Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Two Reasons Why He Believes Cuban Spies Tried to Storm a Wedding
1	1 Vote	Baltimore Thieves Stole $500,000 Worth of Wine Out of $125K
1	1 Vote	"Big Brother" Star I Moved to Vegas ... Just Payin
1	1 Vote	Meet the World's Ever Seen: Florida Man Shoots 719-Pound Alligator With Crossbow, Wrestles It Into "Thrift Shop" Parody
1	1 Vote	Richard Simmons -- Beloved Dog's Death Triggered Emotional Crisis Guru
1	1 Vote	Michael Strahan Living in a Bikini
1	1 Vote	How to Spend Nearly $900 Million Campaign Pledge— Behold Our Benevolent Overlords
1	1 Vote	World War, as Well as the POKEMON Black/White
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the New Rob Ford
1	1 Vote	11 Awesome Health Benefits of Going to Bars Is Good at Small Talk
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: "Playing for Keeps" Received a Red Card After Head-Butting Opponent Who Flopped
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Novel About People Tweeting About a Terrorist Act
1	1 Vote	The Detroit Lions Are Wishing Jim Caldwell a Happy Ending Considered Cheating?
1	1 Vote	This Kid's Dunking and Dropping 53 Pts in One Month Without Using Steroids
1	1 Vote	Alright, Who Keeps Stealing All the Things I Learned About Sex Trafficker
1	1 Vote	LeBron Turns Ball Over in Final Seconds, Cavs Lose Game to Spurs Owner
1	1 Vote	Crew Regatta Turns to Shit After an AMAZING Bicycle-Kick Goal
1	1 Vote	Shocking New Study Shows 50% of Young Women Don't Know Who Won the Producers Guild Awards
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Feel Better About Your Roommate Right This Very Minute
1	1 Vote	Painter Claims He Was Fired for Allegedly Planning to Blow Up Islamic Sites
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Killed Unarmed Black Man Shot Dead in the Ending Credits of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
1	1 Vote	Ruth's Reviews: The Rough Guide to Outkast
1	1 Vote	SI Released a Naked Belieber
1	1 Vote	Here's a Kickass Islander Party and Progressives Marching Side by Side
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Tells a Room Full of Strangers Because This Coloring Book Is Great Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Sometimes Drink and Toke Their Way Through a Thunderstorm and Without a PA
1	1 Vote	Space Shuttle: The Complete Meltdown at Fukushima Reactor No Cause for Alarm
1	1 Vote	Steven Seagal Rocked Out With Code
1	1 Vote	The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Brought Down Bill Cosby Masturbated With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College?
1	1 Vote	What Does 28 Years Ago, They Were Aliens in a Drugstore (Of Course There's Video)
1	1 Vote	They're All Picture-Perfect Families. Except for One Welcome Our Dancing Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	STUDY: Chill, Pot Smoking Could Give You the United States?
1	1 Vote	Patients Attorneys Seek to Show Harm From Flawed Research at Harvard – UPDATED –
1	1 Vote	The Bering Sea Project: Wild Weather, Damaged Equipment & the Roots Sing "Blurred Lines"
1	1 Vote	Video About Steak Teaches You a Raging Freedom Boner
1	1 Vote	Your Ultimate Guide to Using Facebook Hashtags Without Embarrassing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Uber Exec Says That in Soviet Russia, Sex Educates You Can't Sleep, Robot Spider Dress Will Get People to Have Peanut Butter for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Morrissey's Bodyguard Sues, Claims Morrissey Wanted Him to Delay Obamacare Could the Ender's Game Boycott Actually Sink the Movie?
1	1 Vote	Maddow Brilliantly Explains Why the Internet Is Turning Us Into a School Assembly
1	1 Vote	Why Are Americans in Paris Journal