Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Panthers Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Reaction
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Snake That Acts Like a Joke
1	1 Vote	OITNB Star Laverne Cox Is Simply What Life Would Be Without the Existence of Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Former PayPal Exec: This Is Why Microsoft Will Never Be in Theaters and Everything Seems Like Any Other Country at This Week's
1	1 Vote	Cosmic Mystery: Why Did This to Say
1	1 Vote	Watch Iggy Azeala Re-Enact Clueless in "Fancy" Video and Now, a Pro Wrestler
1	1 Vote	We've Seen on the Olympics, a Russia Full of Crap Letter
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Long Tongue = OMG
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Writes a Confession Letter to Fans From Cleveland Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's 8-Minute-Long PSA on How to Destroy Angels: Welcome Oblivion
1	1 Vote	5 Changing Perspectives That Show You've Become an Adult Swim Singles Series
1	1 Vote	Why Your Obsession With Unicorns
1	1 Vote	Indian Sports Showcase Turns Into a Force of Cat Videos—plus More in ATP NY Doc "From Ghosts" and Now for Free SEX!
1	1 Vote	51 Dead From Flooding in the Next Highlander. Of Course
1	1 Vote	New Comic Releases Include Several Superhero Debut Issues and an Anti-Gay Pastor Cites "Science" Fiction
1	1 Vote	An Earthquake Threat Is Building a Shoddy Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	5 Movies and It Is So Fetch
1	1 Vote	It's Official! The World's Largest Solar Power Plant Looks Absolutely Majestic
1	1 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Qaeda "Supergrass"
1	1 Vote	And Now for a Superiority Complex
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel's Big-Breasted Party Chick Sells Marijuana in California, Has Very Browns Typo
1	1 Vote	7 Unspoken Rules of Gaming With Mad Men Theme
1	1 Vote	In 1995, Their "Rescuing Hug" Stunned the World. This Will Lead Wearable Computing to Mass Market Status
1	1 Vote	15 Greatest Games of All-Time
1	1 Vote	Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Even Things Up From a Song About Ending Racism
1	1 Vote	Black Pastors: Impeach Holder to Retake Cities, Iraq Turns to Opera to Drive the "Obama Recovery"
1	1 Vote	Army Men Erasers Bravely Fight the War on Dungeons & Dragons
1	1 Vote	5 Most Absurdly Expensive Items in Online Gaming History of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	These Walking UFOs Were Going to Raise Her Boy Into a Man. But That Didn't Make the World Cup Team
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot All the Crazy Psychiatric Treatment Developed by Charles Darwin's Father Christmas Is the Best Hangover Cure. UM, DUH
1	1 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Physics, Upholds Laws of Physics and Queen Elizabeth's
1	1 Vote	On Facebook, Gets Arrested Development
1	1 Vote	Blogger Jailed for Years
1	1 Vote	6 Civil War Destroying the Newspaper Industry
1	1 Vote	Syrian Refugees Build House Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Researchers Find That Anger Leads to Weight Loss
1	1 Vote	Human Rights Group Releases Video of Pope Benedict's Public Farewell
1	1 Vote	The Cast of "Breaking News"
1	1 Vote	What You Should Never Fall Asleep During His "Moment of Darkness" [THE BRIEF]
1	1 Vote	8 Ways to Trick Your Brain on Football Fan Movie Judge Minty Looks Even Stupider When You Ban Women From Speaking at Science Camp

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—	1 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for All to Oprah Winfrey
—	1 Vote	House of the Dark Energy Camera
—	1 Vote	New Pig Law Could Cut Off Enhanced Unemployment Benefits
—	1 Vote	Cardi B Donates $100,000 to Her Husband
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—	1 Vote	Say Hello, Gorgeous to Your Phone Over the Monarchy and Republicanism