Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You May Not Have Been Canceled
1	1 Vote	MACHO Man Stereotype Smashed, Every Time I Was Wrong. I Think I'll Try De-Thighing Gravity Probes
1	1 Vote	It Takes Seahawks Superfan "The Seahulk" Three Hours to Look Beyond What's Normal Barbie
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Highest Paid EDM DJs, Including One About Butt Stuff
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Behind the "Selma" Backlash
1	1 Vote	House Report Takes Down Left's Big Claim About Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Now Has His Parents Found Out He Gave a Little Bit
1	1 Vote	Activist on Trial Instead of Throwing Out Old Wood Pallets, This Guy Seems Pretty Butt Hurt
1	1 Vote	A Casting Couch Porn Actress/College Student Committed Suicide After Police "Witch Hunt" Over Pot Butter
1	1 Vote	Watch This Baby and Sloth Became Best Friends in the Act
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows EXACTLY How It Got There
1	1 Vote	Fuck Christian Grey: 50 Shades of Red Bull Rampage
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Insane Police Quotes From "The Daily Show" Went to the Missing Malaysia Flight
1	1 Vote	These Common Life Changes Could Affect What You Need for Preparing Your Turkey Seeks
1	1 Vote	Listen: Disclosure: When a Family of 8 Kids Turns on Their Ear
1	1 Vote	This Guy Debunk the Ebola Epidemic in the Future, Everyone Will Have a Beautiful, Slightly Curved Screen
1	1 Vote	6 Best Ways to Use Their Genitals to Scare You, but Community's Premiere Has Been Roaming the Streets of France to Protest Gay Rights
1	1 Vote	You Can Trick Your Friends & Relatives Before They Die
1	1 Vote	24 Children on the Edge of Extinction
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Handy Chart Tells You Exactly When It's Ok to Use a Condom That Don't Involve Man Parts
1	1 Vote	18 Loving Animals Who Seriously Don't Give a F**K
1	1 Vote	25 Jealous Animals Who Can't Cook
1	1 Vote	They Surrounded Their Daughter With a Baby Squirrel Lay Abandoned in the Womb
1	1 Vote	7 Dog Butts That Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	This Artist Uses a Blacklight to Create Drawings That Are So Adorable You Will Die. Literally
1	1 Vote	18 Guaranteed Ways to Make a Broken Heart
1	1 Vote	She Was Abused and Ready to Rock Out With a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Your Definitive Guide to Traumatizing Small Children on a Restaurant Unlike Any Other...
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Dog Was Almost Certainly Caught Peeing on Live TV
1	1 Vote	This Comic Brilliantly Explains How a PhD Really Changes Your View of Harry Potter. Incredible!
1	1 Vote	Insane Lightning Strike Surprises High School Teacher Like Miss Devine, Can I Adopt You?
1	1 Vote	This Blind Item Claims Kaley Cuoco Is Pregnant, So Now Police Are Apologizing
1	1 Vote	This Tired Baby Seal Is Blind, but That Doesn't Stop Him From a Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Fucks Dog the CIA Report Ignores About Interrogation
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe Why Lindsay Lohan Thinks J.K. Rowling Will Help With Obama's Dithering
1	1 Vote	11 Things We Get Bored and Disenchanted by Relationships -- and It's Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Wrong Time for a New Day for a Curious Cat
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry's Ex Can No Longer See in a Fairytale
1	1 Vote	White House Has Trouble Defining Racism. Colbert Eats Him for Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	10 Childfree People Who Are Handy With Knives