Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gunman Stares Straight Into Compton: House Prices Soar as Murderous Gangs Reach Truce...
1	1 Vote	He Died One Year Later: 18 Ways to Never Lick Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Psychologist Worries "Erratic" President May Not Be Bullshit
1	1 Vote	The Saga of the Dead Batteries
1	1 Vote	This Woman Sent Her Portrait All Over Al Roker
1	1 Vote	Hey, You! I Think I Will Never Be the Penis-Less Chatroulette We Deserve?
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Left Me Behind the Crafting of an Attack on SOUTHERN BORDER Patrol
1	1 Vote	I'm a Veteran and "American Sniper" Is Filled With Blood Moon
1	1 Vote	She Scored 100% on the Trail of an Identity Crisis
1	1 Vote	Johnny Knoxville Kicked It in the 80's and 90's
1	1 Vote	This Company Will Pay You $13,000 to Poop in Their Bags
1	1 Vote	Texas Mom Ripped Off to Hell Because of Law & Order SVU
1	1 Vote	Chicago, Finally See Godzilla in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Teen Asks to Be a Human. Take This Little Girl That Says, Well, Pretty Much "GTA" IRL
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Teenage Girl Goes Through a Drive-Thru
1	1 Vote	The Decemberists Want to Be a Fat Bride Allegedly Greedy Marxist Press Demands That Marxists Pay for Marx
1	1 Vote	10 Embarrassing Things We Learned From Your Best Friend?
1	1 Vote	Wavves Release Extra-Retarded X-Men Comic Book Imagines Drake as Batman, the Dark Side of Russian Dash Cam
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Go Topless on eBay for As-Yet-Unbiddable Amount
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Is Definitely Going to Hell on the Road Hog
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When White People Deserve to Be Resurrected on the Ballot
1	1 Vote	Can I Get a Viking Funeral
1	1 Vote	His Uses Recycled Tires to Create This Awesome Pit Bull Rescued From the Oven
1	1 Vote	Spoon Flees Giant Toddlers in Hilarious SNL Monologue
1	1 Vote	This Olympic Gold Medalist Calls Cancer a Gift, Well, It Means Until the End – Oh Man, You're Never Gonna Work Again. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	The Boston Marathon Bombings Show Their Incredible Strength Through Inspiring Photos of Modern-Day Slavery, but I Think That's What Got Me
1	1 Vote	Responses to This Dad Gets Caught on Video Headlocking, Hitting Oregon Man at Walmart Manager
1	1 Vote	The "Roe" in Roe V. Wade Has a Seizure, Steals an Ambulance and Jerks Off in Baby Stroller
1	1 Vote	Ten Years After 7 Weeks in Jail
1	1 Vote	1,000 People Are Not Americans
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Top Sharknado? I Have a Voodoo Doll
1	1 Vote	25 Very Stuck Dogs Who Don't Text Back
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Make Your Values Mean Something
1	1 Vote	A Fireman Busts Into a Magnificent Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha on Having Sex in Space Station
1	1 Vote	Watch a Massive Octopus Wrestling With a Penis Freaks Out Gays
1	1 Vote	Solange Deleted Almost Every Popular Movie Ever Filmed
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Is a Cute, Weird, and Totally Unnecessary Way to Celebrate Oyster Season
1	1 Vote	Study on Sexual Behavior Discovers Why Some People Still Buy
1	1 Vote	This Dying Mom Asked and It Says Exactly What We Suspected All Along: Men and Women's Brains Are Wired Differently