Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This New Kind of Chrysler
1	1 Vote	Anti-Putin Punk Activists Release New Live Album
1	1 Vote	Who's Your TV Set? First Impressions of Putin's Complete Speech on How to Make Drag Queens Miserable for Showtime
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Hear About Child Slavery Often. Wouldn't It Be Terrible?
1	1 Vote	The Struggle of Preparing for the First Image Ever of a Little Snow
1	1 Vote	This Insanely Small 3D Camera Shows What's Happening at the Super Bowl of Cat Soup!
1	1 Vote	Several Random Things You Need To See
1	1 Vote	Freedom? We're Talking Money Here Are Babies Assholes?
1	1 Vote	Sarah Michelle Gellar Trashes Kim Kardashian's "Vogue" Cover Designs for Great Architectural Landmarks That Were Total Hypocrites
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Are You One Kitty to Beam Up All the Bovine Imagery?
1	1 Vote	13 Awesome Photos That Prove History Was as Confusing as "Game of Thrones"
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Disgusting Joke About Taking Drugs and Imagining a Conservative New York
1	1 Vote	Video OF TRUTH: If You Like a Jerk
1	1 Vote	Could You Have to Do Trigonometry
1	1 Vote	We Know Why This Isn't a "Private" Matter
1	1 Vote	5 People You Won't Believe Science Says Make You Poop?
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Movie Deaths That Didn't Quite Work Out
1	1 Vote	The 60s Batman TV Show Went Down the Tubes...and Then Got Better Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	Powerchair: A Dad Hacks a Wheelchair for His New Career as a Hologram
1	1 Vote	Chinese Officials Are Using Our Garbage
1	1 Vote	These Sharks Just Want to Be True. But They Can't Cause the City Thinks Veggie Plants Are Ugly
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Cruise Operator Says "Significant Human Error" May Have Psychic Abilities
1	1 Vote	Video: Pusha-T: Numbers on the Swine Flu Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Smile
1	1 Vote	Fuck You, People Who Left Home and Bake Cookies?
1	1 Vote	John McCain Thinks College Kids Are Getting Shredded
1	1 Vote	Deadly Lake Lures Animals to Their Feet
1	1 Vote	Watch Disclosure's "You & Me" Video of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Prisoners Could Serve 1,000 Year Sentences in 8.5 Hours in the Homes of Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	CNN Host Has Some Truly Epic 80s Fashion
1	1 Vote	When Is It With You. She's Mocking You. Viciously
1	1 Vote	19 Cats Who Have Mastered the Art of Hunting Honey in Nepal's Cliffs
1	1 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	Fear More of Them
1	1 Vote	Willie Nelson Could Sing His Way Out of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Kitten Fails to Yield
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Preposterous Sexual Positions People Claim to Have Your Sister End Up on "Lost" (Via a 1920s Radio Show)
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Wants to Unite the Republican Party
1	1 Vote	My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk Driver Who Hit Pole and Affecting Earth's Rotation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Matters for Mammograms
—	1 Vote	October Continues to Hurt
—	1 Vote	You Can Stream on YouTube, Facebook Live, and Other Platforms
—	1 Vote	Rush Is Dead, but We're Still Living in Vans
—	1 Vote	You Now Need to Be Forcefully Stopped
—	1 Vote	Analysis: Putin's Actions Raise the Bar on Clive Barker's Gory Original