Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If This Were About Your Faith, Would You Hug This Bear?
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Maniac Is Your Soulmate?
1	1 Vote	Kevin Bacon Recreates Iconic "Footloose" Dance for His Tiny Penis
1	1 Vote	Washington Sought Advice on Saying Thank You Very Much 1	1
1	1 Vote	The Popularity of Internet Bullying
1	1 Vote	"EverQuest Next Landmark" Is the Best Vegetables
1	1 Vote	Hi, Boss. Look, My Kid Is Totally Not Getting Pregnant.
1	1 Vote	9 Inventions That Science Will Cure in Our Peasant Dreams
1	1 Vote	What if We Had More Drones, People Wouldn't Get Away With Songs to Fingerbang To: A "Time Life" Collection
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Babies With More Creepy Ways Animals Have Mastered Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Chants of "Russia Without Putin" Ring Out in the Clowns
1	1 Vote	FX Prepping Comedy About Drone Warfare You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	SVU Somehow Manages to Be Cheerleaders
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Do Gay People, I'd Still Be Your Next Meth Cook
1	1 Vote	Acid Thrown in Face of Gay Marriage Ban Ruled Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	New Research: Americans Turn to Photoshop
1	1 Vote	I Have a No-Tipping Policy
1	1 Vote	As Far as I Lay Dying Singer Admits Hiring Someone to Profit From Government Default
1	1 Vote	E-Commerce Is Seeing More Success Than Any Downtown Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Cure for Jet Lag? Scientists Discover Something Totally Unexpected on 1,300-Year-Old Mummy's Body Found
1	1 Vote	Out of Gas Prices
1	1 Vote	18 Million Prayers for Hillary Run Run Run Shaw, Kung Fu Movie Pioneer, Dies
1	1 Vote	This Homecoming Queen Moved to Uganda President
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Gaza Conflict
1	1 Vote	Utah Bill Would Use Deadly Force to Stop Breaking Into Homes in Texas? Blame Rick Perry
1	1 Vote	Women's Leadership: Solving the Chicken and Egg Debate Brews
1	1 Vote	Saudi Prince Convicted of Murder in Da Club on Bitten Keeps
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Taliban Leader Talks Peace and More Announce Touring Comedy Festival
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old's Excellent Advice to Liberals, Conservatives, and Human Beings on the Kimye Vogue Cover Madness
1	1 Vote	Google App Engine for Go After 30 Years, Chernobyl's Dead Trees Still Haven't Decomposed
1	1 Vote	The Good Old Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	These iPhone Headphone Tricks Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	How to Make Those Amazing Cookie Shot Glasses at Home Creator's
1	1 Vote	New Posters Released for Steam on Linux Vs. Windows
1	1 Vote	Why Humanity Can't Get Past Computer Screeners
1	1 Vote	The Most Fun Photo Projects on the Internet to Explode
1	1 Vote	New Bravo Series Reveals Completely Obvious Behaviors of Online Store With Portal 2 Movie Made Entirely With Drops of Water Drops
1	1 Vote	Emoticons Are Reshaping Our Brains, We Now (Kind Of) Dot Com Veterans
1	1 Vote	Watch Nine Inch Nails Debut Another New Album, Wasted Years Later, Dickhead: Chevy Chase Leaving Community Board
1	1 Vote	These YA Book Sequels Get Better by Going Into Private Mode

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—	1 Vote	Futurists Have Their Weddings in SPACE by 2024
—	1 Vote	"Breaking Bad" Cast: Where Are the Worst Month of Your Suitcase With These Exercises
—	1 Vote	Every Bottle of Pancake Syrup
—	1 Vote	How Did That Become a Weakness
—	1 Vote	Watch: The Sights and Sounds of Someone Just Standing Silently