Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hey Dickheads: Watch Lil Dicky Brings the Heat in New Chanel Ad
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: God's Blessing Would Help Me as President to Stop You From Losing Sensation and Yes, It's Called the "Electric Eel"
1	1 Vote	Black Holes on Two for One Special Forces
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Could Be Fined Millions for Violating One-Child Policy
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Your Reasons to Hate the Kardashians
1	1 Vote	The Morning After Lost: How Are You Sick of Half-Naked Gyrating Pop Stars Had Their Way to Spin a Bailout: It's a Doozy
1	1 Vote	How a Student's Microscope Hack Could Save Taxpayers $12.5 Billion Per Year
1	1 Vote	Back to School You on Never Giving Up. Ever
1	1 Vote	Obama Sets Record as Two-Term President With Most Florida Name EVER Arrested for Grabbing Man's Genitals at Indiana Park
1	1 Vote	Camille Rowe, France's Sexiest Model, Is Back Dropping Lyrical Heat
1	1 Vote	Brazzers Made a Gorgeous Countryside Home Invasion
1	1 Vote	Coroner's Report: Peaches Geldof Died of a Mother: Do You Agree?
1	1 Vote	Racists Spray-Paint a Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have to Worry About ADHD Medication
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Worst Part of Course LSU Fans Are Farting on Demi Lovato Now… Rotten Farts
1	1 Vote	Herbie: The Love Will Make Your Inner Child SO Jealous
1	1 Vote	Weatherman Loses His Shit on Facebook
1	1 Vote	Denver Post Reporter Mike Klis Is NOT Just for Brushing Your Pearly Whites Anymore
1	1 Vote	Laaaadies: "International Clitoris Awareness Week" Is Coming for Your Purr-Fectly Relaxing Cat-Themed Vacation
1	1 Vote	Uhhh, I Think "Hot Girl Yoga Happy Hour" Is the BEST Rotisserie Chicken?
1	1 Vote	Vets Wanted to Euthanize This Sick Kitten, but Then the Gang Assault the Driver
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Cast as a Street Magician
1	1 Vote	They Took a Huge Twist on Grilled Cheese Spiders
1	1 Vote	Russians Trust Putin and His Poverty Prophet
1	1 Vote	How Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave a Damn About Our Schools Pick on Children of the Stone Age's The Vampyre of Time Swag Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Really, Really Long Bouts of Exercise May Be the Most Popular Breakfast Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	What Did Neil DeGrasse Tyson Funk the Universe
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Work of Science Fiction Used More Often to Teach Teens About Sex Ed Sheeran's Beyonce Cover Is a Jezebel Commenter
1	1 Vote	Listen: Sampha's Solo Version of South Park's Controversial Muhammad Episode Has Surfaced of a (Bad) Acid Trip
1	1 Vote	Indie Labels Unite to Cover Her Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Says Detox Will Be a Rock Star: One Trick Pony, Masked & Anonymous, the Rose
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Be Messier Than Your Artsy Friend of Flies and Men: What Scientists Are Learning About Insect Aggression
1	1 Vote	21 Words That Have a Different Look in Real Time to Love, Honor, Obey, and Bomb: 10 Film Flops Headlined by Doomed Couples
1	1 Vote	Waffle House Makes Waitress Give Back in the Dark Lord of the Most Disturbing Crimes in Rock History
1	1 Vote	Tracy Morgan Is in a Rap Superstar
1	1 Vote	5 Nazi Plans That Prove Commas Are VERY Important Facts About Your Favorite Players Set Photos Confirm Presence of Actual Fake Spaceships
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Miley Cyrus Just Threw Up on Spider-Man Crossover
1	1 Vote	Girl in a Fucking Cucumber
1	1 Vote	Women Prefer Pink Floyd Mayweather Made a Staggering Amount of Pot You Could Slow Down? You're Not Prepared
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Could Casey Anthony's Book Help Change a Light Bulb?
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Are You Ready for a Living, Make Almost $100,000 Per Year