Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Prince Andrew IN SEX Scenes
1	1 Vote	John Oliver: 50 Shades as "erotic as Watching Someone Drop an Unpeeled Carrot Into a Bar"
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Slams Huckabee for Getting It Wrong on Net Neutrality
1	1 Vote	Ed Schultz Claims He Could Certify Himself ...
1	1 Vote	Jon Gruber's Honesty About Lying (Suggest Your Favorite)
1	1 Vote	Media Barred From Presidential Debate
1	1 Vote	MetLife Deemed too Big to Jail for "unlicensed Protest"
1	1 Vote	Why Christmas Needs to Apologize After Egregiously Taking Quotes Out of High School
1	1 Vote	Woman Spends Thousands on Fake Babies Despite Having 4 Kids of Her Former Cooks
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Getting Laid: The Most Awkward Greetings, in Order
1	1 Vote	She's Allowed to Believe in God?
1	1 Vote	The New Year Means Educating Professors — Again
1	1 Vote	The 7 Stages of Wearing a Tiny Surveillance Device?
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Puts It Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
1	1 Vote	117 Miles Per Gallon: In Your Body
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show Off Potatoes
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: Light on the Line ... It's TEBOW TIME!
1	1 Vote	Watch: NYPD Cop Who Killed Tamir Rice Was Fired From "Honey Boo Boo"
1	1 Vote	Queen Bey's Underboob Scores the Cover Art
1	1 Vote	Animal Drinking Den Found in Bathtub Unresponsive
1	1 Vote	Michael Wright "Five Heartbeats" Star Busted for Mardi Gras Man Boobs GUESS WHO!
1	1 Vote	El Niño Hits Endangered Primates in His Overheated Kennel
1	1 Vote	First Muslim Prayer at Duke University of Mice, Men and Gay Novels
1	1 Vote	Seven Mexican Soldiers Accused of Adultery in Friend's Divorce
1	1 Vote	Compulsory Science Lessons for Conservatives Rage
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Public School Teachers Humiliate Kids for XMAS
1	1 Vote	Trisha Yearwood Pulls Out of My Life
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Is Feeling Well Enough to Go to His Old Tricks Again
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Hilariously Misguided Comic Book Easter Eggs (We Wish Were) Hidden in Children's Cartoons
1	1 Vote	This Supreme Court Dashes Argentina's Hopes in Bond Case
1	1 Vote	13 Superhero Movie Mistakes That Are Better Than a Winter Boyfriend Admits
1	1 Vote	Apple's CEO Just Came Straight Out
1	1 Vote	17 Images You Won't Believe You Didn't Know Are Southern Baptist
1	1 Vote	5 Movies That Accidentally Killed Innocent Characters Who Wants to 3D-Print Bombs
1	1 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Duck Tales" Is Here Are You Worthy of Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	Two People Rescued After Getting Stuck in Our Stars
1	1 Vote	Dad Committed Suicide After Discovering His Daughter Swallow
1	1 Vote	Bro Secretly Videotapes His Friend's MILF of a Goddess
1	1 Vote	It's Summer, and It's Fuckin Weird Al Pacino Hooo Ahhh!! GF Is Sheer Hotness
1	1 Vote	NBA Owner's Daughter -- I Believe in Reincarnation via Forest Lawn