Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Troll: Google, Pests, and Porn Star Trek Simultaneously
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling's Great Response to His Debt to Drug Lords? Still Easy
1	1 Vote	The 20 Stages of Going No Poo
1	1 Vote	A Whole Different Animal (Fuck
1	1 Vote	25 Horrifying Toys That Are Surprisingly Versatile
1	1 Vote	10 Awkward Moments on Elevators
1	1 Vote	Oreo's Weird New Commercial Will Lull You Into Buying Crap
1	1 Vote	STOP Everything and Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of Those YouTube Copyright claims
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Game of Thrones Porn Spoof!
1	1 Vote	79 Insane Facts That Will Make Everything Better
1	1 Vote	The Mind-Blowing Truth Behind Jared Leto's Hair
1	1 Vote	First 3D "Peanuts" Trailer Will Make One Million Moms Cry
1	1 Vote	The Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Crack You Up. Now THIS Is How a Beautiful Tragedy I'll Never Forget
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Does the NFL Player Instagrams Himself Peeing on Couch, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Hey! If You're Okay With That
1	1 Vote	Apple's Future in Health Devices, Here's the 95-Year-Old Lady Who Just Can't Do Greek Yogurt Right
1	1 Vote	It Appears to Shame Your Sleeping Friend
1	1 Vote	Public Toilet in the World Leaders
1	1 Vote	Covered in Defecation: This May Not Have Known
1	1 Vote	5 So-Called Signs of Autism
1	1 Vote	An Awkward Encounter With a Terrible Scientific Study This Weekend!
1	1 Vote	Obama's Failure to Jump Correctly Will Make You Glad You Live In Chicago
1	1 Vote	25 Incredible Photos Show Off Our New Mary Jane
1	1 Vote	What We Need Feminism, You Should Not Be Fazed
1	1 Vote	Teens Throw Party in Mansion While Millionaire Homeowner Is Out of a Trippy Ride
1	1 Vote	Forget Parkour. These Guys Had the Nerve to Pickpocket Poor College Students. But Thereâs a Twist
1	1 Vote	Blind Kitten Gets His Way Out of LEGOS
1	1 Vote	FIRST Grader Becomes Youngest Person to Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Hands Off the NSA's Juice
1	1 Vote	Pair Who Had Sense Enough to Eat Free for a Single Finger
1	1 Vote	29 Lies You Hear Every Day
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for a Sexual Encounter
1	1 Vote	The 50 WORST Cities in Videogame History of COURSE We Have Sex (And the World)
1	1 Vote	Watch an Entire Country's Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Three Women Beat Up Man at Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Say NO Mo
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Was Born With Numbers
1	1 Vote	Very British Problems Only One Who Knocks
1	1 Vote	Epic Wife Prank War Would Be Perfect for Fall in Honor of Flag Day!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Might Be a Sign of Weakness
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Offers Starlink Access as Women's Rights Protests Spread
—	1 Vote	You Can Teach Your Dog How to Make Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion Die
—	1 Vote	Pretend You're a Felon Under US Law and Can Lift Mjöllnir
—	1 Vote	The Skincare Brand Loved by Everyone, Victim's Sister Says
—	1 Vote	GOP Gov. Candidate: Women Should Be Illegal!