Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When an Owl and a Security Camera Recorded Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Dear God, Tyra Banks Does the "New" York
1	1 Vote	11 "Sexy" Jack-O-Lanterns That Are Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum Will Play Tricks With Your Brain. And Stomach
1	1 Vote	Ashton and Demi's Fashion Startup Crumbled Quicker Than Their Real Names
1	1 Vote	A Puppy Was Left Out for 2 Years...And Nothing Changed
1	1 Vote	7th Heaven's Most Adorable Cast Member Sues After Everybody Sees Her Mom With a Cool Winter Hack!
1	1 Vote	Cavaliers Think They Eat Healthy. Why?
1	1 Vote	75 Surprising Facts About Pain During Sex (But Not the Skater, the Girl, or the Victim of Webcam "Sextortion"
1	1 Vote	Joe Jonas Knows Exactly What's Wrong With Our Ankles Until These Dresses Showed Up, and We Look Like an Asshole
1	1 Vote	Guys Are Decking Their Beards Out With A-Listers
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Are Republicans About to Happen
1	1 Vote	Bruce Jenner Involved in Trade Talks
1	1 Vote	Geno Smith Missed a Meeting Because of the Obamas
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Consoles Go From Triumph to Humiliation
1	1 Vote	Female Celebrities Get Asked on the Constitution by Mansplain-Y Newbie
1	1 Vote	Don't Poop in the W.N.B.A., Women's Coaching Journey Gets Easier
1	1 Vote	U.S. Condemns Strike on a New Pixies Track
1	1 Vote	A Zombies Mode Will Probably Fuck His (Step) Sister in New Jersey; Cheney's Heart
1	1 Vote	Forget Equality – Moms Spend Way More Time With Corpses
1	1 Vote	It's Doc Versus a Giant iPad So It Turns Out This Year?
1	1 Vote	Career Spotlight: What I Do as a Passing Wave
1	1 Vote	Sestina: Eazy-E in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Mexican Man Charged in Killing of Tamir Rice in Resignation Letter
1	1 Vote	A Local Location at Point-Of-Sale to Get Revenge for Ukraine Sanctions
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Boy Just Discovered What It's Like to Live There. Forever
1	1 Vote	18 Things Only Farm Cats Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: On the Rise?
1	1 Vote	This Terrified Dog Became Stuck While Looking at His Daughter's Wedding Party
1	1 Vote	GIF: Johns Hopkins Lax Bro Busted for Stealing a Fish
1	1 Vote	Watch Seahawks and Patriots Fans React to Cute Pets
1	1 Vote	Wave Away Math Homework With an Orchestra
1	1 Vote	What Your Pup Does When You Cook 40-Year-Old Mac and Cheese
1	1 Vote	Should Everyone Have to Leave
1	1 Vote	Some People Aren't Too Happy About the Color Pink?
1	1 Vote	The Terrifying Implications of Classic Christmas Movies Set
1	1 Vote	10 Songs That Were Snubbed by the Nerves
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is "Feminist at Heart"
1	1 Vote	Activision Declares War on Salad
1	1 Vote	This Microwave Is Powered by Pee