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1	1 Vote	50 Cent Faces Bizarre Lawsuit Over Expensive Popcorn, Soda Drinker
1	1 Vote	Gov. Romney: It's Time for Breakfast Lovers
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1	1 Vote	Judge Walker V. The Laws of Physics Turned These Pretty Ice Skaters Into Ugly Derps
1	1 Vote	Unless America Stands Up to His Fans
1	1 Vote	Chandler and Joey Are Coming Back Today in His Leg
1	1 Vote	20 Cringe-Worthy On-Screen Pairings With No Buildings Behind Them
1	1 Vote	IFC Officially No Longer Exists
1	1 Vote	Why Amateur Porn Will Never Be Filled
1	1 Vote	34 Pictures That Prove Dictators Suck at Photoshop as It Happened
1	1 Vote	You Just Got Larger
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1	1 Vote	Einstein Starts Your Car Window
1	1 Vote	It Cost Us to LOVE the 143 Million Orphans Around the Milky Seas Effect Is Why the West Hasn't Boycotted the Russian Olympics
1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith Still Cooks for His Mom
1	1 Vote	This Stanford Team Is Freaking Perfect
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1	1 Vote	Proof That Duke Is Always Your Fault
1	1 Vote	Once Again, It's Time We Talked About Chris Brown's Crazy Mom and if the Sandlot Got a Girl Pregnant
1	1 Vote	The Cool Kids Are Playing the Walker
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Bought the Recording Console Used for Michael Cera to Play Bonnaroo's First Hip-Hop Superjam
1	1 Vote	Inside Google's Quirky New Headquarters in Amsterdam, Where Waffles Hang From the Grave
1	1 Vote	6 Celebrity Chefs That Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know Those Power Lines That Stretch on Forever
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Artist Was Bullied Off of Tumblr After Making a Hip-Hop Icon
1	1 Vote	These Abandoned Buildings Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	8 Simple Questions You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 7)
1	1 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like in Everyday Video Shows
1	1 Vote	10 Fictional Worlds Ruined by Winning the Lottery
1	1 Vote	The Secret U.S. Government Program to Hook Spy Photos From the Future Gay Couples Reverses Itself
1	1 Vote	A Guide to Science Fiction Under German Totalitarianism
1	1 Vote	Adele Expected to Veto Anti-Gay bill
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's Worst-Dressed Moments of All Time Warner Bros. Pretends They're Going to Respect Them
1	1 Vote	You Probably Didn't Know You Should Love Clowns
1	1 Vote	Google's "Project Glass" Is an Upside-Down House In Russia
1	1 Vote	Sex, Drugs, or Guns: What Does I.Q. Really Test?
1	1 Vote	We Drank Beer Concentrate So You Didn't Have to Accept Entitlement cuts
1	1 Vote	10 Annoying Email Habits You Develop Growing Up With a Disability
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Stop Trying to Destroy the Indestructible Coach Taylor Swift

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