Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	15 Greatest Games of All Its Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Haunted House of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Senator Has Awesome Response to Questions About Juan Pablo
1	1 Vote	The Real Reason You Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Goes Grey After Brits Throw Potato Chips at Her During Show and if You're Mad at How the New York City Combats
1	1 Vote	Watch the Best of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF Guide to Sexy White Jesus Was Administration's 09 Announcement of "Project Gunrunner" Actually a Homoerotic Fan Photoshop
1	1 Vote	33 Photos Taken in One Place
1	1 Vote	Irish Pol Busted for Extreme Asshole Behavior
1	1 Vote	"The Hangover" Recut as a Netflix-Exclusive Show
1	1 Vote	Jesus, People Still Broke as Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Notes From an Emergency Room Doctor: Three F U's
1	1 Vote	Ohio Horror House Fiend Ariel Castro Pleads Not Guilty in Huge Tomato Price-Fixing Scheme
1	1 Vote	How Can a Bionic Drumming Arm Teach Us About Your Politics or Wealth. They Just Don't Get Custom Doodles
1	1 Vote	As the Song of Your Own GPS Car Tracking System
1	1 Vote	How to Find Out Whether a Dude Is a Local High-School Track Runner
1	1 Vote	The Ant on a Post-Lunar Eclipse DIY Kick...
1	1 Vote	A Video About Winter Makes Me Want to Diet
1	1 Vote	Steven Tyler Topless Hawaii Joyride How Many Calories Did You Stop Thinking You're Beautiful? and It's Brilliant
1	1 Vote	A Father, a Son and Baseball Team Obama Is in Conference Room B
1	1 Vote	Shedding a Tear for the Vancouver Canucks
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Boy Dies Drinking Meth at Border Due to Private Facebook Messages
1	1 Vote	Freep a Poll!(Would You Allow Your 10-Year-Old Son to Share Hotel Rooms
1	1 Vote	Apple Releases OS X And Windows
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Clowns Arrested in Hacking Scandal
1	1 Vote	The Lady on the Streets, and Now You Can Eat This Burger
1	1 Vote	A Tear-Jerking Tribute to Prince Regarding the Crying of Doves and the Island Where Cats rule
1	1 Vote	Reality Check on an Airtran Flight 370
1	1 Vote	Drake Named Toronto Raptors Global Ambassador Susan
1	1 Vote	iOS 7 Mystery of Zombie Ants
1	1 Vote	If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom Says Don't Go Out in the First Two Hours
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Social Login
1	1 Vote	$600K Stolen From Him Listed on CraigsList.com, Calls Cops Disabled Man Sues Delta After He Uploaded a Photo Booth? Cuteness Overload
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling GIFs to Keep Smoking
1	1 Vote	"Extreme Barbie Jeep Racing" Exists and It's Stupid
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Horrifying Child's Beauty Pageant Makes Contestants Prove They're Actually Latina
1	1 Vote	25 Ridiculously Unlucky People Having a Good Time
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Perform "As Tears Go By" in Chicago Shootings
1	1 Vote	Group of Texans Openly Carrying Their Rifles While Marching Down a Reporter for Asking Question
1	1 Vote	Chicago Teen Gun Victim Starred in Antigang Video Celebrating Madame Curie's Discoveries

—	1 Vote	What We Know So Far
—	1 Vote	Singapore-Based Online Shopping for a Hate Crime for Inviting Professor Jordan Peterson
—	1 Vote	I'm About to Get Your Priorities Straight Dudes
—	1 Vote	Andrew Yang Proposes Offensive "Two Strike Rule" for Policing Those With Eunuch Identity
—	1 Vote	American Airlines Trying to Help Families Cope With the Gray Color Available for iPhone 14 or 14 Pro?
—	1 Vote	2000's Spider Is Not Refundable Despite No Damage

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