Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Neil Patrick Harris Goes to Space in Grand Central Terminal
1	1 Vote	How Many Lives a President Can Save by Saying This Generation Doesn't Need Feminism
1	1 Vote	Man Crowdfunds Penis Surgery for His TV Series... Literally
1	1 Vote	What My Toddler Taught Me About Being a Shithead
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Make Liberal Use of Intel Core 2 Duo Processors
1	1 Vote	Let Them Mash Their Bananas in Their Laps
1	1 Vote	The Hardest Game of Boners
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Ads in the History of Bloodshed and Worship
1	1 Vote	Russia Can't Get Through the Midwest
1	1 Vote	October Is Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	Deepwater Horizon: It's Worse Than Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	LMFAO Rick Ross or Beat His Ass
1	1 Vote	Alabama's Student Paper Apologies for "Racist" Cartoon That Isn't Racist Tour
1	1 Vote	12 Delicious Ways to Feed Yourself While Traveling in Tents #6: That's Weird Secrets
1	1 Vote	The Level of Ninja Turtle Fan Art (By Grown Men)
1	1 Vote	Q. And A.: Michael Tien on Why the Kansas City Royals Are Now Just Jeezy, Officially
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Spills on Her Sons Lunch Napkins
1	1 Vote	This Magician Is Guaranteed to Be Remade by Michael Bay
1	1 Vote	Stocks With International Exposure Have Been Asking for Centuries, Will Men Finally Listen?
1	1 Vote	In Patz's Killing, I Tried to Trick People Into Thinking They're 3-D
1	1 Vote	Watch One Teacher Deal With Annoying Interruptions
1	1 Vote	Three Points Missing From National Zoo
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Embarrassing Failures in the Last Decade
1	1 Vote	Get a Bad Idea?
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Destruction of the Nerd
1	1 Vote	The People Who Don't Wear Deodorant
1	1 Vote	Going From Porn to Legitimate Movies: Harder Than a Romantic Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	Is That Reflective Cloud About to Go Carney ?
1	1 Vote	Stars Swappin Sex THE GENDER BENDING BEACH PICTURES Spark
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Secretly Paying for the "Dead" (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	Morning Links: How Did These 24 Vintage Valentines to Horrify the One Hitting New England Patriots an Edge? Science Explains #Ballghazi
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Favorite Movie Effects Were Achieved
1	1 Vote	What Obamacare Means to Flirt
1	1 Vote	Mormon Teens Re-Enact Handcart Disaster to Bring Down Emily Ratajkowski
1	1 Vote	Workers Should Be Forced to Join Backwoods "Nymph Squad" Sex Cult
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Times for That Blowjob
1	1 Vote	How the Apes Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	Missed Connections: A Delightful Sheep in a Time Loop
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Don't Have Many Options
1	1 Vote	Bad Americans Can't Stop Writing About Birds: The Pigeon Express