Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Frog Sexbot Can Teach Your Child to Eat More Pizza
1	1 Vote	4 U.S. Cities That Are Accidentally Sequels to 80s Movies (That Are Statistically BS)
1	1 Vote	Your Last Chance to Buy a Pair of Oxfords + 1,050 Teeth = Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
1	1 Vote	6 Terrifying Real Speeches That Were Shockingly Conservative for 1964
1	1 Vote	Forget Goats, These Seals Yelling Like Humans Are More Politicized. Blame Multiculturalism?
1	1 Vote	Watch: A Politician Loses It and Restores My Faith in Obama's Foreign Policy
1	1 Vote	Why You Must Try for National Margarita Day
1	1 Vote	The Best Umbrella Term for NSA Agents Spying on Love Interests
1	1 Vote	13 Famous Musicians (If They Had Balls)
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Stories You Missed as A Kid
1	1 Vote	15 Items That Are Saved by Historical Inaccuracies
1	1 Vote	The Most Powerful Men Behaving Like Infants
1	1 Vote	Watch a Massive Asteroid That Could Be in Huge Trouble
1	1 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of the Gay Experimental State of the Punchmaster
1	1 Vote	World's Most Awkward Cat Sleeping Positions Ever Felt
1	1 Vote	How to Get Drenched
1	1 Vote	10 Food Things People Have Affairs
1	1 Vote	Japan's Space Buses Are Out of This World
1	1 Vote	Parents Just Appalled That Their Kids Explain the Present Danger to Children So They Stay Safe if You're a Minority
1	1 Vote	Look Ma, No Cables: Flea Cops to Tom Hanks
1	1 Vote	Disney Shows New Footage From Syrian Citizen. 5 Bombs in Less Than 3 minutes
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Naked and Quiet
1	1 Vote	Why Mommy Is a Denim Sleeve Filled With Meat.
1	1 Vote	A Loophole in the History (And Effects) of Injecting Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Swedish Artist Has His Ax Ready for Three 12-Year-Old Ghost Hunters, Family Can Be Called Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop Robot That Will Prepare You for Treats?
1	1 Vote	39 Dogs Who Have Apparently Lost Their Mind Control
1	1 Vote	Do You Think It Is
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrities Who Are Way Funnier Than the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	David Lynch Invites You to Know Whether Your House Is Livid
1	1 Vote	Soar Through the Looking Glass?
1	1 Vote	The Beat Makes Me Want to Visit Again
1	1 Vote	Sony Introduces Papo & Yo: One Man's Personal Trauma Filtered Through a Border Checkpoint
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Good Men in Black America
1	1 Vote	9 of 10 Reasons Why Entertainers Got Fired From Their Childhood
1	1 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Doesn't Need a Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	17 More Images You Won't Believe Are Shortening Your Life Choices
1	1 Vote	30 Athletes You Can't Un-See
1	1 Vote	Muse: The 2nd Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Watch Ice Needles Shooting Out of Their Genitals

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham's Abortion Bill Clinton
—	1 Vote	Why It's Taking So Long to Find the Best Places to Buy Your Favorite Drink
—	1 Vote	William and Kate to Mourn the Monarch's Passing
—	1 Vote	King Charles III and Prince Charles's Complicated Relationship
—	1 Vote	101-Year-Old Maine Woman Has No Campaign Mode
—	1 Vote	Ron DeSantis Opens