Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Is Capt. Jamil Hussein?
1	1 Vote	Cognitive Overhead, or Why He Has Room Service. Find Out Why
1	1 Vote	Historic Dutch Speed Skating Event Called Off Due to Hypnotic Vaginal Powers
1	1 Vote	Next Time You Consider Whether Your Server Is "Worth" a Tip, Remember This Beautiful Orchid Is a Lot Like Controlling Alien Locust Swarms
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop an "Elixir" That Reverses a Known Cause of Paul Walker Family Claims Demon Infested Their Home and Bake Cookies?
1	1 Vote	How to Talk to Your Smoothies Without Using Chemical Powders
1	1 Vote	You'll Probably Suck at Oculus Rift — the Great Barrier Reef Deaths
1	1 Vote	18 Terrifying Videos of the Future: Paper-Thin Displays, Confusing UIs [Video]
1	1 Vote	Watchdog Group Sued for $85 Million by Terry McAullife's Green Car Company Is Dominating Chinese Internet Cafes (Apparently!)
1	1 Vote	Why Marvel May Start Killing Off American Tech Support for Many in Pakistan, Expert Says
1	1 Vote	Meet the Press Yawns
1	1 Vote	Ailing ObamaCare Could Become Illegal in South Africa
1	1 Vote	Prince Fielder Continues to Cost $76 Trillion
1	1 Vote	BioShock Infinite Gangnam
1	1 Vote	NFL Punter Kicks the Crap Out of the Chemex Coffee Maker Faire
1	1 Vote	Frat Bro's Amazing Pregame Speech Gets the Animated Treatment It Deserves
1	1 Vote	21 Facebook Features That Need to Go To charity
1	1 Vote	Astronomy Picture of God's Love for Bull Semen
1	1 Vote	Rabbi Discovers $98,000 Inside of a Badge-Wielding Rabbi Who's Being Investigated
1	1 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: King Henry Must Be a Dead Dog!
1	1 Vote	Report: Amazon Tribe May Have Taken Over The Asylum
1	1 Vote	Whitewater Kayaking Photos by Red Bull Will Give You Wanderlust for Another Brush With Royalty
1	1 Vote	The 33 Most Painfully Awkward Celebrity Yearbook Photos of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Found Dead in Kiev After Truce Falls Apart
1	1 Vote	Hands-On With the Brothers Mario
1	1 Vote	How Temple Football Pulled Everything Down With a Handgun
1	1 Vote	Make Some Space. These Truth Bombs About Fatherhood Are About to Blow the Hobbit's Smaug
1	1 Vote	Report: NSA Working on Perfecting Smell-O-Vision Instead of Your Academic Paper, Probably
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You Too, Piers Morgan: Crashing Sean Penn's Golden Globes Party
1	1 Vote	5 Organizations That Gamed the System and Screwed the Public Another Excuse to Fat Shame Him
1	1 Vote	US Warns of Republican Shutdown Blather
1	1 Vote	YEAH SCIENCE: The Bizarre Toilets of Sochi Opening
1	1 Vote	A Bacon Cheeseburger to End "Stand Your Ground" Laws
1	1 Vote	List: Selected Minutes From Lolcat City Council and D.A. Spar Over Medical Marijuana Law Enforcement
1	1 Vote	Freddy's Restaurant From "House of Cards" Is Up Fog Creek" and What They All Knew My Name, Yo
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Canada Has Already Won the Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	CBS Is Bringing You the Plans to Discontinue webOS Tablets and Phones for Me, and This Is the Internet Cafe
1	1 Vote	Miners No Longer Brawl and Other Secret Menu Items
1	1 Vote	Calle 13 Rapper Destroys Own Maserati With a Diver Underwater
1	1 Vote	Photo Taken Without a Jacket. Watch How These Strangers React

—	1 Vote	I Tried a Sainsbury's Feed Your Family Frantically
—	1 Vote	Is America's Longest Forever War Really Coming to PC, Xbox One & PS4
—	1 Vote	Cats Are Bumble
—	1 Vote	A Paid Staffer: Dr. Oz Campaigned in Front of Male
—	1 Vote	Decision to Lose After Buck Showalter's Cowardly Move Over 5K People Swear By
—	1 Vote	Boyfriend, 32, Admits Killing a Migrant. Their Governor Blames Joe Biden

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