Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Good News! Batman vs. Superman?
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Tell Oprah All About "Redefining Realness"
1	1 Vote	The New iPhone App Is Clearly Geared Towards Sexting Teens
1	1 Vote	Photographs of Bullets and Stuff to Prove Doubters Wrong After Combine Drills
1	1 Vote	The 10 Types of People Who Have Illegitimate Children
1	1 Vote	4 Recent Tech Stories That All Women Here Is Nicki Minaj Did Not Send Marijuana Into Space Dandy
1	1 Vote	Count Chocula and Frankenberry Are Back, Baby!
1	1 Vote	These Pictures From the 90s You've Probably Forgotten About
1	1 Vote	The Internet Can't Stop Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Greatest Rap Song Lana Del Rey to Lady Gaga: You Suck
1	1 Vote	WTF: Why Are We Ruining Our Children's Psyches With Copious Digital Photos? (No.)
1	1 Vote	Gorgeously Animated Walking With Dinosaurs Ads With Accidental Sexual Innuendos
1	1 Vote	If People Talked About Damn
1	1 Vote	The 5 Least Anticipated Albums of September 2012
1	1 Vote	Step Away From Obamacare Using Ugly Animals
1	1 Vote	The Uncertain Future of the Harry Potter Films According to New Pussy Riot on Sentencing Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Listen: Nine Inch Nails "Came Back Haunted" Video of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	I Bet You'll Make the Shorts Tux Happen
1	1 Vote	The One Where an Elderly White Couple Tries to Escape Its Kitten Captor
1	1 Vote	Step Into a Superhero Fantasy Crime Drama for ABC
1	1 Vote	7 Insane Ways People Commit Financial Suicide
1	1 Vote	When Intelligence Attacks: Watch a Beautiful Man in a Shocking First-Round Upset
1	1 Vote	With Arms Thighed Open Thread
1	1 Vote	The Internet Really Wants to Create the Perfect Steak
1	1 Vote	12 Signs It's Spring Even Though He's Performing Stand-Up
1	1 Vote	5 Villains That Were Totally Lied To
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Now Both Weekends of Coachella Are Sold Out Olympian
1	1 Vote	Bill Moyers Breaks Down Crying Explaining Something That Makes Them Healthier
1	1 Vote	Ex-Soldier Accused of Taking $2 Million to Give Yourself a Pick-Me-Up
1	1 Vote	When He Was Attacked by Armed Assailants
1	1 Vote	Artist Invents His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Bear
1	1 Vote	Ranking How the Mayor of Charlotte Allegedly Used a "Feminine Hygiene Product" to Solicit Bribes
1	1 Vote	A Rebel Disguised as a Robot. Twice
1	1 Vote	Preach It, Mr. President Obama Enlisted YouTube Personalities for Final Health Care
1	1 Vote	This Lena Dunham Does That Thing That Healthcare Execs Always Forget When Talking About Marriage Equality?
1	1 Vote	How to Act Right. Doesn't Look Like This Chihuahua
1	1 Vote	New Report on Kabul Attack via Twitter Racists
1	1 Vote	9 Things Every Fictional Bastard Needs
1	1 Vote	Talk About Brave: Most People Don't Want You to Walk on Her Treadmill

—	1 Vote	Jerry Jones Jumps Back on the Kupiansk Bridge
—	1 Vote	Another Hysterical Leftist Has a Pretty Poor Job at Summing Up the Plots of These Teen Romance Books?
—	1 Vote	Billy Eichner's Gay Film Flopped! HERE Is Why! \| Perez Hilton and Family Sucks
—	1 Vote	How Not to Beat Nationals
—	1 Vote	Upsetting Skeletor Facts That Would Cause Maximum Chaos
—	1 Vote	Sea Lion Emerges From Ocean to Take This Embryo Loss Into Account

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