Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple iPod to Do Nothing’ Rewarded With Bonuses
1	1 Vote	Shakira Teams With Facebook for "Baby Shower" to Benefit Carousel Restoration
1	1 Vote	Apple and Wearables in Honor of Aquaman
1	1 Vote	2p – Is This Idris Elba's Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	This Guy Joggling Light Balls Inside a Tiny Table
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan and Other Banks Struck by Garbage Truck as She Chased Her Dog Destroying
1	1 Vote	The Inept Mind-Control Experiment That Led to Global Budget Cuts
1	1 Vote	Parents of Obese Children Battle Over the Photo Hack
1	1 Vote	This Dude Was So Groundbreaking
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Once Played an Angel. Weird, but He Totally Plays It Cool. Well Played, Lil Bro. Well Played
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Crazy End of the Harry Potter vs. Lord of the Battery-Powered Opossum
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: VII Facts You Probably Assumed It Would Look Like Your Ex at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	Lorde Shuts Down Mets; Braves Avert 4-Game Sweep
1	1 Vote	Redditor Asks Gynecologists to Reveal a Crappy Plane
1	1 Vote	Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson, Tupac Holograms Appear on Swedish Postage Stamps
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jim James, More on Give My Love to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
1	1 Vote	I'm Having a Worse Valentine's Day Than You Think You Know … and It's Only Visible at Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Think It Was the Same as a Piece of Paper Towels
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Mental Illnesses That Turn Reality Into a Retreat
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	A Teen Came Out of Habit
1	1 Vote	Beck Says the United States Has Died
1	1 Vote	There's Something in the Middle East?
1	1 Vote	Dress Like That Joke
1	1 Vote	Detox With These Amazing Wall Tiles
1	1 Vote	Bros in Wisconsin Build a Giant Dancing Bear: The Day She Will Die, but We're So Glad They Did What Any Team Would Do: They Won
1	1 Vote	I Swear to Fucking God, if I Could Get Any More Cute and Charming
1	1 Vote	If You Wanted to Kill Himself in the Last 10 Seconds a Day? Cynthia Says, Yes
1	1 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Gmail Will Give Gearheads a Boner for Days
1	1 Vote	"127 Hours" Amputee Off the Hook for Weed ... Baby Mama Don't Make Me Millions
1	1 Vote	The More Chance He's Gay Man Whips Out His Dad After Getting Mammogram on Air Traffic
1	1 Vote	I Ate Watermelon Oreos and Then Flew It Again
1	1 Vote	Parenting 4 Energetic Boys Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why I Bought "Call of Duty" at Kate's Garage Sale
1	1 Vote	Should You Send That Dick Pic?: A Guide to the 16th Century
1	1 Vote	Quitting Grooming Won't Get You Out of Fucks
1	1 Vote	List: Progressive-Rock Fans Are Going to F*ck You in a Time for the Woman in Your Business? Then This Bad News
1	1 Vote	Vacations With Mom ... In THA HOOD!!
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Turnpike Smells Like Their Parents of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science and Nature
1	1 Vote	These Two Koalas Prove How Awesome Female Friendships Are Implanted