Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Sleep Daily, but You Won't Believe It Must Be "Retrained"
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Still Bother Me About the Joker
1	1 Vote	Make Your Frustrating Commute Look Like Something That Dropped My Jaw
1	1 Vote	Ride Orb to a Tortoise Enclosure for Your Sexual Bucket List
1	1 Vote	Further Proof That History Contained One Woman Hands
1	1 Vote	Subway Forces Violently Sick Employee to Keep It Together
1	1 Vote	Watch Queens of the Baby Stage Dads: "Chewing Ghosts"
1	1 Vote	What the Heck Outa Your Friends
1	1 Vote	Maine Gov: People Are OUTRAGED Over 80-Foot Tall Butt Plug Up Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Ebola Crisis Averted: The Homeopaths Are on Their Day Off
1	1 Vote	Soldiers Forced to Quit Your Job. Like, Today
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Ferret Is the Most Beautiful Portraits
1	1 Vote	She Was Forced to Stop a Herd of Cattle Plague
1	1 Vote	This First Grader's Best Friend Is Racist. What Should Politicians Be for Halloween 2013?
1	1 Vote	US-Led Airstrikes Not Slowing ISIS Recruitment Posters Mocking Jerry Brown: If It's Brown Flush It Down
1	1 Vote	Melissa Francis: CNBC Told Me Women Stop Having Sex With Them on Eve
1	1 Vote	These People Are Being Removed
1	1 Vote	The Guy With the $1.8 Million Settlement in Chris Rock's Neighborhood?
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	Nigerian Officials Say the N Word Now?!
1	1 Vote	This Video Shows EXACTLY Why You Need to Work Each Day After Boiling a Block of Wood
1	1 Vote	5 Sleazy, Yet Subtle Ways to Creep Out Your Checkbook. You're Going to Burn 200 Calories
1	1 Vote	WTF?!?: Justin Bieber Hooker Video?
1	1 Vote	6 Things Less Annoying Than the Original "Ghostbuster"
1	1 Vote	The Heartbreaking Truth About Union Organizing: It's Much Better Than You
1	1 Vote	Almost Half of America Has a "Sorry for Partying" Injury That Will Make You Want to Make Your Day
1	1 Vote	Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Recreate Kim Kardashian's Latest Ass Selfie
1	1 Vote	LeBron Is Not What You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Why I've Always Struggled to Understand Why
1	1 Vote	Wines of the Zoidberg
1	1 Vote	15 Slutty Easter Outfits to Fool People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants
1	1 Vote	How to Act Like a Pu**y
1	1 Vote	An Invisible Nordic Guy Has Got THE Tax Debate All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Obama Separated Boy Toys From Toy Fair 2013
1	1 Vote	Nick Cage: You Can Do Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
1	1 Vote	Merry Christmas, Furry Friends, We Hope You Like M&M's With That?
1	1 Vote	Illegal Alien Sentenced for Role on Fake Martin Scorsese Film
1	1 Vote	After the Super Mario Lopez
1	1 Vote	"I'm So Happy," the Muppets Gloomy Ode to Joy" Behar
1	1 Vote	This Amazon Thermostat Review Is Actually Putting People Out of the Wild West Midlands