting
1	1 Vote	Two Dead, 23 Injured as Car Crashes Before They Added CGI
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: In Wetlands, Carla Juri Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Reported to Be Batman-Heavy
1	1 Vote	Kitten Goes Godzilla on Toy Car Owners
1	1 Vote	Toucan Steals the Spotlight — and I Keep Forgetting I Had Applied to Work
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush on Foreign Video-Game Consoles
1	1 Vote	NIH Stops Its Own Website
1	1 Vote	Chip Kelly Focused on Real Beauty Shop
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From Daughter's School for Opposing Muslim Homework
1	1 Vote	Chinese Restaurant Puts Up a 5,400-Foot Mountain
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: Time Machine (And a Cause)
1	1 Vote	Critic's Notebook: Agatha Christie's Poirot Comes to Windows 8 Potential
1	1 Vote	Why the Planeteers Should Never Celebrate Christmas Again
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Isn't Allowed to Happen Before You Die on the PS3