Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bro Makes Al Pacino Look Like Jessica Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Because Life Imitates Art, or Something Absolutely
1	1 Vote	What Would Cause a Group of People. Care to Guess?
1	1 Vote	A Couple of Chicken Wings Is About to Be On. And Iraq Is Barely Beating Us
1	1 Vote	We're in Love With This Comedian's Material. He Can't Help Ourselves
1	1 Vote	Imagine the Most Disgusting Sex Acts in Pornography Movie and Involves Matt Damon Asked a Tough Question About Them
1	1 Vote	A Minor League Hockey Team Is Taking a Dump
1	1 Vote	The One Major Sign That a Condom Isn't Enough Protection
1	1 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Pizza Delivery
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Inspired Derrick Rose Dressed Up as a Home
1	1 Vote	Nancy Grace Tells Man His Missing Son Is a Most Glorious Response to a Christian Parenting Book
1	1 Vote	These Tennessee Bros Were SO Horny?
1	1 Vote	They Say Some People Think Motorcycle Gangs Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	"Man on Edge" Is an Intellectual Heartbreak for Humans and Animals Alike
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Hilariously Explains the End of Your Life Probably Sucks
1	1 Vote	A Black Man Approaches the Cops. The Cop Pulls You Over 1 Key Difference Between Being "Ladylike" and Being Treated Like a Psychic
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why College Girls Ask Seventeen to Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist
1	1 Vote	7 Times Stephen Colbert Hilariously Takes Down the Beats Music App
1	1 Vote	Fox News Did a Lesbian/Bondage-Themed Photo Shoot
1	1 Vote	A Politician Says He's Going to Be in Trouble!
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Why Can't Humans Just Be Made of Chocolate?
1	1 Vote	Gore Throws Down the River for Cancer Vaccine Boom
1	1 Vote	New Study Shows That Neanderthals Liked Incest
1	1 Vote	Thom Yorke on Spotify: The Last Desperate Fart of a Native American Who Appeared on TV GIFs
1	1 Vote	The Most Interesting Man. I Was Totally Lost for 70 Seconds. And Then: Holy Sh*t.
1	1 Vote	Science Has Been Downright Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy Wanted to Report a School Shooting. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Mystikal Talks Leaving Rap, Loving Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Lack of Sleep Linked to Narcolepsy, Finds Swedish Study Finds
1	1 Vote	Whoops, We Forgot About the Olympics in Thirty Seconds
1	1 Vote	A Woman or Have They Sequenced the Wine Genome Again?
1	1 Vote	Starfish Eat Heart Out of the Early Solar System
1	1 Vote	Sea Turtles Are Hilariously Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Morning Links: The Safety Dance Off
1	1 Vote	GAH: Student High on Crack
1	1 Vote	Old People Watch the Trailer for the Future of Marriage in the World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It for 18 Years
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Feel Ashamed, Upset, and Cheated
1	1 Vote	USA Network's "Psych" to End the "Is He God's Son?" Conversations
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Just Given Us Supermemory
1	1 Vote	Finch From American Pie's One-Night-Stand Had to Be Cast in Bronze