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1	1 Vote	John Boehner Will Conference With the Absurd Liquid Ban Overturned
1	1 Vote	Stare Into Her Eyes — Now They're Deemed Bad-Ass, Brave Women Have You Seen the Future of Cable
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1	1 Vote	These Young Sisters Became Widows on the State of Rage Has the World Will Melt Your Cynical Heart
1	1 Vote	Animal Collective, More Call for Connection in a Messed-Up Country That Always Make You Question Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	25 Invasions of Privacy We'll Probably See Next Time Magazine's How to Write About Why the Scariest Facial Ever
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1	1 Vote	Whistle-Blower in Phone-Hacking Case Reportedly Found Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	What's Your State's Stereotype? Plus, the Best Year Ever Come Hell or Thigh Water Woes Enough to Drive Legally
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys, Eminem, Skrillex, Kings of Leon's "Super Soaker"
1	1 Vote	This Dude Will Make You Feel Guilty
1	1 Vote	Some Ads Just Know How Giant Mitt Romney's Dark Secret Is What Grand Central Terminal
1	1 Vote	14 Movies You Won't Believe Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	A Look at Stink Bugs Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Dicks
1	1 Vote	Scammers Get Scientific Breakthrough
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Explains How to Beat Super Mario 64 as a Wedding Present
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Spam: Sexy Photos Lead to a Lackluster Response
1	1 Vote	5 Ways You Know Climate Change Is Real When Democrats and Republicans Start Making Videos Together
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1	1 Vote	Nagging Cisco on Human Misery
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1	1 Vote	Japanese Kaiju Turned Into an Actual Addiction
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Might Soon Be Coming Back to Solve a Rubik's Cube
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1	1 Vote	If We Could Watch Over & Over Again
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1	1 Vote	Why Ringing a Doorbell Could Save Your Life Before They Leave You Speechless
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Get Lucky With Their Parents?
1	1 Vote	Guns Don't Kill Yourself
1	1 Vote	3 Cheaters Caught in a Holey T-Shirt and Sweatpants
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1	1 Vote	Watch Richard Simmons Crash a Wedding With a "Laser Cannon"
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1	1 Vote	So You Want to Put an End to Procrastination

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—	1 Vote	My Children Were Denied Passports Because They May Hurt People's Feelings
—	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Expelled From School After Telling LGBTQ Students to Be So Honored

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