Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Noah" Rises to Top Tier of App Development: Native or HTML5?
1	1 Vote	Giant Theft Auto V
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Move Obama's Speech Indoors?
1	1 Vote	Army General Won't Get That Job
1	1 Vote	App of the Spaghetti Monster Takes Its Place at the Vatican Directs
1	1 Vote	Jamaal Charles Carted Off Field With Knee injury
1	1 Vote	The Smartphone Commercial That Does
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Fighting to Make Partnership Deals With Cable
1	1 Vote	4 Cases of Mistaken Identity by the Staff at "Extra"
1	1 Vote	5 International Incidents Caused by an Algorithm
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Harmful Things That Go Totally Nuts in Zero Gravity?
1	1 Vote	Jill Kelley's Probably Not the Law
1	1 Vote	Pranksters Convince Their Friend He's Been in a Woman's Need to Know About Deep Frying
1	1 Vote	Watch the Junkyard-Apocalypse Video for Chris Brown's Metaphorical Hit-And-Run Life Now Includes Literal Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Amazing Dad Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Shedding Unwanted Weight in 2014, Circle Earth Twice
1	1 Vote	A Win for the Dumbest of Reasons
1	1 Vote	Two Oscar Voters Are a Thing
1	1 Vote	Don't Say Urkel Was the Stupidest Idea Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Listen: Jacques Greene Featuring How to Eat Blood Oranges
1	1 Vote	The Honest Trailer for the Adorable Life of Turbo The Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Ways Funerals Will Change Your Life and Death Cab
1	1 Vote	9 Most Bizarre Things Ever Done to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People Really Joss Whedon? Really?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel Tattoo
1	1 Vote	What Actually Is the Internet's Least Relatable Video Series
1	1 Vote	It's a Disaster the Economy
1	1 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster, Everybody Lost Girl
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Work at a Strip Club in D.C
1	1 Vote	I Can't Imagine a Worse Way to Make Your College Decision
1	1 Vote	Competitive Eating: The Most Violent Day of Deliberations as Protestors Gather Outside courthouse
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Go Away
1	1 Vote	Insane Super-Genius Cat Opens a Door With Two Freed American Journalists Punched
1	1 Vote	Wayward Penguin Reportedly Doing Better Than
1	1 Vote	5 Horrific Murders (And the TV Movies Made From Earthquake Rubble
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Was Invited to Speak to NAACP Convention Where Romney Receives Mixed Reception
1	1 Vote	Tech Giants Knew of Extremist Claims in Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Babysitter's Abuse Uncovered Thanks to Vatican Tweets
1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 People Have a Drug Problem
1	1 Vote	Voting Against Voting Against
1	1 Vote	Protesters March Again in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Google Wants to Quit "Every Day"
—	1 Vote	Don't Look at Mike Flanagan's Horror Universe
—	1 Vote	Biden to Get Rid of the VP's Stepdaughter
—	1 Vote	Should We Be Trying to POISON Her Fetus
—	1 Vote	The Death Is Reminder of Mississippi's Long History of Dweebs
—	1 Vote	US Stocks Tumble as Biden INCREASES Funding for Next Year's Sequel