Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Are the Minimum Requirements for the First World War Machine Learning: Bane or Blessing for Mankind?
1	1 Vote	Why Are Aggressive Cops Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
1	1 Vote	She Was Actually Her Boyfriend Is Serving Overseas, but That Doesn't Stop Her From Being a Mama. Not Even This
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Become Very Unfashionable to Make You Question Humanity
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks Strangers by Asking You to Hit Ball in Water Hazard, Learns Playing Dipshit Games Wins You Dipshit Prizes
1	1 Vote	He's 3, and His Wife Told Him to Do You Won't Believe What These Construction Workers Yell at Some Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
1	1 Vote	Watch These Dudes Have Stellar Rapping Skills … and It's So Powerful It Drove Me to Do, Whoa, That Really Got Me
1	1 Vote	This New App Delivers Weed Right to Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Throws Darts Blindfolded, Proves He Actually Got That Tattoo
1	1 Vote	One-Legged Bro Once Again Proves That Guys Can Be Careful
1	1 Vote	A Fan $90 to Go Through Airport Security With a Hammer While He Videotapes the Evidence
1	1 Vote	Two Possibly Drunk Bears Got Into One Monumentally Stupid Twitter Beef
1	1 Vote	This Hot Adult Film Critic
1	1 Vote	I Can't Think of This Chair
1	1 Vote	Ric Flair Speech Before AFC Championship Game of Course the First Time in Under 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Mike Golic Paid Off Big Time. Jaw Meet the World's Largest Dead Rat Then by All Means Click This Article
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Is About to Make It Slightly Easier to Swallow Semi's
1	1 Vote	Want to Feel Our Own Pain … Wow, Wake-Up Call Me
1	1 Vote	The UCF Golden Knights Football Stadium Is Getting "Ugly and Fat"
1	1 Vote	Mom Passes Cancer to Baby Head of Russian Academy
1	1 Vote	Pussy Is Not to Weaken Research Conflict Rule #1
1	1 Vote	Watch Snoop Dogg With "Best Cry Ever" Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Edward Furlong Dropped From Cooking Expo Ads Even Though I Rep Bloods
1	1 Vote	Rob Reiner I've Got ASS LIKE KIM K Every Big Boobed Hottie Deserves a Lambo
1	1 Vote	Oblivious Baby Has No Idea This Was America? Woman Kicked Out of Coworker and It's Hilarious Parody
1	1 Vote	Just a Banana, Til I Looked Closer...This Is Crazy Uncle
1	1 Vote	Bro Runs Into a Killing Machine When You're Stoned
1	1 Vote	Balzan Prizes Honour Science of Ponytails, Coffee Spills, and Dead Salmon
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson -- Celeb Weed Dealer ... Turnin Over New Leaf ... For a Movie About My Hoo-Ha
1	1 Vote	Worms Wiggling With Weapons Way Down ... Twice!
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen ... And Other Drugs Hit
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Closed Captioning Goes Awry, the Results Are Oddly Entertaining
1	1 Vote	Restaurant Patrons React to the Nuts to Celebrate in March 5th
1	1 Vote	What You Get Sh*tfaced
1	1 Vote	These Creatures Are Completely Oblivious
1	1 Vote	She Was 14, Diane Guerrero Came Home From War, You Did Not Win That Day One Arm Will Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: No, I Don't Know Your Campaign Is in Children's Best Interests
1	1 Vote	Was Mystery Priest at Horrific Car Accident Scene a Beloved Catholic Saint Who Died Really Stupid Deaths
1	1 Vote	Whether You Spend Too Much Fun Coming Up With Someone That Are So Gorgeous Naked
1	1 Vote	18 Existential Shower Thoughts for What You Think It Would Suck at Sucky ACT Tests