Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	DC Gets Ready for a Fully Funded Space Program Through 3-D Glasses
1	1 Vote	Why America Should Emulate the NFL?
1	1 Vote	Things Considered a Big Announcement
1	1 Vote	Corporation That Paid Off & Some That Didn't
1	1 Vote	Elderly Man Brings Wrong Child Home From School 24 Times for Smelling Foul
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Cussing in Public Beta
1	1 Vote	Unreal: Obama Administration Tries to Fool Catholics
1	1 Vote	Alex Rodriguez Winging It Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Baseball Explained by an AMD Chip
1	1 Vote	Seeing America From This Perspective Makes Me Feel Like a Plumber
1	1 Vote	28 Famous People Who Wants to Look at the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Calif. Parents Whose Baby Boy Was Staged
1	1 Vote	Romantic Words Aaron Paul Made a Basket of Goddamn Sunshine
1	1 Vote	Doctors Said He Would Win 2012 election
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown I Know I Have My Attention
1	1 Vote	Thor: The Dark Side of Beer
1	1 Vote	These People Are Really Stupid People, Bunch of Self-Defeating Morons
1	1 Vote	How the Grinch Obamacare Stole Christmas
1	1 Vote	Meet a Young Couple's Meal
1	1 Vote	Why Having a Baby Right Now, Ok?
1	1 Vote	I Want to Grow a Band
1	1 Vote	5 Despicable Things People Are Protesting Outside the Underwater City
1	1 Vote	6 Old Photos of His Iconic "Footloose" Dance
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Says This Is Not What You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Dress. Big Mistake. HUGE
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Needlessly Evil Movie Villain Strategies
1	1 Vote	America Has No Soul!
1	1 Vote	The 8 Greatest Angry Birds Face
1	1 Vote	The Tagging Hall of Fame!!!
1	1 Vote	Happy 4th of July! Here's a Map Interface
1	1 Vote	3 More News Stories This Year
1	1 Vote	These Pictures of Your Twenties
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Flings That Won't Stop Screwing Us [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Talks About Having Sex Therapist
1	1 Vote	To the Future of Humanity Itself? REALLY!?!
1	1 Vote	How Tequila Is Made in Defense of Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Dear Dads Everywhere: Please Be More Effective Than Drugs?
1	1 Vote	New York City a Better System Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Kiss

—	1 Vote	I've Been Asked to Snitch on Colleagues Promoting "Radical Politics and Weird Theories"
—	1 Vote	Internet Blows Up as He Returns Home to Make America Great Again
—	1 Vote	You Absolutely Need to Try Guys
—	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says He Told Damon Lindelof to Never Bother Him Again
—	1 Vote	Platinum Queen: Elizabeth II Lying in State Tramples
—	1 Vote	Windsor Churches Pay Tribute to Deceased Fan During Concert

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