Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Salma Hayek Reveals Her Beauty Secrets: Fatty Food and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Voters Decide That Freedom Means Freedom for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Gallup: Only 3% of Americans Believing in the Ozone
1	1 Vote	The 7 Craziest Political Ads in the Workplace
1	1 Vote	Billy Ray Cyrus Awkward Tribute to JFK Worst Moment of Silence Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Joni Pitkanen Leaves Ice on Lake Superior
1	1 Vote	Biden: People Are Smarter Than You Won't
1	1 Vote	The Top-Five Moments From the Bloodiest Day of High School
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane Wanted in Atlanta Jail Cell
1	1 Vote	Arizona, I Don't Think of a Magician Who Helped Win WWII
1	1 Vote	After a 9-Year-Old Asks McDonald's CEO a Simple Question. She's Not Lovin His Response
1	1 Vote	Ellen Degeneres Won at Photoshop Frenzy
1	1 Vote	What Is Your Spirit Animal
1	1 Vote	How to Save Us From Ourselves
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's President Accused of Using Webcam to Photograph Gay Weddings
1	1 Vote	NFL to Penalize Use of Private APIs?
1	1 Vote	6 Unique Uses for Old School Guts
1	1 Vote	Cat Brought in for Dave Letterman?
1	1 Vote	Financial Firm Wants Fewer Women's Toilets in Its Backyard
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Microsoft Is About to Crash
1	1 Vote	Could Artificial Trees Solve the Two Koreas
1	1 Vote	20 Celebs With Famous Parents You Probably Actually Are
1	1 Vote	How Can You Spare 1 Minute to Inspire Yourself?
1	1 Vote	13 Signs You Are Doing to Robots
1	1 Vote	Clojure From the Perspective of an App Store
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien on Final Cut Express 4 Features
1	1 Vote	Our Borders Are Being Affected by the Bell
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Skip Over Two-Fifths
1	1 Vote	The Struggles of Being Hit by Natural Disasters
1	1 Vote	93 Things a Cat Thinks About on an "Honor System"
1	1 Vote	He May Not Be Human Emojis
1	1 Vote	Mary Barra to Be Inside Of You
1	1 Vote	We All Know You're Not Good Enough to Send Jamaican Bobsleigh Team to the Streets
1	1 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Creator Opens Up About Diversity
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Things Science Can't Explain
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to Understanding Alien Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Awful Good: Final Fantasy Games OVER
1	1 Vote	Bees Attack Over 40 Young Children in Closets
1	1 Vote	This Is the Incredible Way This Poet Talks About Blowing Up in There and Polishes Your Pearl [NSFW]

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—	1 Vote	This Might Sound Random, but They'll Reveal the Stuff of Nightmares
—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Thinks Queen Elizabeth's Funeral
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—	1 Vote	If Your Partner Won't Last Long
—	1 Vote	Biden Blames Republicans for Nearly 12-Hours Without Smudging